I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ...[Show full comment]
Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
I got a final exclamation everybody have you the Paul dude (logo emojo pillow)on every picture or most well let me tell you why Paul is a hacker and a Whiney bitch good bye
ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, giving me a load agro isn't going to go you any good so just shut it, ok?
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Uppercase0019 years ago
reminds me of some fricking story...
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freepornsupplier20033 years ago
Woe betide you when it comes to wanking time
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DannyNye9 years ago
What about when I touch myself?
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Viktor Petkov12 years ago
Gloves
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finnkid19 years ago
Gold gold. FUCK YOU
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Colnor56410 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ...[Show full comment]
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Heckrum4 years ago
yoooo midas touch
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topazwolf919 years ago
no. i don't want to be king Midas
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CatCult8 years ago
I'll just wear gloves they may be heavy but who cares
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Aliceuh9 years ago
If you cant even make love this is stupide
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Hapalochlaena Maculosa9 years ago
Gloves :P
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HyruleBall8 years ago
Put on gloves
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LeapingLink9 years ago
Oh I remember this story! The guy practically starved to death because he couldn't eat.
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HarleyQuinn129 years ago
So you're king mitest
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XavierAsad10 years ago
Do i turn air int gold? Or the earth im on or my clothes?
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Jamenneel8 years ago
have fun starving to death
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Markiplier The Dragon Mcalexander9 years ago
Well if I can turn anything to gold I can't eat without gloves........ OH GOD.... THAT WOULD SUCK!!!!!
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BTCCtsotE8 months ago
downside?
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Ugly Prince9 years ago
Why did you just make the entire story again?
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RandomlyWeirdXD10 years ago
Just wear gloves, easy fix
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LilacDream7 years ago
Wait anything I touch that dose mean someone could not touch me!
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Joakimkas9 years ago
Gloves?rn
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Skittles_Forever3 years ago
Imagine being blind
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Morpho9 years ago
but the gloves will turn to gold if you use them to eat
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Faith Danielle Owens12 years ago
trick question... it said ANYthing not EVERYthing
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thx7 years ago
Ever heard of Midas? You couldn't even drink. You would die.
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Der echte Kirito9 years ago
sounds familiar ...
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DrWho360710 years ago
I know that's based off a myth, it didn't end well
Zetakarn9 years ago
Nah, in the end. The guy in the myth asked the gods for help and they told him to touch a river(i cant remember which) and wash the golden touch
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thelastbubbleblower8 years ago
food is more important than the land that grows it, no gold for me lol
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