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You can jump twice as high and walk twice as fast without getting tired or hurt

but

You will stub your toe once a week for the rest of your life

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Donnatello_2 months ago

I stub my toe like once a week anyway -3-

DazWeirdBoy9 years ago

Never said how hard you stubbed your toe.

L_Is_Real_24014 months ago

2401

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JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

that would kill the nerves in your toe, so then after a while, you won't be able to feel pain in your toe. plus that"s less than i already do so i mean why not lol

nlolhere4 years ago

@Gojifan1975 No you don’t lol.

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Lorri Broizman12 years ago

thats a lot less than i stub my toe now

LREchoise6 years ago

Sameee

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KrisZone9 years ago

That's me. Except for the jumping and walking part.

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

My stamina is quite low so sorry toe

DivergentAmity9 years ago

If u can jump twice as high, couldn't u just jump over whatever u were going to stub your toe on????

IncognitoMan5 years ago

It says that you WILL stub your toe, so you cannot avoid it.

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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago

don't get tired or HURT.

deadpooln647 years ago

so that means i can jump off a building

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jessever10 years ago

so its torture once a week for being a the ultimate human

Ben Camera12 years ago

I do that anyway

Yukitai3 years ago

How can you jump twice as high as you already do?

The_Corruption5 years ago

Now I don't stub my toe as much

Drake25359 years ago

THEN I COULDNT RUN OR JUMP!

Adofl Hilter12 years ago

atleast i dont get rapped

Penelope_Allison8 years ago

Soooo, nothing changes for me :D

pressthedamnbutton10 years ago

if you stub your toe and can't feel pain whats the point of not pressing the button? plus you could run fast and high jump so...

FattyTheFat9 years ago

I basically already do, and who said how hard it hurts?

maddiemoolue10 years ago

I already do that tbh

Assassin_Muncher8 years ago

I,can just stub my toe on a cushioned chair

DovahkiinBitchX10 years ago

Ohhhhh no...

marky2cnd39 years ago

its called running in a broken cabin

jogie8210 years ago

just bang your toe slightly against something every monday

Blurgh7 years ago

First wish? To regenerate limbs.

Bananazzzz9 years ago

But....I always stub my toe twice a week. So, this is better :3

meatloave12 months ago

I make it a point to deliberately stubbed my toe into a pillow first thing every Monday morning.

Everyone will find a way around this9 years ago

I already stub my feet that many times

Coty Reid12 years ago

I hate walking......I'd rather drive

catto487 years ago

that already happens

daelyn129 years ago

i broke my toe once not bad.

UzymanOnlyOne8 years ago

I'm used to it already

Bunny Fluff10 years ago

I stub my toe frequently anyways do i dont see a downside

SandfireEmberson7 years ago

It depends what toe. big toe is fine. little toe, OMFG IT HURTS LIKE HELL

Kieran10 years ago

Stubbed?

OfficialIceBear8 years ago

I stub my toe almost every day so once a week would actually be awesome for me. Win win

Dragonborn-11710 years ago

Hmm deal

-my-name-is-dum-4 years ago

i wont get tired or hurt? then i wont get hurt by my stubbed toe!

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Ok. Downside?

John R Mclaughlin12 years ago

I already stub my toe that much anyways...

foxyiscute9 years ago

Suppppppppppppppper cooooooooooooooooooooooool

spasticVocalist10 years ago

preferably i never move anyway

Number55 years ago

This is how I live my life now exept without the first thing and more of the second

ScorpionloverXx 3329 years ago

Hell yeah!

C8 years ago

It don't say how badly

ninjagoron10 years ago

I already do that... :(

PtdShiny11 years ago

That already happens. ALREADY.

FaazDrun7 years ago

Hon, my rate of running and jumping is so low that no one would notice

CrazyLasagna9 years ago

So sanic speed walking?

TheGreatWizpoo8 years ago

Ill protect them at all times then. Armor boots? Ha look at my armor toes

driftdragon8610 years ago

Well, I stub my toe twice every week.

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

worth it

Rizingr9 years ago

at least I can not suck at track

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