The writer is under arrest for: inappropriate apostrophe usage.
The writer's punishment is: being stabbed by an apostrophe-shaped sword so the writer can feel how painful it is to stick apostrophes where they don't belong.
Signed, Sergeant Semantic of the Grammar Police
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Ifindloopholes7 years ago
Well ... I can have anything for free so ... I want darkstalkers scroll
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xDxL10 years ago
Get the savest building in world and save all humans
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RyusukeSosuke8 years ago
So they WANT to kill me, but that doesn't necessarily mean they will, or even can.
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Blue_bog3 years ago
That’s how gta works
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Travon06208 years ago
Does everybody include family members too?
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American Cynic10 years ago
Everybody already wants to kill me.
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joran8179 years ago
me: do you to let me live for free??
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Unpingable4 years ago
Give them something they want and they won't kill u
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roeequaza9 years ago
Imortalty
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rosey645869 years ago
I like my life
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AmberlyVeil425 years ago
Get a functional death note and shinigami eyes for free.
Problem solved.
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dreamerpanda9 years ago
sence everything is free to you. you could easly buy off everyone that wants to kill you becouse everyone got a price
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abcx8 years ago
I want the option to find out who created this button, the ability to find who he is, where he lives, and when exactly he created this, a time machine, an aeroplane and a gun. I will prevent him from adding this downside.
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PompaShogun11 years ago
I agree with asdguy00's thought. Get peace for free, and you win. :U
Invest in a gigantic planet-obliterating mech suit.
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XXdubstepzzXX10 years ago
Terminated 5?
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AnimeQueenMHA5 years ago
Gun shop, get everything free, arm yourself and kill the ones who try to hurt y’a
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lumberjack9 years ago
you can lock yourself in the room
and if you need food just
Disguise yourself as another person
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SinonMercer8 years ago
They WANT to but never said they TRY to kill you.
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Redhead10 years ago
doesn't mean they WILL kill you
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beastmode469 years ago
Everybody wants to kill u doesnt mean they will...
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Jk-Jrdz8 years ago
Do you want to kill you tho..,???
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Lottie DomoBear12 years ago
If everything is free........
MACHINE GUN
RIFLE
SHOT GUN
GRENADES
NUKES
NUCLEAR BOMBS
TANKS
AIRPLANES
all weapons are for free so basically kill the world xD
But then you'll b all alone.....xD
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ralfds139 years ago
Can I get the love, for free?
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KeralinKreunen7 years ago
I WISH FOR ARMAR
MARC_NIDZ6 years ago
The armor is alive and wants to kill u :)
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cmac9 years ago
They want to but there's a chance they wont
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that_one_person_0w03 years ago
Get a couple guards and a bunker
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badass259 years ago
so defense 24/7 from evrybody
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TheGames7 years ago
pues contrato guardaespaldas gratis y haber si intentan matarme.
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