You can fly anytime, anywhere
but
You get diarrhea 3 times a day, once a week
I will not


meatloave3 months ago
I get my diarrhea delivered by UPS , it comes in a package labled 'diarrhea'

dogpond12last year
i alreayd do that when i eat dairy

TheRealOJ3210 months ago
Watch out.
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Maharid5 months ago
I count this as aving the power to fly and the downside is not so bad. (And if i'm flying watch out!)

creepersnowguylast year
just open your mouth and close your eyes

Shadowlegend_9last year
WUT?

SIendermanlast year
You can fly anytime, anywhere but You have to collect my pages

SlendermanGermanylast year
Finde meine Seiten!

BEAR_5last year
Now this is reddit incarnate! πŸ˜‚

AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783last year
you know your sins and yet you still choose to commit them becasue they give you twmpoary joy this is the devil's trick

Iplaytoowinlast year
HELP ME IM HAVING A STROKE

Dexagon4 years ago
Don't want be a human pigeon

gamerandreactor2 years ago
i pressed the button right when i saw this lol

dog_fangirllast year
erm downside???

JumboJawshlast year
umm downsidez?

ONLY_REPLY_TO_NOOBSlast year
my wife left me

-Powpow-last year
*$-1-s panties*

Tankey64 years ago
Uhhh, once a week means a day per week, and it says 3 times a day, so it will happen 3 times per week

Sharky04564 years ago
yeah

L3M1N3 months ago
nuh-uh. I'm too young to die

soit10 months ago
εƒιΈŸδΈ€ζ ·οΌŒδΈζ˜―ε—

meatloave7 months ago
The diahreah comes in a small glass vial and is delivered by FedEx

Mimmyl3 years ago
nah what is this πŸ’€

schizoidlast year
Well. Just don't fly that day.

BorderLineBlue0014 years ago
Nope not worth it

Cruel_Bacon3 years ago
so once a week ill miss a day of school, sick

QilinXiaohuilast year
i've already gotten diarrhea

jaydenfisher4 months ago
bird role play irl

ShavemeShavers2 years ago
I'm afraid of heights

zhumo11451410 months ago
I am DoodieMan?

insertrandomnameXD4 years ago
i would not even use fly, i dont need it

HROLFGARlast year
I all ready have diarrhea
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