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Animelover1115498 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude8 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Minipotatoes8 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t...[Show full comment]

popdo692 years ago

Genius

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Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish7 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Iosue4 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL7 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

JoshTheFish7 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli7 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Dominic Cleereman12 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda12 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno998 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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Greatcat8 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll9 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly12 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller12 years ago

keep things interesting

CaesarCaraballo7 years ago

I have one word army

Semmel20009 years ago

Then im dead ðŸ˜…

TheNobleGamer9 years ago

It said, you will be shot at, there's always a chance you wont get hit.

DarthNecratron9 years ago

Work and build yoyrself a real life Iron Man type suit

DontPressButton8 years ago

Bulletproof protection factory OP OP

darkhunteress1211 years ago

Ok I am SO being a ninja!

paas3 years ago

shot at, not shot dead.

VianiteGold9 years ago

Be a Youtuber that keeps u home

AlCreon7 years ago

I'll work from home. Fuck you, sniper

likeasssnake9 years ago

Yea there's no downside it doesn't say they hit you so that implies they miss

Wooljoker5 years ago

What if my job is get paid one billion dollars for saying butt

derpisthebestweapon9 years ago

lol what if they miss!

Arielaobi8 years ago

Well they obviously aren't very good if they miss every day

MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago

WORK AT HOME PEEPS!!!!

PandasPotatoe9 years ago

But u dont die, right?

Michael Gray12 years ago

I get shot AT but never shot, I can roll with that.

JoelWatts8 years ago

Wear a bulletproof vest and carry a shield

I love Bewbs9 years ago

What if the job I want is a blow job

Garrbog9 years ago

i choose my job as SUPERMAN? cant get shot anymore

Faguckin7 years ago

If he"s ex then he must have done something wrong

nexon9 years ago

noooooooooooooo

977last year

I wanna be a sniper catcher

#SPOOKY!9 years ago

Ill just get a stipper job and make money buy getting fucked by guys! And Ill hire a Pro+mlg sniper with all my money

LlamaDrama7 years ago

What is u work on the navy? You won’t leave for a while. (No offense I am just noting)

HoldOnToYourBullpups9 years ago

That could be a sitcom!

Books_for_life1218 years ago

Loophole don't leave work

WOT4Life10 years ago

What if i am the ex-military sniper?

MegaDoge7 years ago

NOPE!

kucemanakuce9 years ago

then how is it everyday when you die after job ???

WheezierGryphon8 years ago

ware bullet proof stuff then done

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Ever heard of armour piercing ammo?

Eric Schulz12 years ago

Become president

conhqir4 years ago

jokes on u, the job i want is a video game maker or a youtuber so i dont need to go outside for my job

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago

My job is youtube so I'm always working even when I leave home I'm at wrk

Darksoulz9 years ago

What if I work from home?

Cutelycool6 years ago

YouTube Animator, don't have to leave my work because I"d always be at work as long as I had something animations related on me

zakvejadzack9 years ago

Good. Then I'll be a sniperman too. Lol

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