Will You Press The Button?

ObsessivePhangirl8 years ago

It doesn't actually matter if you press the button. It says everyone else has better talekinesis than you. Somebody has already pressed the button, so don't press it, and get better talekinesis since you're part of everyone else.

Max_the_menace11 months ago

that's genius

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Victoria Rapchak12 years ago

I don't wanna be Internet explorer.

Correct5 years ago

So u want to be shit?

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spr_mystery_man7 years ago

still worth it. <uses hands to grab bag of chips from across the room.>

Rabbitdoggie9 years ago

I GOT FREKIN TELEKINESIS THOO

Greatcat8 years ago

The upside just says "Telekinesis". It never said that I got any, so I'm not going to give everyone on earth except me Telekinesis.

Blah039 years ago

They never said how bad yours is or how much better theirs is. Theirs could be a tad faster while yours can move cars at the speed of sound.

Blah038 years ago

I was about to say this again but then I saw that I said it a year ago lol.

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

This makes no sense. You don't have better telekinesis. You either have telekineses or you don't.

Jessiethebooknerd7 years ago

I think it means that others can use it to a further extent than you.

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Victoria Plummer12 years ago

It's OK, since I have the precedent for PSI abilities now, I'll just develop all my other awesome psychic powers while everyone else goes around showboating their somewhat superior telekinesis. Joke's on you, suckers: I can read minds now! Haha!

nerdybucket8 years ago

Can you please report me? I just want to see what it looks like!

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Thelogicdude11 years ago

pfft, yes plzzz

Wajaman888 years ago

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Wannactanberrysprite3 years ago

Telekenisis for E V E R Y O N E

Pierre-andrÃ© Lecomte12 years ago

evolution for everyone!!!

melonlord9 years ago

at least i can move the sun...everyone else can VY Canus Majoris

mudafuckingdickhead9 years ago

it does not say you even have telekinesis, it just says,,,,..........telekenisis so you're friends have telekinesis and you don't

Guys9 years ago

That doesn't make sense.

ThatTacoDude9 years ago

They can't have better if they don't have it..

Beopn7 years ago

Telekinesis is cool sooooooooo yeah

Octillion10 years ago

I don't trust you people enough. The world would go to shit and everyone would use it like a weapon.

.Sundown.9 years ago

Our muscles are going to die :)

XxLeonKuwataxX9 years ago

Idgaf I still have it.

gamandy7 months ago

im amazed so many people would turn down a lifechanging new ability becvause others would have a better version... it would change the world and save countless lives / injuries

Aidan Moore12 years ago

Telekinesis is the stupidest ability. "oh shit i can pick up and move things"

58bravo9 years ago

So everyone gets telekinesis *press* es*

TheRealLobit4 years ago

Who ever is a Fnaf fan I am verrrry happy that I am not alone

carnelianHammer9 years ago

Nowhere is it stated how much better. Everyone else could be just a very tiny little bit better. So yeah, sure.

SwissCheez7 years ago

I knew everyone else had the force...

Trent Richards9 years ago

look you still have it though people are so greedy.

Jackdude9 years ago

If you dont press it, you'll get good telekinesis because somebody pressed it already

LizzyOMG9 years ago

no one else will have telekinesis it doesnt say so if im the only who has it then im the best

rugged fungus2889 years ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jazzmaster_J11 years ago

I'll become the underdog like the hero in 90% of all manga and anime

UltiGamer3 years ago

And... I just turned the earth into a massive ball of mush. Crud.

[email protected]9 years ago

Better some powers than non powers

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