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You can fly like a superhero.
but
You squirt out more and more bird shit the faster you travel.
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troncrash79 years ago
i am... SHITMAN

TheBoys275 years ago
O my God that"s great
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Agent_Waffle8 years ago
I don't know.... That"s one "shitty" downside. B)

CRAZY1017 years ago
Yes

adrienAO9 years ago
Downside? "It"s a bird!" "It"s a plane!" . . . "It"s a bird.."

Datfroglegs8 years ago
Justice rains from above!!!

Kitkatkatie20049 years ago
I'd just circle my enemies house at hyper speed... In coming

Lesliejones9 years ago
Wear a diaper and problem solved

Migdin18 years ago
But why would you wear a diaper! WITHOUT ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!

PhoenixHenderson8 years ago
Imagine seeing this happen to someone

CRAZY1017 years ago
OMG XD

Jonathan Meyer12 years ago
That would be fucking hilarious

POLTERPUP5 years ago
THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE
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Loopholeguy4 years ago
You can release on everyone’s heads

BlazoBoom9 years ago
It didn't say where you squirted it, you could just get a supersoaker and blast people like crazy.

AMANNAMEJOEL9 years ago
Shit on people and shit on your enemies no down side and piss people off

Socks_The_Deathclaw7 years ago
Sounds like something a tweaker from Portland, Oregon would do. There"s shit everywhere, and it ain't dog shit or bird shit, I'll tell you that.

the117doctor8 years ago
Anal Rocket League!

demonflower8 years ago
What the downside? That"s fucking awesome

VICIOUSspyder8 years ago
Now usually I"d say,"your gonna have a bad time," but this is just gonna be a "shity" experience. *Wink*

potatotehcow8 years ago
Me: * flying * Hi Donald Trump! Donald Trump: Hello? Me: * flies fast in a circle and poops on him laughing *

Xicad7 years ago
For me its both
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ivailosv8 years ago
" it"s a bird! it"s a... hold on it is a bird he"s pooping bird dookie"

Coolcon9 years ago
Go at the speed of sound and just cover a comtinent in bird shit

Uncookedham877 years ago
Light...now light is fast
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Your-local-lesbian7 years ago
Just be fuckin flying around naked that would be hilarious

Legandarygaming9447 years ago
It would be the funniest super hero ever

belle298 years ago
you can always have the option, you don't necessarily have to do it.

Youarenotaflute058 years ago
That’s so cool

Richard Baalman12 years ago
FUCK MY ENEMIES

qwerty_man24510 years ago
exaclty

Kyoko8 years ago
This question has no down side you don't like a person burry their car in shit by going mach 20 above it.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Burry? FURRY? CURRY?

DisIsMyUsername8 years ago
"accidentally" shits on Donald Trump.....

Pleshy8 years ago
-Travels at nearly the speed of light- "OH GOD IT"S EvErYwHeRe"

Jackocreeper1238 years ago
Bring toilet paper

dankmemes1018 years ago
Where exactly does it come out?

FidgetSpingas8 years ago
Batman would be proud knowing that Superman would lose his reputation because of his bird poop problem.

Atb11258 years ago
So you are pretty much flying by the force output of you pooping.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Yes

Raminxpirate8 years ago
No bad side. *_* GREAT! :)

Memes328 years ago
That would be so flipping funny

MyliePolley8 years ago
*wears diapers*

Thatredguy8 years ago
Wear a diaper

BloodyAnimeKiller8 years ago
nah

EclipseTDS8 years ago
The... Bird poop... jetpack???

WBGrock8 years ago
JET PROPULTION ATTACK!!!

Ahslover1018 years ago
I would be constantly flying over my enemies lol.

Nerdyboy8 years ago
I would fly over ugly cars and fly supersonic above it to cover it in poop.

John R. Lewis12 years ago
No down side.. click!!

jackman10 years ago
the downside is u r shitting bird crap out of a human ass

CCthecat9 years ago
BIRD SHIT!? That's hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sandvich Man10 years ago
I suddenly want to fly over Justin Bieber's house REALLY fast lol

Justin Bedwany12 years ago
Absolutely

Beringtord10 years ago
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Donderpants9 years ago
Meh. No passive downside.

QuestionDoge9 years ago
The halirious things this would cause

derekchauvin6969694 years ago
no downsides

Wolf219 years ago
IDC I just want to flyyyyy

Derpwhalez 10 years ago
Just s*** all over and laugh as you troll the world

Panifex7 years ago
Faster than a speeding bullet = pounds of bird dung EVERY SECOND

sonic =sanic10 years ago
To fast don't need to fly
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