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Animelover1115498 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude8 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Minipotatoes8 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t...[Show full comment]

popdo692 years ago

Genius

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Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish7 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Iosue5 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL8 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

JoshTheFish7 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli7 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Dominic Cleereman12 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda12 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno998 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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Greatcat8 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll9 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly12 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller12 years ago

keep things interesting

Knowledge-in-person8 years ago

any job?! Then mine is being a lazy, video gaming, anime watching, sleeping, eating person!!! #richinamonthwithoutdoinshit

Mr. Judge10 years ago

That's like a 99% of death. What idiot designed this question?

shadow.exe079 years ago

I no

Migdin16 years ago

My job is will be to live and exist, its a 24 hour a day job

Locked9 years ago

Says "shot" loophole

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I want a job as a professional noscoper

Bob night9 years ago

Cool

ChristopherSutton8 years ago

This sniper must suck at his job

MinecraftMooAnn10 years ago

Also he always misses;)

Akse9 years ago

I will be Putin problem solved

Lameass8 years ago

so uh it says everytime u leave u get shot but are you immortal and invincible?

Eskimobill19198 years ago

It doesn't say you get to go to work after you get shot, the dilemma has no loophole aside from never leaving to go to work

cptStork10 years ago

He's just a senile old dude with a Nerf gun. Let him have his fun I say!

LowkeyClonge3 years ago

That"s littualy my job

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i dont eave. i'm paid to do nothing but lounge around and have butlers to get my stuff for me.

Sam123458 years ago

I don't want a job

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

I get to be God now.

Framesfake7674 years ago

Just be the owner of the company and live there

WTFCommentz9 years ago

Cliches.....So the sniper always miss? If I were standing beside a cop will they get shot (sniper)? If he shoots and hit u does he keep shooting you after 10 yrs after your dead like WTF

Twentydunsmolbeans8 years ago

A r m o r .

minecraft9 years ago

yes kelli barnes

MarcusLeeTurner7 years ago

Since it says everyday I'm gonna assume That this sniper isnt very good at his job so as long as you walk alone then you should be fine

eletricpower9 years ago

Um you would be dead on your first day on the job that's dumb

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Not really beefjerky, he"d try to to kill you obviously.

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Timelypat8 years ago

So I die every day?

useless_account10 years ago

Just work from home. You'd never "leave work".

Wolflox9 years ago

uh, not worth it.

dikbutt8 years ago

Become an astronaut. Its Star Wars now!

TrykP&aring;Knappen10 years ago

I choose to be the president of the U.S. for ever, then i will be protected by my bodyguards whenever i leave the White House.

mrperson4209 years ago

I'd probbly die. So no.

Eggmaster7 years ago

he got fired cuz his gun was too weak

Alexbuggutzz4 years ago

Pornstar

butt titts9 years ago

ill work home and bever leave the house

JabaNuma7 years ago

My Job is to make YouTube videos at home

linasuperdina9 years ago

I want to be an astronaut????

KINGLINUS18 years ago

my job is to play video games in your house. never leave

mav11711 years ago

I would be a scientist where I create a syrums that make people super human and one effect is that your bullet proof, and I'm the first to have it. BOOM!

and-peggy8 years ago

This means that you can never actually get shot tho, right?

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