Will You Press The Button?

BADWOLF10 11 years ago

already am with the girl of my dreams... get rekt bitch 420blazeit 1080 noscope smoke weed everyday mountain-dew+dorritos=illuminati confirmideded

Apollo924 4 years ago

WTF

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MeowAtTheStars 9 years ago

The person of my dreams is my cat....

Mikuelious 8 years ago

AlexBrown They"re purrsons

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Pan-Pancake 4 years ago

Just marry an enby! :)

kawaikittykat 11 years ago

LOL ALREADY WITH HER

KindaOP 9 years ago

but what if its only 0.001 Milliseconds longer thou

deathbypanzer 11 years ago

thats a good one

TheDuckApocalypse 11 years ago

what is the point of life if u cant even find love

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

The reason I'm not pressing this button this because I already found my dream woman!

AddyBaker 9 years ago

I'm wanna be single

Dramanurse 10 years ago

As long as they still love me.

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Long distance relationship?

Not Here 11 years ago

Haha! I have no interest of having relationships.

Pedro Pacheco 13 years ago

Worth it. No downside

Migdin1 10 years ago

You try to kiss her and you die of old age

Alice Cao 13 years ago

someone write this into a YA fictional romance novel!!!!!!!

TheoIsaTesla 3 years ago

I’m only about 7 years late, but I’m on it!

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Snailbobtwo 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Iy doesnt say how fast you age like 100mm close to her/him age 1 second faster go away 200m then i age normally

Agarwaen 10 years ago

i would do it

abcx 9 years ago

Please define "fast". And how close is close? Let"s say x = closeness and y = factor your speed of aging is multiplied with and x capping at 100. Now we could just say f(x) = 1,00x or it could be f(x) = x. That matters quite a lot. (math was probably not the best way to explain this, but who cares)

northplayyyer 11 years ago

Quickie sex

skorge900 11 years ago

they dont say how much fasterer it could be every minute is 1 minute and .1 second

rebot449 11 years ago

Wait the faster age by how much.

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

time flies when you're with the one you love. E=MC^2, bitches.

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

I have no longer love interests whatsoever, so this button is useless for now. But when I do find my one true love, this is so worth it.

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

Also, I hope to find this person when I'm older, so I don't look like an 80 year-old in my thirties.

Beppe303 6 years ago

I bet you have take this from hancock

MutantRainbow 10 years ago

I dont love anyone

MOR is here 11 years ago

if the girls of my dreams will falls madly in love with me, she'll probably get closer to me more! so i'll die before we can have time together!

Yolo420 11 years ago

Chloe Price here I come

RoyalKitten 11 years ago

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Logical 11 years ago

I'm with the girl of my dreams

Cartoon Reaper 12 years ago

I'm Immortal I win!

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

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Kyve 4 years ago

They exist and they are in love with me, I don't wanna die faster though

scythe watch 10 years ago

WORT IT

kennymccormick2169 11 years ago

It didn't say how MUCH faster you age. If you age like 1 second more each second when your next to them, eh so what

AFK_man 10 years ago

Better get to learning magic to learn a slow aging spell.

connorbowman 11 years ago

my bitch is already with me

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago

eh i will chat thats the only way so i"d chat

PowerPikachu 11 years ago

I'm thinking the aging accelerates as you're together more. But as long as you're careful to only be with her (or him) directly only at a few times, you can contact via skype. Also, I'm 13, so someone that's 25+ years old would reach 60 probably faster tha... [Show full comment]

JadaWilson 9 years ago

I dont have any in my dreams i like every one and i dont wanna keep buying clothes

spicywiener m8 11 years ago

n*gga i'm 13 #DieYoung

Shiizachan 9 years ago

13 year olds should not be using explicit language such as that, cunt.

LittleOnion5 11 years ago

I guess you could say.. We aged together, and died together

LuÃs De Souza Amorim 13 years ago

Get a happy AND fast life so it doesn't fall appart cuz of time? Cool I'd love that.

LikeABoss11 11 years ago

you would become to old for them

xrazgarx 5 years ago

So essentially a succubus? Sure why not my dream girl is a succubus anyhow.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

I'm not even near her, and she doesn't know who I am

EzMcC 9 years ago

i dont want to be gandalf

acegamer 11 years ago

Im not in love or something

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice 11 years ago

I could be grandma Go through their underwear and pretend to be doing laundry Ha Haimsocreepy c:

Jorhanjo 12 years ago

@kyleigh negative matter isnt exactly something you need to use in any normal calculations, dickhead

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

How fast? It can only be like half a second faster for each minute.

Paspallan 3 years ago

If it's the closest and longer you are from them, you will always age faster. Also, if it's director proportioned with close and long distances, where you would age normally.

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