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You will be beamed aboard a spaceship, and befriend the aliens, and explore the entire universe with them, using their technology to expand your life and health for several thousand of years.
but
but you will never return to earth, and never find another human being of someone compatible to love.
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The Sir9 years ago
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PlayerE642 years ago
I think you pressed it enough
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christian W9 years ago
You mean.... i wont see my girlfriend ever again......WAHOOOOOO!

evan29boi4 years ago
yes

Darth_zankour9 years ago
Beam me up Scotty!

RebeccaReinhardt8 years ago
Original star trek is best. Honestly I don't understand why they added klingons or why star trek fans spend so much time and effort to learn the fake language when they don't know the basic (presumably 8) languages here IRL.

Zhane Sama Senpai12 years ago
fuck yea. alien titties

CLXSSIFIEDlast year
That's WILD, I'm down hommie
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jaureguidreams9 years ago
The Doctor is better tho lol

Hitlerspornhub9 years ago
KILL MORE JEWS

Ray Marc9 years ago
Bro, do i hav to tell you how much of an asshole you are? You desserve to feel the pain of all the people that died in the camps at one shot.

Alexa Wilcox12 years ago
Look! It's the plot of Futurama!

xxxxx9 years ago
So tuprue

Erin O'Brien12 years ago
hell yeah! Fuck this planet and the human race. Only way that would be sweeter is if I also get to be a kick ass alien.

I LOOK AT U9 years ago
Hell ya

Taylor Haggarty12 years ago
Oh Yeah! TARDIS here I come!

Migdin18 years ago
How should i know that its a spaceship, it does not look like one, i thought it was just a time machine, that can teleport.
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
Doctor, here I come!

Timelypat8 years ago
Weeeellll... Noooot exaaaactly...

Brycen Fields12 years ago
CRAP NO!!!!!!!

XxDiamondxX9 years ago
Thank you

Conner Wolf12 years ago
I would like to beam aboard an all-female race please

Creepersrule109 years ago
So StarLord basically?

Emberthecoolest3 years ago
I would just bill and Ted my personality for this one

murio9 years ago
you can solve your love whit the aliens ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Ifredward8 years ago
Guardians of the galaxy?

gijswillem111 years ago
No human beigns star trek here i come

DanMemetrash27 years ago
I'm on my way, Doctor!

GodsBadAssBlade10 years ago
no, i cant... i just love him too much to not be able to return to earth

Shokhin8 years ago
I want human girls instead

Bryan Hall12 years ago
im ok with this.

CresentMoon9 years ago
BUT I STILL HAVEN'T EXPLORED THE WORLD I LIVE YET!!!! I NEED TO AFFILIATE MYSELF WITH MY HOME WORLD BEFORE I JUST GET BORED OF IT AND LEAVE!!!!!

Angel_funbun8 years ago
Ugg live for thousands of years? How about just until all of my family and friends die then be assassinated ok?

I will not9 years ago
Alien love 😘👽

RandomnessInc7 years ago
Anything to get of the god-forsaken rock

Cakeman10 years ago
Earth Sucks! So long suckaz. lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölö lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölö lölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölölö lölölölölölölölöl...[Show full comment]

Eplayer_822 years ago
Doesn't say I can't bring a friend with

l0RD dratcuF9 years ago
can i still jackoff?

MURP8 years ago
I WOULD JUST FUCK THE FUCKING ALIEN IF I WAS DESPERATE!!! XD 😂😂😂😂

Imsecretlyamoose10 years ago
I'm forever alone anyway

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
I'll be with all my friends when I get beamed up

InLoveWithPapyton8 years ago
The only other would that I want to be in without having ability to return to hone is Undertale and Undertale only.

InLoveWithPapyton8 years ago
Home*

Sniverr Von Halbmond12 years ago
It never said I couldnt find love to other beings. Anthro Aliens X3

FishyFisch9 years ago
Well... BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

LukaLukaRiku8 years ago
As a Avid K-Drama watcher, I"d try and find Do Min Joo"s planet instead and convince them about love. As in loving me.

Филипп Федюк12 years ago
Ha. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy got that covered.

DemonicDistillation7 years ago
It depends on the kind of alien. i"m hoping it"s like, the homestuck trolls

neolancer10 years ago
I reminds me of Peter Quill. I like Guardians of the Galaxy

DragonEXE7 years ago
Ayyyyyyyyy lamos. How original

Milkshake10 years ago
its alright i will date an alien

Upo9 years ago
Who cares aliens are the best

AyyyLOL8 years ago
Yaaaa! Screw humanity! Space Advebtures with no people to disturb you FTW!

cody1o911 years ago
welll...... maybe the aliens are hot?

ForgottenFirefly4 years ago
they SURE AS HELL ARE

pencil3 years ago
Alien timeeeeeee

jokuvaa9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

FL4M3last year
bro wrote a whole essay

mebruh9 years ago
The "but" senario aready exists for me, why not meet some aliens

WilliamJones7 years ago
And it wouldn't play because we froze time

VY CMa10 years ago
Fuck humanity, I'm outta here!

Jackisawsome7778 years ago
Screw Earth
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