Will You Press The Button?

BlondFox 3 years ago

id honestly accept just to find out who that person is for me. unless its proximity, then i get rid of bad person and get power

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

okay. *stands next to Justin bieber* HELL YEAH THAT SON OF A BITCH IS FINALLY DEAD! >:D

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

How will you get next to him?

KaboomGoesTheWeasel 11 years ago

Push the button while next to Justin Bieber, he'll be the one closest to you.

BrownSheep 10 years ago

What about Donald Fart?

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Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

Define "closest", because if they mean "nearest", I'll just stand next to Justin Bieber.

MugmanGoesEEEEE 4 years ago

Trump, Putin, Bieber, Your mom, etc.

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QualityLuxury 9 years ago

Stand next to Trump. No downside.

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

*Gets time travel power* *stands close to hitler* SEND THE DEATH!

Biohazard_WYPTB 10 years ago

*sitting at a park with laptop, playing Will you press the button, comes to this dilemma, sees JB, goes up next to him, presses button* OH HELL YEAH JB IS DED:D

BARRELS 11 years ago

Any kind of power huh? I'll just use my power to delete the downside.

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

YOUR WORKING FOR THE BARRELS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SAVE PEWDS!

PokemanPressesButtons 11 years ago

Easy. I would have the superpower to remove the downsides of this website! :)

sonicj01 10 years ago

but then you wouldnt have pressed the button so you wouldnt go back in time so you would press the button because you wouldnt be stopped so you would go back in time etc etc

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Beaverlax 11 years ago

So my brother well fuck a duck

Boi 10 years ago

Done, whats next?

kapowchou 10 years ago

i could have the power to choose my power.

TheBigFriendlyCF 11 years ago

im next to my mum so no i fucking love her

Jess Revesz 13 years ago

Here's my plan. Find the doctor, go back to WWII, stand next to hitler, PRESS THE BUTTON AND USE MY SUPERPOWERS TO FREE THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS THEN GO BACK TO MY OWN TIME AND BE AWESOME!

The_potato_man 5 years ago

How are you gonna do all that with just time traveling? You only get 1 superpower

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Hudson Hedge 13 years ago

I will clone them, make an exact copy of them, that isn't resurrection.

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

It"s Rob Schnider !

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Raghav Kakadia 13 years ago

The power of resurrection doesn't work either?

Lord-Fisch 5 years ago

No but you can just use the loophole that you define closest, is to the person that stands near you physically not mentally

Peule 10 years ago

Im gonna get the superpower to revive people... Down side?

Lord_Bacon88 11 years ago

the superpower of making impossible things possible?

fidgetspinners 9 years ago

call me a nerd but my family is just too fucking precious

Jellybean240 11 years ago

MY DAD NO!!!

Zonda 11 years ago

I'll just make my super power to negate all side effects of buttons.

FaolanK 9 years ago

Manipulate time. Press it, rewind time to before you press it, they will be alive and you will be left with powere from a time line that no longer exists.

I'mTheSam 11 years ago

Phhysically or emotionally closest..? I'll press the button anyway tho. Am I a bad person?

wisecrack3 10 years ago

Hi serial rapist dad, can I have a word with you?

Mickael Bayens 13 years ago

I solved it => Just sit next to someone you hate, then click the button. The person you hate would be the closest person, right ? . . DONE

FirstClassFishKeeper 9 years ago

I have no friends so that"s not a problem

Horsehorse1321 12 years ago

*stands next to arch-nemesis*

sonicj01 10 years ago

have the super power to have infinite wishes and wish for them to be revived not resurectted

AMONG_US 3 years ago

Pressing this next to a furry

Kaiden23 11 years ago

Oh get wrecked jb

Malanti 11 years ago

Fuck life yells to mom u ganna die soon

NemamNaEternitCZ 6 years ago

Wat if i simply make that person cure able with some supa pawa

alexleehowlter 11 years ago

People need to make sacrifices

Sefirosu200x 10 years ago

The singular "superpower" rather than plural and the ambiguity of "closest" are keeping me from answering. Well, even if superpower is singular, I still get what I want, since Superman technically only has one superpower: controlling inertia. Still, if you... [Show full comment]

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

*face palms at all comments below for not realizing the power to manipulate anything wins life

IcyDraco_ 9 years ago

Time to set up a meeting with Alex Soros and press the button.

gwcrash1 10 years ago

downside?

Stevenvo06 11 years ago

I can't get that to kill myself.

Stevenvo06 11 years ago

We couldn't kill ourselves.

Ssunderp 10 years ago

I'd have the powers to turn back time and get elemental powers, so I can prevent the person closest to me die. (PS grass and water have healing powers combined