You become the most powerful wizard.
but
Everyday, you are forced to cut your tounge and toes with paper
I will not


Maharid7 months ago
NO! O_O

Massive Faggot9 years ago
I WILL REMOVE PAPER FROM THE FACE OF THE EA- Dude, Stop Reinventing Paper! Fuck Off Man!

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
Funny way of thinking
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oldnotweak9 years ago
there arent any real wizards right now. so being the most powerful could mean nothing or maybe you can wiggle a straw after concentrating on it.

Bruninpro01015 years ago
You make sense

Tilly Jackson12 years ago
Do a spell so you can't feel the pain and stop bleeding instantly. Enjoy your powers

RachelE088 years ago
Yeah
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SuperBlueSheep10 years ago
Sheep are already all wizards

LukasKahovec7 years ago
HEEERE"S JOHNYYYYYY!

KunaiCat10 years ago
really? there are a so many loopholes in this it looks like swiss cheese

philtheninja10 years ago
if you are the most powerful wizard then cast a heal spell and the pain is gone

TheLegned278 years ago
Im already a wizard and I like to cut my bananas.

JasonHoaglandJr8 years ago
Do a spell so you don't have to do that.

Useless Engineer10 years ago
I agree with nubby

Achelol9 years ago
I'll use my magic to removve the downside of this scenario.

SerpentAssassin10 years ago
They don't hurt that much -.-

SpamtonGSpamton2 years ago
Just heal your cuts

Fangirl army11 years ago
I'll just use my power to block out the pain.

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
They never say what you’re most powerful in.

Alanbest10 years ago
i will be gandalf !!

dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't have a "tounge." What is it?

lolnothanks9 years ago
sooooooooo many loopholes

Sophiab67310 years ago
Heal myself...

10v311 years ago
Wizard, I would make it not hurt.

Doglover35 years ago
I love the Pokémon evee.

bloperbooper9 years ago
Become Harry Potter.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm12345678908 years ago
Well a tounge isnt a thing, it is spelled tongue. I'm only cutting my toes, and then I can cast a spell that my toes feel no pain. That would be great because my toe is currently broken :/

Juz10 years ago
I will not because I wont be able to stand cutting my toung

Tanatsha Brosman12 years ago
Do you know how much that hurts DO YOU

Werewolf Master10 years ago
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NinjaNAH8 years ago
You would be the most powerful wizard.... Wizards arn't even real you could be the crappiest "wizard" ever.

Nabalo8 years ago
But with how many people clicked the button

frenchiegirl2 years ago
pain

MuffinCannibal10 years ago
Wizards can heal wounds, so it would only hurt for a few seconds.

buttonpresser20169 years ago
so i can't be cut. if i can cut throat

HAYDAR523 11 years ago
Jus trick them into thinking u do

TheBossBitch7 years ago
Tunge... gotta luv illiterate wizards

oldnotweak8 years ago
there are no real wizards... so being the most powerful one... equals the magic missile guy

iiLinx10 years ago
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Derpgeo10 years ago
I'd destroy anyone who forced me to cut them of.

Calista11 years ago
Blood magic, huh? If you can do that with papercuts, that's a pretty good deal.

CaffeineCream5 years ago
I'm a wizard bitches

Chief_Reef9 years ago
You could use a spell to make it not hurt!!

KaynaTamichi7 years ago
i cast a spell so i dun have to! ;)

KittyAngelLynn10 years ago
i dont want powers

Col Anderson12 years ago
Healing Power! :D

IdontKnowMostlyTheQuestions10 years ago
this is just to gross >:\\\\

BawbRaws8 years ago
I like Tilly Jackson"s idea: plus, it can just be a very small cut each day.

my39 months ago
施展一个治愈无痛的咒语就行

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
worth it

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago
THE PAIN!!!

Purple girl9 years ago
Your a wizard purple girl Me:.....HECK YEA

catgrabber11 years ago
I have no 'tounge'

Pitudo4206 years ago
No wtf I LIKE MY TONGUE LIKE IT IS

Elollylollipop8 years ago
YOU"RE A WIZARD HARRY😂
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