You are an eligible participant for Project 2045, a futurist-driven initiative with the goal of human-avatar immortality
but
There are no guarantees of a stabilized process -- that is, you are at risk for metaphysical discombobulation. (Think being stuck in limbo, forever).
I will not


mudafuckingdickhead9 years ago
read the first four words, click I WILL NOT

minimegaman09010 months ago
bro declined because of "you are an eligible"

Migdin18 years ago
Am i the only one that understands this button?

.yourmother8 months ago
yes
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
If I go into the limbo, I'm still immortal. Jees idiots KNOW YOUR AFTERLIFE.

ChristianaBrown8 years ago
Essentially you can either be immortal or be stuck in limbo, although what kind of limbo Idk. Perhaps the limbo after death

Daniel Unnecessarilylongmiddlename Albert12 years ago
Didn't read ftw.

Emmy_Lou27358 years ago
This says 47 years ago what the actually f***
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Nosaj9 years ago
Way too many big words in there.

Fangheart9 years ago
For SCIENCE!

tukerfitties11 years ago
but can i still have sex

GangsternauwL8 years ago
Sure

MrStumper1158 years ago
I wod

SantiLokyyo9 years ago
TL:DR

Scarose9 years ago
Uhh..hell no

Cheeese12 months ago
yay i am now the avatar i will earth bend enemies off this earth

Thinking10 years ago
Nowhere near sword art online random person

BobEatsPoopies9 years ago
my bob is cool

AliceDemera9 years ago
WHATEVER... I am not a genius

Zach Ertzberger12 years ago
For the pursuit of science!

Reptyl2329 years ago
Insanity

DontPressButton8 years ago
Time to take the chance bois!

Lord_blobfish4 years ago
I will be alive in that time (probably) So no

Faithk8089 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Vana9 years ago
fu*k it its worth the risk!

Aircatcher9 years ago
discomcncockn...

Butterbuff 10 years ago
SCIENCE!!!!!!

KubGirl148 years ago
Wait, what?

bloodyblade8 years ago
reads* Wut...

brickboy3609 years ago
I don't understand

Laurengals9 years ago
Nooooooooooooooooooo I will not 😑

Supermegaman649 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Thinking10 years ago
Nowhere near sword art online random person

ProGirlGamer448 9 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS.DON'T STOP.THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name 10 times.rn2. say your mom's name five times.rn3.say your crushes name 3 times. r...[Show full comment]

Saiyanwolf9 years ago
I like risk

Elizabeth Fontaine12 years ago
#yolo.

sodwhite9 years ago
as long as you achieves it im ok with it

Saviorsheart8 years ago
Don't understand...

GULL1V3R3 years ago
Only project im eligible for is progect 2048

TheMemer9 years ago
FOR SCIENCE!

Snailbobtwo9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

BluCatz9 years ago
GOD NO

Antlex10 years ago
oh my god! this is the 3rd time i've seen this button!

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
Sure why not do it

Hermaeus_Mora8 years ago
...what?

TheMaskedMan8 years ago
This had me at human-avatar :D *instantly thinks of a tall blue avatar* SO COOL! Oh yeah limbo is terrible but YOLO!

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Pokefan1238 years ago
I love how many people have Internet instead of a life
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GhostGirl6279 years ago
Don't know if you'll get this but ANOTHER TORCH!!!

Starsguard9 years ago
Haha, yeah, sword-art online style. I did it, why the heck not..

ZaneFlare11 years ago
sure why not I have nothing else to contribute to humanity atleast it's for science

ILoveThisBaByyy8 years ago
Yep

Jamietheboss9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

ToxicCrybby8 years ago
holy shit thats a lot of words
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