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You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
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MayaSF19 days ago
The second I see the word immortal on any of these I just click don't press 'cause immortality is one of the worst curses ever, even if it's considered the good part

Epichambonewin10 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta...[Show full comment]

Buplast year
Funny though
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iifandomTrash10 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori2 years ago
He’s got a point
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Dexagon4 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt12 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
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SolarSerpent7 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat8 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer98 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever7 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
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IoritzGomezMartin8 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs8 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse10 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
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Leon Ross12 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags128 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma12 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Brayden Driedger12 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ...[Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan4 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
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allysen0sky9 years ago
Immortal? Umm how do I die then?

Erika Olson12 years ago
stop time, then whenever you feel like you have done enough, keep going, then 100 years later, you die.

The-Clever-One4 years ago
i thought i could stop time

DarkDragonBoss9 years ago
No Cus Im Allready A Baddass Dragon What Good Can A Vampire Do 'Muwhahaahaahahahahah Im A Vampire Look Into My Eyes And Feel Scared!!!' No

Button_9usher6667 years ago
If immortal you just regenerate

jake ukzkuygkdsufg10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

perrytheteenagegirl5 years ago
Wait! I get to stop time, AND I get to live to over 100? No downside here.

Acendaltih9 years ago
Well, it doesn't say that you die from the punch, just that your torso explodes. Also for some people who don't know immortality vs invulnerability If you are invincible then nothing from outside your body can harm you, you can still grow old and die. ...[Show full comment]

Arbok1028 years ago
ZA WARUDO!!!

I Ended Up in This Website10 years ago
A shameful death. Not buying it.

WillYouPressDemButton9 years ago
what if its 13 year old

Guy_who_comments11 years ago
Bitches dont know JoJo's Bizarre adventure.

Animeaddict039 years ago
why would you WANT to be a fucking vampire??? Ew.

DrLinnerd7 years ago
Immortal = ageless, you are all thinking of invincible. Also just stop time at 9.9 years. The year will never end, therefor you will not get punched

Airdragon10 years ago
- - _

MemeKingWithBobux3 years ago
BOBUX TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get Out Smarted9 years ago
You can't kill someone that's immortal

GFcleverman7 years ago
just stop time 4ever

Epichambonewin10 years ago
Also, Dio can only stop time for 5-11 seconds, and Jotaro can move inside frozen time through his own Stand's ability. So you can't avoid this fate so git rekt question exploiters

WBGrock8 years ago
ONE PUNCH! (Three! Two! One! Kill shot!) sanjou! hisshou! shijou saikyou nan dattenda? FURASUTOREESHON ore wa tomaranai ONE PUNCH! kanryou! rensen renshou ore wa katsu!! tsune ni katsu!! asshou!! Power! Get the power! GIRIGIRI genkai...[Show full comment]

Kim Norberg12 years ago
Still worth it if I can live for 100 years and be young and drink peoples blood :D

ThatOneCuteGalAndDatsMe1237 years ago
Even If You Are A Human Prob U Will Die At The Age Of 100 S0 , It"s Better To Spend Your Life As A Fantasy Creature

sdfghmjghfsdgfh10 years ago
People are stupid. If you are immortal you see everyone you love die no matter what.

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Twilight fan fiction crap.

Ilikejojo4 years ago
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?!?

Hanoot279 years ago
This is stupid..

Hanoot279 years ago
I cannot get killed.

BarbecuedSocks9 years ago
Why don't I just freeze time before he punches me.

Doomcats5 years ago
So am DIO

jfb13379 years ago
... Do you not know what "immortal" means?

Epichambonewin9 years ago
Your not invernerable

JohnathanMartin8 years ago
I"d just get resurrected by some insane cultist like in Castlevania, so no real downside.

Thoro10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpqBh5Y2MyA

Panifex7 years ago
I don't like the taste of blood, so no thanks

AceProdeJ10 years ago
Pause time when he tries

Fushur8 years ago
When u can stop time just stop after 99 Years forever

Brett Rodgers12 years ago
Wasn't this a movie or something?
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