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You will be beamed aboard a spaceship, and befriend the aliens, and explore the entire universe with them, using their technology to expand your life and health for several thousand of years.
but
but you will never return to earth, and never find another human being of someone compatible to love.
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Maharid 10 months ago
I will simply love this.

The Sir 10 years ago
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PlayerE64 4 years ago
I think you pressed it enough
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christian W 11 years ago
You mean.... i wont see my girlfriend ever again......WAHOOOOOO!

evan29boi 6 years ago
yes

Darth_zankour 11 years ago
Beam me up Scotty!

RebeccaReinhardt 9 years ago
Original star trek is best. Honestly I don't understand why they added klingons or why star trek fans spend so much time and effort to learn the fake language when they don't know the basic (presumably 8) languages here IRL.

Zhane Sama Senpai 13 years ago
fuck yea. alien titties

CLXSSIFIED 3 years ago
That's WILD, I'm down hommie
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jaureguidreams 10 years ago
The Doctor is better tho lol

Alexa Wilcox 13 years ago
Look! It's the plot of Futurama!

xxxxx 10 years ago
So tuprue

Erin O'Brien 13 years ago
hell yeah! Fuck this planet and the human race. Only way that would be sweeter is if I also get to be a kick ass alien.

I LOOK AT U 10 years ago
Hell ya

Taylor Haggarty 13 years ago
Oh Yeah! TARDIS here I come!

Migdin1 9 years ago
How should i know that its a spaceship, it does not look like one, i thought it was just a time machine, that can teleport.
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Grace Horaski 13 years ago
Doctor, here I come!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Weeeellll... Noooot exaaaactly...

Brycen Fields 13 years ago
CRAP NO!!!!!!!

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago
Thank you

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
I would like to beam aboard an all-female race please

Donut gir 10 years ago
ILL MAKE THEM LOVE ME!>:D

Makayla Neptune 13 years ago
Geronimo.

Mazerunner117 11 years ago
I have so many questions about this one

pressingforeverornever 8 years ago
If I use their technology, I might just be able to expand the spaceship so much and teleport all the 7.5 billion humans from Earth onto it, and transform the spaceship into another "Earth". Problem solved. It also says "another", so you can find your old ones (people you just teleported).

Maraiya 11 years ago
LOL! I play Mass Effect! I can just fall in love with an alien xD

Naweichu 9 months ago
내가 외계인을 사랑하지 못한다고 말한 적 없잖아

Héber 11 years ago
What I want to survive on something that we're not even sure it exists?

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago
If it"s a way to get away from minorities... then hell yeah!

giihbastos 12 years ago
I feel that's something like travelling with the Doctor.

Indiana576 10 years ago
No thanks, too lazy.

Lizzytrash29 9 years ago
I hate humanity anyway

doctor 12 years ago
I WAS THINKING JUST WAT THOSEFANDOMSS SAID!!!!!!!and plus it is my dream to travel with the doctor in the TARDIS but he hangs around Earth a lot.

FunnyaWisky 10 years ago
What if the aliens look like humans but with amazing powers win win

mimideath 4 years ago
i love big big big big big big big big big reptilian big big big alien men

Otaku_Matt 11 years ago
What about aliens?

Etharian 11 years ago
"...and never find another human being of someone compatible to love." Ok I'll just enjoy some hot alien action instead.

Toy94Chica 11 years ago
din't have time to read :P

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Anything to make my Monday better

Brian Poole 13 years ago
I would keep you all safe and aliens where do I sign

losingluke 9 years ago
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY

Cakeman 12 years ago
The lulz, or should i sei lülz. No i shoudnnnt dat speeeelng it is teg lölzzzz!!

Jdawg060222 10 years ago
lol FUTURAMA

Axtion Bastrd 13 years ago
Get some hot aliens on my inflatable poo-jabber, where do I sign?

HalfobsidionYT 11 years ago
who says you still can't make love?

animenerd 10 years ago
Do I still get to keep my phone and laptop? Is there internet?

Chill-cloud 2 years ago
章北海

pizzarobot63 11 years ago
Good, I hate humans

AlexVäinämöinen 9 years ago
XD all those aromantics who don’t give a shit about falling in love with someone.

Ghastly726 12 years ago
just love a gay alien c:

Emberthecoolest 5 years ago
I would just bill and Ted my personality for this one

murio 11 years ago
you can solve your love whit the aliens ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Ifredward 9 years ago
Guardians of the galaxy?

gijswillem1 12 years ago
No human beigns star trek here i come

Creepersrule10 10 years ago
So StarLord basically?

Shokhin 10 years ago
I want human girls instead

Bryan Hall 13 years ago
im ok with this.

CresentMoon 11 years ago
BUT I STILL HAVEN'T EXPLORED THE WORLD I LIVE YET!!!! I NEED TO AFFILIATE MYSELF WITH MY HOME WORLD BEFORE I JUST GET BORED OF IT AND LEAVE!!!!!
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