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You are the ruler of a kingdom
but
anything you touch turns to gold
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SLENDERslayer1089 years ago
What if king midas never got to choose because his phone turned to gold?

dolphinlover6099 years ago
*touches air* argh! can't... breath... sorry everyone! D:

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
@ThePaulDude It does. "everything you touch". You are touching air right now.
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Ray Marc9 years ago
No downside! Wait no, my wife!! Yeah, totally a downside.

Lfcmichael966 years ago
Nah no downside there
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schwainer_schinkler4 years ago
hehe golderner preinis

Fab-Crab9 years ago
Midas Touch.

Snell59 years ago
Where gloves

MidorieTheReal5 years ago
Ouaip
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Trace Flax12 years ago
I got the Midas touch...

Dark224 years ago
u beat me to it :(
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
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Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
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TwIsTeDDeath9 years ago
I just won't use my hands to eat, no one can judge because I am a king

Spacedandy8 years ago
But you"re still touching it
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Awesomefreckles7 years ago
I touch my sister, problems no more also I sell her for ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

Foxhead337 years ago
Iโ€™m radiating with riches who cares I can just build more empires with my gold

P78 years ago
Me MIDAS!!!!!?? *Presses the button *

Fyrebow9 years ago
At least my boyfriend wont be able to cheat on me :D

Ben133459 years ago
Where gloves and if u want money u win

The Master Cat9 years ago
i will now... TOUCH THE GROUND!!!

cooldude78279 years ago
all on the planet will be gold

Thomaz P. de Figueiredo12 years ago
Think about peeing...

ImPressingThatButton4203 years ago
My dick! It"s FUCKING GOLD!
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Johnson Lo12 years ago
Goldmember

Azerwite2 years ago
Bruh that ref to austin power was lit๐Ÿ’€
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Joรƒยฃo Paulo12 years ago
Golden gloves...

Ian Mckinney12 years ago
i already heard this story

Zetakarn9 years ago
Its a greek myth

Petraklas7 years ago
so i rule a rich kingdom? whats the down side?

Ig888 years ago
I got a final exclamation everybody have you the Paul dude (logo emojo pillow)on every picture or most well let me tell you why Paul is a hacker and a Whiney bitch good bye

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, giving me a load agro isn't going to go you any good so just shut it, ok?

Uppercase0019 years ago
reminds me of some fricking story...

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
Woe betide you when it comes to wanking time

DannyNye9 years ago
What about when I touch myself?

Viktor Petkov12 years ago
Gloves

finnkid19 years ago
Gold gold. FUCK YOU

Colnor56410 years ago
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Heckrum4 years ago
yoooo midas touch

topazwolf919 years ago
no. i don't want to be king Midas

CatCult8 years ago
I'll just wear gloves they may be heavy but who cares

Aliceuh9 years ago
If you cant even make love this is stupide

Hapalochlaena Maculosa9 years ago
Gloves :P

HyruleBall8 years ago
Put on gloves

LeapingLink9 years ago
Oh I remember this story! The guy practically starved to death because he couldn't eat.

HarleyQuinn129 years ago
So you're king mitest

XavierAsad10 years ago
Do i turn air int gold? Or the earth im on or my clothes?

Jamenneel8 years ago
have fun starving to death

Markiplier The Dragon Mcalexander9 years ago
Well if I can turn anything to gold I can't eat without gloves........ OH GOD.... THAT WOULD SUCK!!!!!

BTCCtsotE8 months ago
downside?

Ugly Prince9 years ago
Why did you just make the entire story again?

RandomlyWeirdXD10 years ago
Just wear gloves, easy fix

LilacDream7 years ago
Wait anything I touch that dose mean someone could not touch me!

Joakimkas9 years ago
Gloves?rn

Skittles_Forever3 years ago
Imagine being blind

Morpho9 years ago
but the gloves will turn to gold if you use them to eat

Faith Danielle Owens12 years ago
trick question... it said ANYthing not EVERYthing

thx7 years ago
Ever heard of Midas? You couldn't even drink. You would die.

Der echte Kirito9 years ago
sounds familiar ...

DrWho360710 years ago
I know that's based off a myth, it didn't end well

Zetakarn9 years ago
Nah, in the end. The guy in the myth asked the gods for help and they told him to touch a river(i cant remember which) and wash the golden touch

thelastbubbleblower8 years ago
food is more important than the land that grows it, no gold for me lol
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