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You become an immortal vampire that can stop time
but
An indifferent teenager kills you by punching you so hard your torso explodes nearly one hundred years later
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Epichambonewin 11 years ago
This is referencing Jojos Bizzare Adventure, a very good anime/manga series. What it is referencing in particular is Dio Brando, the main villain of part 1 and 3 who is a vampire that has something called a Stand, his in particular is called The World. Sta... [Show full comment]

pgwfqdw last year
星尘十字军😭😭😭
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iifandomTrash 11 years ago
immortal = can't die

Monomori 3 years ago
He’s got a point
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Dexagon 5 years ago
So I'm left with only a head...wait,wait,wait...can't I stop time?

Nicole Galt 13 years ago
but.....if your immortal, then how does this even work

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago
Being unable to die is not invincible. Invincible only means you can’t take damage. Those who are invincible can die in ways other than taking damage. Have you not played a Mario game?
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SolarSerpent 8 years ago
Holy fuck. JOJO! WRYYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Aw geez did I miss a fandom again?

exergamer9 9 years ago
jojo"s bizarre adventure

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
So...Dio?

Bobby4ever 9 years ago
Im IMMORTAL and if he does try ill just stop time and suck the life off of him the f**k

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Guys he can stop time too and besides u can only stop time for 5 to 9 seconds
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IoritzGomezMartin 9 years ago
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
ZA WARUDO

DogsDogsandDogs 9 years ago
No bad side immortal means "Can't die." So no bad side whatsoever

oksebokse 11 years ago
So.. if i die 100 years later, i'd still live longer than if i would'nt have pressed the button.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
Actually most of that time is spent in a coffin underwater
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Leon Ross 13 years ago
I'd be a vampire at any cost. Rawr (^..^)

DomMags12 10 years ago
Just stop....

Lisa Honma 13 years ago
Who doesn't want to be DIO

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
KONO DIO DA
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Brayden Driedger 13 years ago
well, there are ways you could avoid this punch (being able to stop time) but if it did happen, i find walking around in a frozen world with a camera and moving people in funny or very interesting positions for (what time WOULD be) 1000 years then selling ... [Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
He can stop time too and will hit the leg of ur stand with his stand and it kills u
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DooT 7 years ago
U become an immortal vempire that can stop time but u can't say "it was me, dio"

Mr Medical 11 years ago
Just kill that fucker before he kills me. Stop time before he punches you and then pull out a mac 10 unfreeze time and then murder his ass

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
Not how it works

MarthTheKing 9 years ago
This left me so confused with the human race...

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

cpmaster 10 years ago
i dont even like this stuff

JaredCollins 10 years ago
A. If I'm immortal I can't die. B. If I can stop time I'll just stay in one spot for years

Dominik Drpoš Tesař 13 years ago
Smelling an paradox... Someone will kill an immortal?

L3M1N 2 years ago
'go out with a bang' they said...

Dogeman5 10 years ago
ikr

The-Clever-One 5 years ago
i thought i could stop time

DarkDragonBoss 11 years ago
No Cus Im Allready A Baddass Dragon What Good Can A Vampire Do 'Muwhahaahaahahahahah Im A Vampire Look Into My Eyes And Feel Scared!!!' No

Button_9usher666 9 years ago
If immortal you just regenerate

jake ukzkuygkdsufg 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

allysen0sky 10 years ago
Immortal? Umm how do I die then?

Erika Olson 13 years ago
stop time, then whenever you feel like you have done enough, keep going, then 100 years later, you die.

Arbok102 9 years ago
ZA WARUDO!!!

I Ended Up in This Website 11 years ago
A shameful death. Not buying it.

WillYouPressDemButton 10 years ago
what if its 13 year old

perrytheteenagegirl 6 years ago
Wait! I get to stop time, AND I get to live to over 100? No downside here.

Acendaltih 11 years ago
Well, it doesn't say that you die from the punch, just that your torso explodes. Also for some people who don't know immortality vs invulnerability If you are invincible then nothing from outside your body can harm you, you can still grow old and die. ... [Show full comment]

Animeaddict03 10 years ago
why would you WANT to be a fucking vampire??? Ew.

DrLinnerd 8 years ago
Immortal = ageless, you are all thinking of invincible. Also just stop time at 9.9 years. The year will never end, therefor you will not get punched

Airdragon 11 years ago
- - _

Guy_who_comments 12 years ago
Bitches dont know JoJo's Bizarre adventure.

GFcleverman 9 years ago
just stop time 4ever

Epichambonewin 11 years ago
Also, Dio can only stop time for 5-11 seconds, and Jotaro can move inside frozen time through his own Stand's ability. So you can't avoid this fate so git rekt question exploiters

WBGrock 10 years ago
ONE PUNCH! (Three! Two! One! Kill shot!) sanjou! hisshou! shijou saikyou nan dattenda? FURASUTOREESHON ore wa tomaranai ONE PUNCH! kanryou! rensen renshou ore wa katsu!! tsune ni katsu!! asshou!! Power! Get the power! GIRIGIRI genkai... [Show full comment]

Kim Norberg 13 years ago
Still worth it if I can live for 100 years and be young and drink peoples blood :D

MemeKingWithBobux 4 years ago
BOBUX TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get Out Smarted 10 years ago
You can't kill someone that's immortal

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Twilight fan fiction crap.

Ilikejojo 6 years ago
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?!?

Hanoot27 11 years ago
This is stupid..

Hanoot27 11 years ago
I cannot get killed.

ThatOneCuteGalAndDatsMe123 9 years ago
Even If You Are A Human Prob U Will Die At The Age Of 100 S0 , It"s Better To Spend Your Life As A Fantasy Creature

sdfghmjghfsdgfh 11 years ago
People are stupid. If you are immortal you see everyone you love die no matter what.

Doomcats 7 years ago
So am DIO
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