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You will be beamed aboard a spaceship, and befriend the aliens, and explore the entire universe with them, using their technology to expand your life and health for several thousand of years.
but
but you will never return to earth, and never find another human being of someone compatible to love.
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Maharid 11 months ago
I will simply love this.

The Sir 11 years ago
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PlayerE64 4 years ago
I think you pressed it enough
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christian W 11 years ago
You mean.... i wont see my girlfriend ever again......WAHOOOOOO!

evan29boi 6 years ago
yes

Zhane Sama Senpai 13 years ago
fuck yea. alien titties

CLXSSIFIED 3 years ago
That's WILD, I'm down hommie
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Darth_zankour 11 years ago
Beam me up Scotty!

RebeccaReinhardt 9 years ago
Original star trek is best. Honestly I don't understand why they added klingons or why star trek fans spend so much time and effort to learn the fake language when they don't know the basic (presumably 8) languages here IRL.

jaureguidreams 10 years ago
The Doctor is better tho lol

Alexa Wilcox 13 years ago
Look! It's the plot of Futurama!

xxxxx 10 years ago
So tuprue

Erin O'Brien 13 years ago
hell yeah! Fuck this planet and the human race. Only way that would be sweeter is if I also get to be a kick ass alien.

I LOOK AT U 11 years ago
Hell ya

Taylor Haggarty 13 years ago
Oh Yeah! TARDIS here I come!

Migdin1 9 years ago
How should i know that its a spaceship, it does not look like one, i thought it was just a time machine, that can teleport.
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Grace Horaski 13 years ago
Doctor, here I come!

Timelypat 9 years ago
Weeeellll... Noooot exaaaactly...

Brycen Fields 13 years ago
CRAP NO!!!!!!!

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago
Thank you

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
I would like to beam aboard an all-female race please

losingluke 9 years ago
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY

Cakeman 12 years ago
The lulz, or should i sei lülz. No i shoudnnnt dat speeeelng it is teg lölzzzz!!

Jdawg060222 10 years ago
lol FUTURAMA

Axtion Bastrd 13 years ago
Get some hot aliens on my inflatable poo-jabber, where do I sign?

HalfobsidionYT 11 years ago
who says you still can't make love?

animenerd 10 years ago
Do I still get to keep my phone and laptop? Is there internet?

Chill-cloud 2 years ago
章北海

pizzarobot63 11 years ago
Good, I hate humans

AlexVäinämöinen 9 years ago
XD all those aromantics who don’t give a shit about falling in love with someone.

Ghastly726 12 years ago
just love a gay alien c:

Emberthecoolest 5 years ago
I would just bill and Ted my personality for this one

murio 11 years ago
you can solve your love whit the aliens ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Ifredward 9 years ago
Guardians of the galaxy?

gijswillem1 12 years ago
No human beigns star trek here i come

Creepersrule10 11 years ago
So StarLord basically?

Shokhin 10 years ago
I want human girls instead

Bryan Hall 13 years ago
im ok with this.

CresentMoon 11 years ago
BUT I STILL HAVEN'T EXPLORED THE WORLD I LIVE YET!!!! I NEED TO AFFILIATE MYSELF WITH MY HOME WORLD BEFORE I JUST GET BORED OF IT AND LEAVE!!!!!

DanMemetrash2 8 years ago
I'm on my way, Doctor!

ahsiodcuqas 11 years ago
no, i cant... i just love him too much to not be able to return to earth

I will not 11 years ago
Alien love 😘👽

RandomnessInc 9 years ago
Anything to get of the god-forsaken rock

Cakeman 12 years ago
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Angel_funbun 10 years ago
Ugg live for thousands of years? How about just until all of my family and friends die then be assassinated ok?

MURP 9 years ago
I WOULD JUST FUCK THE FUCKING ALIEN IF I WAS DESPERATE!!! XD 😂😂😂😂

Imsecretlyamoose 12 years ago
I'm forever alone anyway

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago
I'll be with all my friends when I get beamed up

Eplayer_82 3 years ago
Doesn't say I can't bring a friend with

l0RD dratcuF 11 years ago
can i still jackoff?

FishyFisch 11 years ago
Well... BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

InLoveWithPapyton 9 years ago
The only other would that I want to be in without having ability to return to hone is Undertale and Undertale only.

InLoveWithPapyton 9 years ago
Home*

Sniverr Von Halbmond 13 years ago
It never said I couldnt find love to other beings. Anthro Aliens X3

DemonicDistillation 9 years ago
It depends on the kind of alien. i"m hoping it"s like, the homestuck trolls

neolancer 12 years ago
I reminds me of Peter Quill. I like Guardians of the Galaxy

LukaLukaRiku 10 years ago
As a Avid K-Drama watcher, I"d try and find Do Min Joo"s planet instead and convince them about love. As in loving me.

Филипп Федюк 13 years ago
Ha. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy got that covered.

Upo 10 years ago
Who cares aliens are the best
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