You become the most powerful wizard.
but
Everyday, you are forced to cut your tounge and toes with paper
I will not


Maharid7 months ago
NO! O_O

Massive Faggot9 years ago
I WILL REMOVE PAPER FROM THE FACE OF THE EA- Dude, Stop Reinventing Paper! Fuck Off Man!

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
Funny way of thinking
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oldnotweak9 years ago
there arent any real wizards right now. so being the most powerful could mean nothing or maybe you can wiggle a straw after concentrating on it.

Bruninpro01015 years ago
You make sense

Tilly Jackson12 years ago
Do a spell so you can't feel the pain and stop bleeding instantly. Enjoy your powers

RachelE088 years ago
Yeah
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SuperBlueSheep10 years ago
Sheep are already all wizards

LukasKahovec7 years ago
HEEERE"S JOHNYYYYYY!

KunaiCat10 years ago
really? there are a so many loopholes in this it looks like swiss cheese

philtheninja10 years ago
if you are the most powerful wizard then cast a heal spell and the pain is gone

TheLegned278 years ago
Im already a wizard and I like to cut my bananas.

Tanatsha Brosman12 years ago
Do you know how much that hurts DO YOU

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm12345678908 years ago
Well a tounge isnt a thing, it is spelled tongue. I'm only cutting my toes, and then I can cast a spell that my toes feel no pain. That would be great because my toe is currently broken :/

Juz10 years ago
I will not because I wont be able to stand cutting my toung

NinjaNAH8 years ago
You would be the most powerful wizard.... Wizards arn't even real you could be the crappiest "wizard" ever.

Nabalo8 years ago
But with how many people clicked the button

Werewolf Master10 years ago
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MuffinCannibal10 years ago
Wizards can heal wounds, so it would only hurt for a few seconds.

frenchiegirl2 years ago
pain

TheBossBitch7 years ago
Tunge... gotta luv illiterate wizards

buttonpresser20169 years ago
so i can't be cut. if i can cut throat

HAYDAR523 11 years ago
Jus trick them into thinking u do

iiLinx10 years ago
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oldnotweak8 years ago
there are no real wizards... so being the most powerful one... equals the magic missile guy

Derpgeo10 years ago
I'd destroy anyone who forced me to cut them of.

Chief_Reef9 years ago
You could use a spell to make it not hurt!!

Calista11 years ago
Blood magic, huh? If you can do that with papercuts, that's a pretty good deal.

CaffeineCream5 years ago
I'm a wizard bitches

KittyAngelLynn10 years ago
i dont want powers

Col Anderson12 years ago
Healing Power! :D

KaynaTamichi7 years ago
i cast a spell so i dun have to! ;)

BawbRaws8 years ago
I like Tilly Jackson"s idea: plus, it can just be a very small cut each day.

IdontKnowMostlyTheQuestions10 years ago
this is just to gross >:\\\\

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
worth it

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago
THE PAIN!!!

my39 months ago
施展一个治愈无痛的咒语就行

catgrabber11 years ago
I have no 'tounge'

Pitudo4206 years ago
No wtf I LIKE MY TONGUE LIKE IT IS

Purple girl9 years ago
Your a wizard purple girl Me:.....HECK YEA

Elollylollipop8 years ago
YOU"RE A WIZARD HARRY😂

TheDawg110 years ago
The loophole is real!

CrazyClouds10 years ago
very simple fix. Using magic, numb yourself, cut, heal , repeat

MariaZanith8 years ago
Spell where I can't feel pain, heal myself afterwards, boom.

daevik284 years ago
tilly is right i was gonna say that and as lolllllolololo

nerdyotaku9 years ago
That wouldn't be to bad!? I could just heal them with my magic!

Daedolon Mage10 years ago
Ima pawerful wizer, so I would make a spell to burn/freeze/decapitate the asshole who forces me to cut my 'tounge' and toes (With paper? lol).

Rezealed10 years ago
Who cares about nerdy wizard stuff. I'd rather not be emo eveyone day

Myrthe Leliaert12 years ago
I HATE PAPER CUTS!

pighead2507 years ago
I will curse myself that I don't have to accept the downside.

PumpkinPai8 years ago
One, I don't wanna be a wizard. Two, the thought of your tongue and toes being cut with paper... i-it makes me cringe....

waveydave19 years ago
I know tight tilly

MightyDragonofAwe10 years ago
Use my wizard powers to make painkillers. Problem solved.

waterpistol7811 years ago
healing spell...

setokabia5 years ago
use a bad side effect reversale spell
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