Will You Press The Button?

BADWOLF10 11 years ago

already am with the girl of my dreams... get rekt bitch 420blazeit 1080 noscope smoke weed everyday mountain-dew+dorritos=illuminati confirmideded

Apollo924 4 years ago

WTF

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MeowAtTheStars 9 years ago

The person of my dreams is my cat....

Mikuelious 8 years ago

AlexBrown They"re purrsons

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Pan-Pancake 4 years ago

Just marry an enby! :)

kawaikittykat 11 years ago

LOL ALREADY WITH HER

KindaOP 9 years ago

but what if its only 0.001 Milliseconds longer thou

deathbypanzer 11 years ago

thats a good one

TheDuckApocalypse 11 years ago

what is the point of life if u cant even find love

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

The reason I'm not pressing this button this because I already found my dream woman!

AddyBaker 9 years ago

I'm wanna be single

Dramanurse 10 years ago

As long as they still love me.

&hearts;âã€ŠÊ™Éªá´›á´›á´‡Ê€êœ±á´¡xxá´›ã€‹â&hearts; 10 years ago

Long distance relationship?

Not Here 11 years ago

Haha! I have no interest of having relationships.

Pedro Pacheco 13 years ago

Worth it. No downside

Migdin1 10 years ago

You try to kiss her and you die of old age

Alice Cao 13 years ago

someone write this into a YA fictional romance novel!!!!!!!

TheoIsaTesla 3 years ago

I’m only about 7 years late, but I’m on it!

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Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

I'm not even near her, and she doesn't know who I am

LikeABoss11 11 years ago

you would become to old for them

xrazgarx 5 years ago

So essentially a succubus? Sure why not my dream girl is a succubus anyhow.

acegamer 11 years ago

Im not in love or something

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice 11 years ago

I could be grandma Go through their underwear and pretend to be doing laundry Ha Haimsocreepy c:

EzMcC 9 years ago

i dont want to be gandalf

Jorhanjo 12 years ago

@kyleigh negative matter isnt exactly something you need to use in any normal calculations, dickhead

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

How fast? It can only be like half a second faster for each minute.

Spiffybutterfly 10 years ago

Yes!!!!!

geekfreak12 11 years ago

as long as I age with the person of my dreams im cool ;)

Paspallan 3 years ago

If it's the closest and longer you are from them, you will always age faster. Also, if it's director proportioned with close and long distances, where you would age normally.

Petar Angelov 13 years ago

I wanna be forever young

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago

thought about chatting??????

kk1234 10 years ago

1-reject him/her first time 2-get a yandere 3-fangirl (your welcome)

Seraphim 11 years ago

No thanks i rather stay immortal.

Seraphim 11 years ago

umm not like im immortal heh

Evil 11 years ago

Nope, you don't have anybody who loves you :)

Zealot617 11 years ago

How fast exactly

Shayne Brady 13 years ago

This is a movie plot...

Sizzle 10 years ago

GOOD ONE.

CasualJimm 5 years ago

Ill age by one second... every second. I don't really need anyone though... I just want a dog to keep as a pet. #FriendsNotFucks

HumanPerson 11 years ago

How much faster? 0.1X Faster (Slower) 1.000000000001X Faster? more detail!

MabelShy 11 years ago

HE ALREADY LIKES ME XDDDDDDD

MLG Kaktus 11 years ago

i am invincible because of another button so why not?

Zugarelli 11 years ago

1) press the button 2) take she as far as you can 3) enjoy your immortality

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

So the plot of Hancock

ninjurtle 11 years ago

Having sex with at the age of 20 > end it with age 60 LIKE A BOSS

Dregonna 10 years ago

Telling stand up comedy** **sees poster of Mystery on wall** **ends up talking about sex in front of crowd** SHIT

putkin 11 years ago

im gonna die in a day or two butt worth it

Cheeese 3 years ago

just exploit it

Emily Relic 13 years ago

Webcam that shit

Nishpatel1997 11 years ago

Im down atleast i die happy

CMHammond 7 years ago

Nothing says that person of your dreams cannot be fictional. You can make somebody up and they can be the person of your dreams. Like another wish, this dream person could be a hot genie that has every other quality you want out of them, but is also willin... [Show full comment]

Mostevil94 10 years ago

I don't dream for any mate, im independent.

Savsav83 9 years ago

Well if they are madly in love with me my appearance won't matter.

SmartPerson485 11 years ago

Teh Frake???? That is stupid even for the chemical reaction of bodily fluids and hormones known as love.....

Chara jones 11 years ago

Hello asriel

NicoNoches 11 years ago

rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab... [Show full comment]

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago

Suck a big ol cuck fuck yo logic imma be near mah bitch when i wanna

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