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you can have whatever job you want
but
every day when you leave work you get shot at by an ex-military sniper
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Animelover111549 10 years ago
I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.
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Minipotatoes 10 years ago
My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t... [Show full comment]

popdo69 4 years ago
Genius
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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago
Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish 9 years ago
Damn stormtroopers
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Iosue 6 years ago
Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago
What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago
Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago
My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago
I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago
as*
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Ada Asda 13 years ago
Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno99 9 years ago
snipeception!!!!!!
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JoshTheFish 8 years ago
well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli 9 years ago
Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Greatcat 9 years ago
My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll 11 years ago
We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly 13 years ago
Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller 13 years ago
keep things interesting

Lollygal233 9 years ago
my job is living. Big salary. Won't get shot at till I die.

herpaderp 11 years ago
what is the chance of getting shot

Darksoulz 10 years ago
What if I work from home?

Cutelycool 7 years ago
YouTube Animator, don't have to leave my work because I"d always be at work as long as I had something animations related on me

zakvejadzack 11 years ago
Good. Then I'll be a sniperman too. Lol

Mythical Mango 10 years ago
Work at home lol

TheLegendaryLightswitch 8 years ago
My job is being a better military sniper

Spikey 11 years ago
why are so many people here who end some words with rn eatrn jobrn WHATS WITH THE RN!?

dylferno99 9 years ago
i dont mind it doesnt say it has to HIT u so im good

shrektm8 11 years ago
I can be a tester of a military reflector shield that always surrounds my body.

Awesomeguys1 9 years ago
Be a Youtuber😊

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago
Sure, I've been shot before and Being a dragon rider sound nice to me.

SophieG 10 years ago
And if I never really leave my job. Not necessarily... ;)

JTF 12 years ago
1)work from home 2)have a tunnel dug from your work to your house, therefore, you are technically not leaving work, since the two buildings are connected loophole achieved

Kenan-666 5 years ago
Just work at an 24hour job duh

davidtennant 11 years ago
And then maby afterwords i can teach them how to aim considering the fact that they keep missing me

8BitChaos 10 years ago
Come at me ex sniper guy. I can take you!

Stanley Hsu 13 years ago
wat a bout a blow job?

Robo597 6 years ago
The sniper can not shoot me if i never do back com mars.

plunder1029 11 years ago
even a blowjob

catsimakittycAT 9 years ago
well u might die if u dont so yea

andy beirsack 11 years ago
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Useful_PotatO 8 years ago
A job at area 51. There its highly protected

KatzSimmer 11 years ago
Who said I died. Who said I only got shot in the leg.

Ross3546 9 years ago
What if my job is a ex-military sniper

mujtaba77654 11 years ago
What's the point

Thomas63 10 years ago
Just work from your home

TheBrainMaster 9 years ago
I will take work with me! (PROBLEM SOLVED)

Mgunh1 12 years ago
He's ex military 'cause he's blind xD

Schmucklehed 2 years ago
i just pressed it cause i wanna die and the sniper thing sounds like a cool death

midnightiscool95 11 years ago
But what if I want to be a sniper

Rofl47 9 years ago
Well, thank god my job is being a hitman! My job never ends.

Dude pro 11 years ago
My job is to be the President

cfrancisco25 5 years ago
whats the problem? It is the longest sleepover in history!!!! NEW WORLD RECORD

mariobro24 11 years ago
who cares if you get shot at as long as he never hits you

GuinevereHaase 9 years ago
i would wear a bulletproof vest
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