Will You Press The Button?

200rock 11 years ago

Be a security guard instead of an inmate and take a bath at home. Seems good.

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago

Lol

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Austintter 9 years ago

Why is rape the first thing in the examples?

YingLianbang666 last year

这个问题就和（为什么你是个人？）一样蠢蛋

Animesucks17 4 years ago

Sex

TheKillerKitty 11 years ago

'ex. rape' something is wrong with the writer of this scenario

Human-number305 7 years ago

They know that, they"re saying rape is disgusting

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pttg 6 years ago

There"s a lot to unpack here but let"s just throw away the whole suitcase.

I_dont_judge 10 years ago

Why is rape your first example

Ray Ray 13 years ago

Take a bath.

papersnake 4 years ago

Big brain moment right there

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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

Why would I want this?

Spewkies 9 years ago

I enjoy my anal cavity intact thank you.

A strange person 10 years ago

Womens would end up having many, many children after 15 years in prison...

A strange person 10 years ago

Whoops! I meant to say "Women" rather than "Womens" !

Jack the Reaper 10 years ago

Jokes on you I never take showers.

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

Murder is very tempting but being raped is not worth it... 0_0

ChrissyYoung 9 years ago

To all those folks calling them a psychopath, they could be a sociopath

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nounours 11 years ago

I have all the rights so I can escape from prison and after, I'll take bath...

CMHammond 11 years ago

Not in prison you won't...the upside is only after 15 years.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

I am a furry, if anything I would commit beastiality. So can it be a black labrador dude? Also I wouldnt mind I am a guy and im pansexual but I prefer men.

Sorinas 5 years ago

COngrats

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Dakaar 11 years ago

I disagree with this, stuff is Illegal for a reason

Sean Ford 13 years ago

The black dude would die from blood loss to his brain. It'd just be a long prison sentence.

MadAsAHatter 10 years ago

And the bodies just keep piling up...

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Kim Norberg 13 years ago

Why would I like to do something illegal?

Ritty03 9 years ago

Conaider this, you couldve changed the outcome of the election and wouldve gotten away with it

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Mario Iactuallyhateeveryone Gama 13 years ago

i see no downside

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago

0 showers in prison anyway then nothing is true everything is permitted

QuaziOMega 10 years ago

Keep a machete in the shower.

Octillion 11 years ago

Why change it for the women? And how will a black dude get into female prison? Why he gotta be black, bro? .-.

CosmicTater last year

3 feet long????

chocochip1001 10 years ago

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Karka 8 years ago

So no downside

CooperSocks 11 years ago

Why is the first example rape? O.0

Bleux 4 years ago

What-

Ligtningmantis09 11 years ago

What the fuck?

ImAFreak 9 years ago

Where the fuck is the upside?

The Explainer 11 years ago

now,i cant cross street when its red ;(

SuperKirby 10 years ago

just take shower with your back as close to the wall as possible. if that fails then 15 years is enough time to come up with something else

Evillisa 12 years ago

I don't care for doing illegal things but getting buttfucked by a 3 foot long black dick sounds amazing.

Tumblrcrap 9 years ago

):/

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