Will You Press The Button?

BlondFox 3 years ago

id honestly accept just to find out who that person is for me. unless its proximity, then i get rid of bad person and get power

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

okay. *stands next to Justin bieber* HELL YEAH THAT SON OF A BITCH IS FINALLY DEAD! >:D

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

How will you get next to him?

KaboomGoesTheWeasel 11 years ago

Push the button while next to Justin Bieber, he'll be the one closest to you.

BrownSheep 10 years ago

What about Donald Fart?

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Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

Define "closest", because if they mean "nearest", I'll just stand next to Justin Bieber.

MugmanGoesEEEEE 4 years ago

Trump, Putin, Bieber, Your mom, etc.

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QualityLuxury 9 years ago

Stand next to Trump. No downside.

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

*Gets time travel power* *stands close to hitler* SEND THE DEATH!

Biohazard_WYPTB 10 years ago

*sitting at a park with laptop, playing Will you press the button, comes to this dilemma, sees JB, goes up next to him, presses button* OH HELL YEAH JB IS DED:D

BARRELS 11 years ago

Any kind of power huh? I'll just use my power to delete the downside.

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

YOUR WORKING FOR THE BARRELS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SAVE PEWDS!

PokemanPressesButtons 11 years ago

Easy. I would have the superpower to remove the downsides of this website! :)

sonicj01 10 years ago

but then you wouldnt have pressed the button so you wouldnt go back in time so you would press the button because you wouldnt be stopped so you would go back in time etc etc

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Beaverlax 11 years ago

So my brother well fuck a duck

Boi 10 years ago

Done, whats next?

kapowchou 10 years ago

i could have the power to choose my power.

TheBigFriendlyCF 11 years ago

im next to my mum so no i fucking love her

Jess Revesz 13 years ago

Here's my plan. Find the doctor, go back to WWII, stand next to hitler, PRESS THE BUTTON AND USE MY SUPERPOWERS TO FREE THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS THEN GO BACK TO MY OWN TIME AND BE AWESOME!

The_potato_man 5 years ago

How are you gonna do all that with just time traveling? You only get 1 superpower

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Hudson Hedge 13 years ago

I will clone them, make an exact copy of them, that isn't resurrection.

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

It"s Rob Schnider !

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Raghav Kakadia 13 years ago

The power of resurrection doesn't work either?

Lord-Fisch 5 years ago

No but you can just use the loophole that you define closest, is to the person that stands near you physically not mentally

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago

*presses this on phone while walking in a crowded hallway*

Alaei 11 years ago

I'm too selfish, I need that person more than I want to save other people... xc

HeyDatRorshach 10 years ago

Hillary will die, AND I'll have the ability to use Super-Speed? Is there even a downside?

Zonda 11 years ago

I'll just make my super power to negate all side effects of buttons.

TheThinker 10 years ago

Step one: have infinite wishes be your superpower. Step two: wish that it was possible to wish them back. Step three: wish them back.

asdfghjklasdfghjkl last year

I will on the my fucker

Dominicfeen 9 years ago

My superpower is to resurect people

MiraCarpathia 12 years ago

Closest or closest? Like physically or emotionally?

DerSchottePlays 4 years ago

Probably means closest in the sense of emotional bond, just tell a random person all your darkest secrets, use your ability and then they die since they know you the best and are therefore the closest emotional bond.

ofpgrimm102 11 years ago

now i am sad i was haveing a good day

fangirling_is_life 12 years ago

so basically the Winchesters

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

I pressed the button beside Trump

VirtualPreston 10 years ago

Malena no

Benjamin Voissem 13 years ago

Power to turn back time--not technically "resurrection;" get to keep powers!

SeanRosswell 11 years ago

The Oxford English Dictionary defines resurrect as "To restore (a dead person) to life;" what if my power was to prevent death?

Camdenator11 9 years ago

I'll stand next to the button so the button breaks after I press it

simontodd 11 years ago

it doesn't say that they will die because you press the button

DJSmile 11 years ago

fuck the tile

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

Doesn't matter if there"s no possible way of resurection, all i need is a way of resuRRection. ♡

Pluffty 11 years ago

Just talk to the dead to see what's hanging in heaven

hbuckets 10 years ago

not worth it

Demolitionlover9319 9 years ago

Bye bye mummy!!!!

agenderflux 12 years ago

Stand next to someone you hate.

MasterofDecisions 10 years ago

Superpowers are not that good, they would make life less challenging and therefore more boring.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

That's the point idiot!

Princepoyo 3 years ago

me standing next to mason that asshole who ruined my life

ghostcookiez 11 years ago

power of llamas r.i.s justin beiber rest in spiders

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

"Closest to you" can also be taken as physically closest to you so press the button when you stand next to someone you hate â†’ profit

jondoe27 11 years ago

i have a cold dead heart i dont care

autocar66 7 years ago

*teleports next to justing bieber*

imdead 11 years ago

you died for a good cause, buddy

MegaSpeedTrap1 10 years ago

If it"s closest as in distance, then I'll stand next to a terrorist and push the button

Luichy1308 11 years ago

And if is nobody around me XP

FredyPoop 9 years ago

loopholes lol

KekityHek 11 years ago

OMG, this is so paradoxic.

HeyDatRorshach 10 years ago

Or the ability to turn back time.

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