Will You Press The Button?

xXxBUTTONDESTROYERxXx 11 years ago

and after screaming just say"its just a prank bro"

Isaac25332 8 years ago

Bro

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ninjadino321 11 years ago

Im never getting married, im never having sex, im staying a virgin forever, and im gonna love every single minute of it.

meatloave last year

I'm thinking by now your acne has cleared up and your mom had you put on Ozempic so you're now not quite as obese and can get at least a partial blood flow to your dick...... But you still can't really get it up very well..... So it looks like it's another... [Show full comment]

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Cristy312 9 years ago

I hate sex.

imavirginnn 6 years ago

ace?

Helpingly 11 years ago

What's the downside?

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

Exactly

Jaythewolf12 5 years ago

its just roleplay.

ThVi-Is-The-Best-ship 7 years ago

WHAT IF THEY HAVE A MOMMY KINK?

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

probably why you only get to do it once...

electrogame 9 years ago

lol

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xXSkyKingXx 10 years ago

Role Playing?

Lusted21 8 years ago

Okay.... so foreplay could solve that

Supervictor27 11 years ago

Oh that means I can sex gays too?

Froppy 7 years ago

I don't Want Sex So

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

ducttape ur mouth problem solved

COVID-19 6 years ago

Ha.

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Mixmaster 8 years ago

One word: oral

fluffypow20912 9 years ago

ANYONE? Fuck yeah imma do it with an anime character yus.

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago

How do I do that when I'm gagged?

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

uwu

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Supervictor27 11 years ago

Who cares free sex

Michael Demiurgos 10 years ago

ironicly sex is never free. all women are whores. you just shower them with roses and free dinner instead of just handing them a 20

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I don't even ... I am dying of laughter right now

ape44 10 years ago

how did this even get passed

Lorik 11 years ago

Once again, the 'doesn't have to be a real person' clause comes into play. Deal. Might as well think of a person that's into that as a bonus.

Conan Junior Hatch 13 years ago

LMAO!!!

Yrahcaz 9 years ago

That"s hot XD

Ruski 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

STARGIRLGAMINGRPG 10 years ago

I mean it"s sex u can't turn it down it"s as if a girl were to say daddy lmao Adhd well be yours soon

Rofl47 11 years ago

WOW. Best one i've found. 10/10.

Sybau last year

I can have s#x with my mom

TheTrueMrSwag 11 months ago

Why tho...

Superstar57 10 years ago

lawl momomomomomomooooomomomomomomy nononojononononornfioahweuxfnq3478crby8oqx3b4fu8w4n8tcfq3byf is what youll hear next door

DovahkiinBitchX 11 years ago

Oooh no way, what the hell?

Iosue_Draco 6 years ago

Someone had a bad childhood

Vastelly 12 years ago

Then... I wouldn't climax and take it to the bathroom later?

TheBarbarians 9 years ago

Just never stop fucking

dosky1303 11 years ago

that would be arousing for my partner.. i think

SassySaiyan 9 years ago

Never specified whether or not it would be in your head.

Assassins creed121 11 years ago

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