My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t...[Show full comment]
well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good
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Alioli9 years ago
Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)
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Greatcat9 years ago
My job is piloting a mech suit.
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DaTroll11 years ago
We work and we died. Wth
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Mike Manchild Lilly13 years ago
Work from home. Never leave work.
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Andy Heller13 years ago
keep things interesting
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Lollygal2339 years ago
my job is living. Big salary. Won't get shot at till I die.
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herpaderp11 years ago
what is the chance of getting shot
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Darksoulz10 years ago
What if I work from home?
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Cutelycool7 years ago
YouTube Animator, don't have to leave my work because I"d always be at work as long as I had something animations related on me
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zakvejadzack11 years ago
Good. Then I'll be a sniperman too. Lol
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Mythical Mango10 years ago
Work at home lol
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TheLegendaryLightswitch8 years ago
My job is being a better military sniper
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Spikey11 years ago
why are so many people here who end some words with rn eatrn jobrn WHATS WITH THE RN!?
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dylferno999 years ago
i dont mind it doesnt say it has to HIT u so im good
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shrektm811 years ago
I can be a tester of a military reflector shield that always surrounds my body.
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Awesomeguys19 years ago
Be a Youtuber😊
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Dreamwarrior1411 years ago
Sure, I've been shot before and Being a dragon rider sound nice to me.
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SophieG10 years ago
And if I never really leave my job. Not necessarily... ;)
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JTF12 years ago
1)work from home
2)have a tunnel dug from your work to your house, therefore, you are technically not leaving work, since the two buildings are connected
loophole achieved
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Kenan-6665 years ago
Just work at an 24hour job duh
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davidtennant11 years ago
And then maby afterwords i can teach them how to aim considering the fact that they keep missing me
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8BitChaos10 years ago
Come at me ex sniper guy. I can take you!
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Stanley Hsu13 years ago
wat a bout a blow job?
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Robo5976 years ago
The sniper can not shoot me if i never do back com mars.
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plunder102911 years ago
even a blowjob
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catsimakittycAT9 years ago
well u might die if u dont so yea
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andy beirsack11 years ago
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Useful_PotatO8 years ago
A job at area 51. There its highly protected
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KatzSimmer11 years ago
Who said I died. Who said I only got shot in the leg.
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Ross35469 years ago
What if my job is a ex-military sniper
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mujtaba7765411 years ago
What's the point
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Thomas6310 years ago
Just work from your home
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TheBrainMaster9 years ago
I will take work with me! (PROBLEM SOLVED)
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Mgunh112 years ago
He's ex military 'cause he's blind xD
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Schmucklehed2 years ago
i just pressed it cause i wanna die and the sniper thing sounds like a cool death
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midnightiscool9511 years ago
But what if I want to be a sniper
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Rofl479 years ago
Well, thank god my job is being a hitman! My job never ends.
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Dude pro11 years ago
My job is to be the President
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cfrancisco255 years ago
whats the problem? It is the longest sleepover in history!!!! NEW WORLD RECORD
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mariobro2411 years ago
who cares if you get shot at as long as he never hits you
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