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Animelover111549 10 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish 9 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Minipotatoes 10 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t... [Show full comment]

popdo69 4 years ago

Genius

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Iosue 6 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda 13 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno99 9 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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JoshTheFish 8 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli 9 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Greatcat 9 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll 11 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly 13 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller 13 years ago

keep things interesting

PandasPotatoe 10 years ago

But u dont die, right?

Michael Gray 13 years ago

I get shot AT but never shot, I can roll with that.

Wooljoker 6 years ago

What if my job is get paid one billion dollars for saying butt

derpisthebestweapon 11 years ago

lol what if they miss!

Arielaobi 9 years ago

Well they obviously aren't very good if they miss every day

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

WORK AT HOME PEEPS!!!!

Faguckin 8 years ago

If he"s ex then he must have done something wrong

nexon 11 years ago

noooooooooooooo

JoelWatts 9 years ago

Wear a bulletproof vest and carry a shield

I love Bewbs 11 years ago

What if the job I want is a blow job

Garrbog 10 years ago

i choose my job as SUPERMAN? cant get shot anymore

Books_for_life121 10 years ago

Loophole don't leave work

WOT4Life 12 years ago

What if i am the ex-military sniper?

977 3 years ago

I wanna be a sniper catcher

#SPOOKY! 11 years ago

Ill just get a stipper job and make money buy getting fucked by guys! And Ill hire a Pro+mlg sniper with all my money

LlamaDrama 9 years ago

What is u work on the navy? You won’t leave for a while. (No offense I am just noting)

HoldOnToYourBullpups 11 years ago

That could be a sitcom!

conhqir 6 years ago

jokes on u, the job i want is a video game maker or a youtuber so i dont need to go outside for my job

Hereiamkillme011 11 years ago

My job is youtube so I'm always working even when I leave home I'm at wrk

MegaDoge 9 years ago

NOPE!

kucemanakuce 11 years ago

then how is it everyday when you die after job ???

WheezierGryphon 10 years ago

ware bullet proof stuff then done

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Ever heard of armour piercing ammo?

Eric Schulz 13 years ago

Become president

Lollygal233 9 years ago

my job is living. Big salary. Won't get shot at till I die.

herpaderp 11 years ago

what is the chance of getting shot

Darksoulz 10 years ago

What if I work from home?

Cutelycool 8 years ago

YouTube Animator, don't have to leave my work because I"d always be at work as long as I had something animations related on me

zakvejadzack 11 years ago

Good. Then I'll be a sniperman too. Lol

Mythical Mango 10 years ago

Work at home lol

TheLegendaryLightswitch 8 years ago

My job is being a better military sniper

Spikey 11 years ago

why are so many people here who end some words with rn eatrn jobrn WHATS WITH THE RN!?

dylferno99 9 years ago

i dont mind it doesnt say it has to HIT u so im good

shrektm8 11 years ago

I can be a tester of a military reflector shield that always surrounds my body.

Awesomeguys1 9 years ago

Be a Youtuber😊

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago

Sure, I've been shot before and Being a dragon rider sound nice to me.

SophieG 10 years ago

And if I never really leave my job. Not necessarily... ;)

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