You become the most powerful wizard.
but
Everyday, you are forced to cut your tounge and toes with paper
I will not


Maharid6 months ago
NO! O_O

Massive Faggot9 years ago
I WILL REMOVE PAPER FROM THE FACE OF THE EA- Dude, Stop Reinventing Paper! Fuck Off Man!

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
Funny way of thinking
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oldnotweak9 years ago
there arent any real wizards right now. so being the most powerful could mean nothing or maybe you can wiggle a straw after concentrating on it.

Bruninpro01015 years ago
You make sense

Tilly Jackson12 years ago
Do a spell so you can't feel the pain and stop bleeding instantly. Enjoy your powers

RachelE088 years ago
Yeah
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SuperBlueSheep9 years ago
Sheep are already all wizards

LukasKahovec7 years ago
HEEERE"S JOHNYYYYYY!

KunaiCat10 years ago
really? there are a so many loopholes in this it looks like swiss cheese

philtheninja10 years ago
if you are the most powerful wizard then cast a heal spell and the pain is gone

TheLegned278 years ago
Im already a wizard and I like to cut my bananas.

Rod19283 years ago
I can make a spell of healing and nothaving any pain now the hard part is how can I cutmy tongue and fingers with a PAPER

..Alainiak..9 years ago
Pressed no right when I thought of something...gg

Noxxious10 years ago
Just make myself unable to feel pain. Problem solved.

XCookieProX9 years ago
it never said you have to but them off and also i would heal myself because im a wizard.

XCookieProX9 years ago
it never said you to have to CUT them off, sorry for the typo

Mark Solan12 years ago
Make spell to make you immune to paper cuts. Never suffer.

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
OUCH!!!

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago
._.

d0v4hk1In201510 years ago
Becomes Dovahkiin and use fast healing

Horrorminer710 years ago
I can heal the wounds duh!!

kayleighcat1211 years ago
Make a spell that makes you immune to pain

Doglover35 years ago
I love evee from Pokémon.

andrewplays49 years ago
torture!!!!!

Lzke8 years ago
Alright, I'll just make myself unable to feel pain and give myself an insane healing factor. LOOPHOLE!

Taylor Thomas12 years ago
Use powers to block out pain

Useless Engineer10 years ago
I agree with nubby

JasonHoaglandJr8 years ago
Do a spell so you don't have to do that.

SpamtonGSpamton2 years ago
Just heal your cuts

Achelol9 years ago
I'll use my magic to removve the downside of this scenario.

SerpentAssassin10 years ago
They don't hurt that much -.-

Alanbest9 years ago
i will be gandalf !!

Fangirl army11 years ago
I'll just use my power to block out the pain.

Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
They never say what you’re most powerful in.

dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't have a "tounge." What is it?

lolnothanks8 years ago
sooooooooo many loopholes

Sophiab67310 years ago
Heal myself...

10v310 years ago
Wizard, I would make it not hurt.

Doglover35 years ago
I love the Pokémon evee.

bloperbooper9 years ago
Become Harry Potter.

Tanatsha Brosman12 years ago
Do you know how much that hurts DO YOU

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm12345678908 years ago
Well a tounge isnt a thing, it is spelled tongue. I'm only cutting my toes, and then I can cast a spell that my toes feel no pain. That would be great because my toe is currently broken :/

Juz9 years ago
I will not because I wont be able to stand cutting my toung

NinjaNAH8 years ago
You would be the most powerful wizard.... Wizards arn't even real you could be the crappiest "wizard" ever.

Nabalo7 years ago
But with how many people clicked the button

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MuffinCannibal10 years ago
Wizards can heal wounds, so it would only hurt for a few seconds.

frenchiegirllast year
pain

TheBossBitch7 years ago
Tunge... gotta luv illiterate wizards

buttonpresser20169 years ago
so i can't be cut. if i can cut throat

HAYDAR523 11 years ago
Jus trick them into thinking u do

iiLinx10 years ago
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oldnotweak8 years ago
there are no real wizards... so being the most powerful one... equals the magic missile guy

Derpgeo10 years ago
I'd destroy anyone who forced me to cut them of.

Chief_Reef9 years ago
You could use a spell to make it not hurt!!
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