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You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
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Epichambonewin 11 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta... [Show full comment]

pgwfqdw last year
星尘十字军😭😭😭
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iifandomTrash 11 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori 3 years ago
He’s got a point
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Dexagon 5 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt 13 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
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SolarSerpent 8 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer9 9 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever 8 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
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IoritzGomezMartin 9 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs 9 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse 11 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
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Leon Ross 13 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags12 9 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma 13 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Brayden Driedger 13 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ... [Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
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DrLinnerd 8 years ago
Immortal = ageless, you are all thinking of invincible. Also just stop time at 9.9 years. The year will never end, therefor you will not get punched

Airdragon 11 years ago
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Guy_who_comments 12 years ago
Bitches dont know JoJo's Bizarre adventure.

Animeaddict03 10 years ago
why would you WANT to be a fucking vampire??? Ew.

WBGrock 10 years ago
ONE PUNCH! (Three! Two! One! Kill shot!) sanjou! hisshou! shijou saikyou nan dattenda? FURASUTOREESHON ore wa tomaranai ONE PUNCH! kanryou! rensen renshou ore wa katsu!! tsune ni katsu!! asshou!! Power! Get the power! GIRIGIRI genkai... [Show full comment]

Kim Norberg 13 years ago
Still worth it if I can live for 100 years and be young and drink peoples blood :D

MemeKingWithBobux 4 years ago
BOBUX TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get Out Smarted 10 years ago
You can't kill someone that's immortal

GFcleverman 8 years ago
just stop time 4ever

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
Also, Dio can only stop time for 5-11 seconds, and Jotaro can move inside frozen time through his own Stand's ability. So you can't avoid this fate so git rekt question exploiters

Ilikejojo 6 years ago
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?!?

Hanoot27 11 years ago
This is stupid..

Hanoot27 11 years ago
I cannot get killed.

ThatOneCuteGalAndDatsMe123 9 years ago
Even If You Are A Human Prob U Will Die At The Age Of 100 S0 , It"s Better To Spend Your Life As A Fantasy Creature

sdfghmjghfsdgfh 11 years ago
People are stupid. If you are immortal you see everyone you love die no matter what.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Twilight fan fiction crap.

JohnathanMartin 9 years ago
I"d just get resurrected by some insane cultist like in Castlevania, so no real downside.

Thoro 11 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpqBh5Y2MyA

BarbecuedSocks 10 years ago
Why don't I just freeze time before he punches me.

Doomcats 7 years ago
So am DIO

jfb1337 11 years ago
... Do you not know what "immortal" means?

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
Your not invernerable

thejessonator last year
Cool 😏

xXDankmemelord42096360Xx 10 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

Panifex 8 years ago
I don't like the taste of blood, so no thanks

AceProdeJ 11 years ago
Pause time when he tries

Fushur 9 years ago
When u can stop time just stop after 99 Years forever

Brett Rodgers 13 years ago
Wasn't this a movie or something?

Talias1122 9 years ago
If your immortal no one can kill you

Bella Cruz 11 years ago
That's stupid, how can you die if you're immortal?

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
Because your not invulnerable

Nathan_k 10 years ago
Upside??

Chris Parris 13 years ago
?

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
Your logic is faulty

Flugel Der Freiheit 10 years ago
You are immortal. And you can STOP TIME. no further explanation needed

Anormalnoob 6 years ago
So we become DIO?

Gengrevious 11 years ago
WHAT...THE...ACTUAL...FUCK

Timelypat 9 years ago
Why is this so specific? Did I miss another fandom?

roflcopters 8 years ago
Y e s
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floricel_112 11 years ago
that sounds awesome
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