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You get to do anything illegal legally for the rest of your life (ex. rape, murder, theft etc.).

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You have to spend 15 years in prison before hand, and everytime you go into the shower, you get butt (or pussy if female) fucked by a black dude with a 3 foot dick.

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200rock9 years ago

Be a security guard instead of an inmate and take a bath at home. Seems good.

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Lol

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Austintter8 years ago

Why is rape the first thing in the examples?

Animesucks173 years ago

Sex

TheKillerKitty9 years ago

'ex. rape' something is wrong with the writer of this scenario

Human-number3056 years ago

They know that, they"re saying rape is disgusting

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pttg4 years ago

There"s a lot to unpack here but let"s just throw away the whole suitcase.

I_dont_judge8 years ago

Why is rape your first example

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Why would I want this?

Spewkies8 years ago

I enjoy my anal cavity intact thank you.

Ray Ray12 years ago

Take a bath.

papersnake2 years ago

Big brain moment right there

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A strange person9 years ago

Womens would end up having many, many children after 15 years in prison...

A strange person9 years ago

Whoops! I meant to say "Women" rather than "Womens" !

Jack the Reaper9 years ago

Jokes on you I never take showers.

Professor_Potato9 years ago

Murder is very tempting but being raped is not worth it... 0_0

ChrissyYoung7 years ago

To all those folks calling them a psychopath, they could be a sociopath

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nounours9 years ago

I have all the rights so I can escape from prison and after, I'll take bath...

CMHammond9 years ago

Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

tehhypergamer9 years ago

I am a furry, if anything I would commit beastiality. So can it be a black labrador dude? Also I wouldnt mind I am a guy and im pansexual but I prefer men.

Sorinas3 years ago

COngrats

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Dakaar9 years ago

I disagree with this, stuff is Illegal for a reason

Sean Ford12 years ago

The black dude would die from blood loss to his brain. It'd just be a long prison sentence.

MadAsAHatter8 years ago

And the bodies just keep piling up...

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Kim Norberg12 years ago

Why would I like to do something illegal?

Ritty037 years ago

Conaider this, you couldve changed the outcome of the election and wouldve gotten away with it

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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama12 years ago

i see no downside

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago

0 showers in prison anyway then nothing is true everything is permitted

Sho995 years ago

God no

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago

Kill the person

TheRealPengu8 years ago

Sentenced 15 years, and taking only baths from now on, to live a life of legally stealing, murdering, enslaving, scamming, and such, doesn't sound too bad to me xD

braydendaboss9 years ago

I'd get away with any crime so I'll kill him ha ha

CMHammond9 years ago

Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago

Just grab it and pull it till he cries.

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm12 years ago

Not shower for 15y?

uncleltr8 years ago

It"s not rape if you like it.

Ohyesdaddy8 years ago

ye s

Olivea2139 years ago

I'll take bath or dive into a lake! >:3

Kitten 10199 years ago

What does get butt or get pussy mean??

Yechodahfu8 years ago

Your dum its means sex

EmilStvring7 years ago

Just take a gun with u in the shower its legally to kill him >:)

Ryuu9 years ago

Thats basically it thats the goddamn punishment

Entropy3210 years ago

fuck yea

GayMan694202 years ago

Yep, anyone else?

Erdnuzbudderprod9 years ago

i am immortal with like every super power in the world from the last few buttons and have aids, so he shall enjoy >:^)

JoshuaChristianHendricks7 years ago

Don't shower

JavierisAwesome 9 years ago

Hell no!

CraftyPugManGamer8 years ago

Bretend to be a girl. Take a shower every day every second. All that pussy you would get

Kozuto9 years ago

No showers for me.

temporaryusernam9 years ago

I see no downside.

Zedzedzedzedzed Zed12 years ago

Wth is wrong with you

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago

*insert dark souls "you died"*

The-button8 years ago

Down side please

MadManMerdoc1019 years ago

rather not lose my virginity that way cause I'm a male soooo

Cipher23279 years ago

NO,FAQ NO!

Kaassmurriekaasbaas7 years ago

Omg i love kaas

rugged fungus2899 years ago

That sounds like the perg

ridjcula6 months ago

this is just the creator's poorly hidden rape fetish

G_L_a_D_O_S9 years ago

ew humans are weird

TaxCollecter7 years ago

Why the FUCK would I rape someone?

evanthecannon9 years ago

but it's a woman's prison...idiot

ScalyWeasel8 years ago

Just get some extra strength deodorant.

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