Im never getting married, im never having sex, im staying a virgin forever, and im gonna love every single minute of it.
meatloave3 days ago
I'm thinking by now your acne has cleared up and your mom had you put on Ozempic so you're now not quite as obese and can get at least a partial blood flow to your dick...... But you still can't really get it up very well..... So it looks like it's another...[Show full comment]
I clicked yes even though I don't like sex but THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS
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BamtanJEM9 years ago
Silence is golden.
Duck tape is gray.
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NightVisions9 years ago
Rape a person,and always scream "mommy no!" I don't see the upside. Honestly get worried about the amount of people that want to fuck someone without consent.
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Tristan_combes10 years ago
If it means a night with Jennifer aniston hell yea
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patetohunter9 years ago
DUCKTAPE, the gift from heaven. Time to fuck
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That_One_Furry8 years ago
That"s a little past my bounds.
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stefenlovekate9 years ago
Hahahahaahah
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Eggy_Pai_China12 months ago
还好我不恋爱
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What-a-twist8 years ago
*mommy noooo!!!*.... worth▪_▪
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
I imagine Markimoo would press the button on this.
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JeffreyLegoMan10 years ago
Put duct tape on your mouth.
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asexual9 years ago
Why sex? Im asexual
I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago
I'm demisexual so it'd probably be pretty fucking hilarious for whoever I'm having sex with.
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LanceTheBrony11 years ago
This made my day. (I'm a terrible person.)
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Ultimate-Gohan7 years ago
Cover your mouth when you have sex
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Swiggity_swag8 years ago
Ddlg?
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IVAN CIPHER9 years ago
Ill just sayit in a tone that makes it sound like im talking dirty to her
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PrimeMordialGaming110410 years ago
Heh....
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PurpleDove6647 years ago
one word choker
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Phoenix~☆9 years ago
I say, just get some dat tape
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Retian Maleoria12 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.
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ifr3zyfellow9 years ago
i dontz get it just stop yourself from saying it some how
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Oldiron_796 months ago
Don't kinkshame me
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salem11138 years ago
I am a girl.. so no downside...
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Nordicwolf19636 years ago
Just muffle it with a pillow so they don't hear.
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GameSpate9 years ago
My girl is into that (she is aggressively dominant), so I'm used to it...
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CaptZone10 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCKrnrnrnrn
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JimmayMan9 years ago
um...
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Erudiite11 years ago
I'm asexual, sooo...
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YourBoyNaPalm7 years ago
Depends on who I’m doing it too, hard decision.
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Valerie C'estlaVie Mrtnz12 years ago
That's what that person sense of humor is for and your explanation
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