Itzhak Perlman is one of the best violinist in the word and he can't walk. He suffered from polio since he was 4 years old, and he lost all his mobility in his legs, so.. :) I would press the button in this case.
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This is illogical. You master every instrument, including drums. Drums has a bass pedal. Wtf.
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I'm A Dyspraxic Human10 years ago
Running is an option. Or jogging. Or shuffling. Or striding. See, people don't realize there are synonyms and those aren't part of the deal.
HA!
Or, I could just get a motorized wheelchair...
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I'LL MASTER MY DICK!!! IT'S STILL AN INSTRUMENT, AN INSTRUMENT OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! :)
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LeGrandAmineWeeb8 years ago
Great! I hated walking anyways. Master recorder player, HERE I COME!
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Davian Thule12 years ago
Fine then. I'll just build an instrument that helps me to walk.
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