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deanismyhusband4lyfe9 years ago

Just get robot feet!

Lorange73 years ago

Yeah for 4 grand

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beep9 years ago

you could get hella nice prosthetics from all that race winning

Brandon Cooper12 years ago

duct tape ;D

freepornsupplier20033 years ago

Oh bugger, I’ve sewn me legs on the wrong way round 😂

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Uncookedham878 years ago

SPEED IS KEY

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Sorry but I like my feet where they are!

FelixAL998 years ago

artificial feets, duh

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Most of that speed would come from the rest of the leg, so good, durable prosthetics should work just fine.

AhmetSabir7 years ago

But will i not die from blood loss???

tbfh leave9 years ago

I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel my feet, and I can't run. No upside.

nakobro2003 8 years ago

It would be funny if u were in a wheelchair going 120 that would be badass

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Alex Steel String Raf12 years ago

prosthetics tho

Fluffwarrior7 years ago

Exactly. You"d also make a lot of money from being an Olympic athlete, so you could buy those yourself

Claire Romanini12 years ago

Saints Row 4 anyone? c:

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

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Nikameki8 years ago

Why do i need to run that fast?

jake flynn9 years ago

Sugary

Baughg18 years ago

Whats surgary

febrezeplease3 years ago

who says im living past 40 💀💀

mrmayhem6910 years ago

Just use fake feet then u can run again

spidereye59 years ago

it wont matter ran mean you never die by age

I Ended Up in This Website10 years ago

Live the fast (in both meanings) life.

JacobMcKenna8 years ago

Get robot feet. It'll make u run even faster!

Momen9 years ago

What if i am 41

MirceaCiubuca7 years ago

I still got a cock tho

nugget11 years ago

Okayyyyy... so get cybernetic ones.

daniel7009 years ago

I'm 23 so I got 17 years left better rob some banks or something.

LOopholersforlifewow9998 years ago

lol if your 40 there is no upside and if you die before 40 i guess there is no point meh i will hire my best surgeon

Jeff Fischer12 years ago

I don't care how fast I can do it, I'm not running anywhere. Lazy as fuuuck.

Katiewelsh5569 years ago

Yesssssss

MrBostonBakedBeans2 years ago

Just get bionic feet

Mr.Reader10 years ago

ill just win the olympics and bye fake feet

spacecat659 years ago

ok so if you are the fastest runner in the world then you will be famous and get money just get some surgically put back on with the money

Keen4 years ago

I already have a condition that will and already has started to cause extreme pain in my entire lower body and spine so this'll be a mercy.

MrTopHat10 years ago

Hey everyone we have replacement limbs now days. Slap on my spring feet replacements and I'm back off at 120mph

DottySpot8 years ago

Surgery!!!

doctordeanwholmes10 years ago

why would even want to run that fast tbh

DATBOI699 years ago

prosthetic feet my dude

that guy999 9 years ago

OLYMPICS

Gaster3459 years ago

protestic limbs.

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TapuLele7 years ago

You could get the doctors to give you surgery to sew the legs back on.

ZachLTU3 years ago

I don't think I would live through 40years, cause I have alot of medical problems.

mosley10 years ago

FAKE FEET PEOPLE

hijaked8 years ago

I"ve always wanted to play Mario kart in walmart

riverclaw159 years ago

duck tape

cyrussmith8 years ago

robot feet look more bad ass anyways

Minihousess9 years ago

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