You are an eligible participant for Project 2045, a futurist-driven initiative with the goal of human-avatar immortality
but
There are no guarantees of a stabilized process -- that is, you are at risk for metaphysical discombobulation. (Think being stuck in limbo, forever).
I will not

mudafuckingdickhead 11 years ago
read the first four words, click I WILL NOT

minimegaman090 2 years ago
bro declined because of "you are an eligible"

Migdin1 9 years ago
Am i the only one that understands this button?

.yourmother 2 years ago
yes
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SciArtHerp 9 years ago
If I go into the limbo, I'm still immortal. Jees idiots KNOW YOUR AFTERLIFE.

Daniel Unnecessarilylongmiddlename Albert 13 years ago
Didn't read ftw.

Emmy_Lou2735 9 years ago
This says 47 years ago what the actually f***
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ChristianaBrown 9 years ago
Essentially you can either be immortal or be stuck in limbo, although what kind of limbo Idk. Perhaps the limbo after death

Nosaj 10 years ago
Way too many big words in there.

lexigamer 6 years ago
oof

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago
This is some sci-fi shit. I love it.

J3 Omega 11 years ago
A chance of immortality? The reward of obtaining immortality is worth the risk of death, limbo, or whatever consequence befalls as a result.

Dotty potatoes 11 years ago
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!😞

draconius 12 years ago
it aint 100% going to fail so -face plants the button- HELL YEAH

Ras21sp 9 years ago
I pressed a button that said there would be no qounsequence if i pressed it so

DottySpot 9 years ago
There are several words I don't understand

bloodyblade 9 years ago
ikr

Enderperson 11 years ago
Immortality isn't that great but I would do it just to get stuck in limbo it would be the best entertainment for the last few moments before I kill myself

Vincent stats 11 years ago
I don't understand this question

Buildamister 2 years ago
Sounds like something Elon Musk would do

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

i-am-god-damned-bored 8 years ago
sacrifices must be made

ReWyne 10 years ago
I didn't want immortality anyways.

powerreader10 11 years ago
What if u want to be mortal

James Reulbach 13 years ago
Eh, why not? I like taking risks. Also that's a goal I'm totally into.

giladxdxd 11 years ago
I read immortality, I don't press

djcool232 10 years ago
I know I won't get one eny way

lexigamer 6 years ago
bruh whats the potint

Faithk808 10 years ago
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J3 Omega 11 years ago
Also, why does everyone think this is a reference to SAO (Sword Art Online)? The content of this question has absolutely no corrolation with the portraylal of SAO. If you'd like a more accurate representation of this scenario, look up the anime Expelled From Paradise.

Fangheart 11 years ago
For SCIENCE!

tukerfitties 12 years ago
but can i still have sex

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Sure

MrStumper115 9 years ago
I wod

SantiLokyyo 11 years ago
TL:DR

Scarose 10 years ago
Uhh..hell no

Cheeese 2 years ago
yay i am now the avatar i will earth bend enemies off this earth

Thinking 11 years ago
Nowhere near sword art online random person

BobEatsPoopies 10 years ago
my bob is cool

AliceDemera 11 years ago
WHATEVER... I am not a genius

Zach Ertzberger 13 years ago
For the pursuit of science!

Reptyl232 11 years ago
Insanity

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Time to take the chance bois!

Vana 11 years ago
fu*k it its worth the risk!

Lord_blobfish 6 years ago
I will be alive in that time (probably) So no

Faithk808 10 years ago
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KubGirl14 9 years ago
Wait, what?

Aircatcher 11 years ago
discomcncockn...

Butterbuff 12 years ago
SCIENCE!!!!!!

brickboy360 11 years ago
I don't understand

bloodyblade 9 years ago
reads* Wut...

Laurengals 10 years ago
Nooooooooooooooooooo I will not 😑

Supermegaman64 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

ProGirlGamer448 10 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS.DON'T STOP.THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name 10 times.rn2. say your mom's name five times.rn3.say your crushes name 3 times. r... [Show full comment]
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