31359 (34%) 61855 (66%)
31359 (34%) people have pressed this button, while 61855 (66%) did not.
Everybody is your slave.
but
You must find and press this button once every hour. If you don't, a random person becomes everyone's master, and they then must follow these rules.
Next

Brackles 11 years ago
Just command a slave to constantly press the button. Win/win

WheresTheUpside 2 years ago
Then they would be your master dum dum
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Olaprelikov 11 years ago
Just get an auto clicker.

ccooffffee 3 years ago
Good idea.

Soapbutter 5 years ago
You could never sleep you would probably die

AnimeArmor 11 years ago
usse this link http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/8216

BartekTomasik 8 years ago
THANK YOU

Jeff Fischer 13 years ago
Sounds more like I'm a slave to the button.

Gamer_girl863 9 years ago
Yeah
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MaikHD2004 6 years ago
Just save the url and set a reminder to press it every hour

ESDESESESERDO 8 years ago
(adds this button to favourites) gg

Schplexus 6 years ago
Command 10,000 slaves to play this game and as soon as they"ve got this button they shall show you.

woofler studios 11 years ago
WTF who bloody wants to click the button for that its sounds like we have to be the buttons slave well to me it does anyone else feel that way

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago
Idk I just let the slaves go and let them have freedom anyway.

upsidehasdoensideandloopholes last year
Yeah slavery's bad I probably should've used different wording with this one sorry if I offended anyone. Have a good day!
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VirtualShyGuy 11 years ago
unlike a lot of people on the internet, I have empathy

RedButtonsAreFunToPress 8 years ago
FINALLY, SOMEONE!!!!
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Zan 9 years ago
i choose humanity

Cderr 9 years ago
I would leave the button to see hiw fucked up the next person is

Tricky 10 years ago
I have to sleep. Over an hour passed. The people who pressed the button are idiots

jkmc1205 10 years ago
You don't have to be a horrible slave master.

Golira123 11 years ago
I have The app.

WingedAngel 10 years ago
I will make my slaves find the botton for me. Or I'll make a website, just for this button. Then I will make my crush, his name is Joseph, be my special slave. And I shall call him master.

sexyeggwithglasses 11 years ago
bookmark it...? or create this question over and over

SabreRulez 8 years ago
Shut! FUCK ME

SabreRulez 8 years ago
God damnit stupid dictionary

James13 11 years ago
It would be a semi horrible world if I was leader

shitfarter 2 years ago
i love women

LolerImawsome 11 years ago
just take it with you HEY IT DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD PUT SOMETHING HEAVY ONE IT OR MAKE A MACHINE POWERED BY AIR AND MAKES AIR THAT NEVER LOCKS UP AND PUSHES THE BUTTIN EVER 10 SECONDS

Chez3 9 years ago
Take the button with you everywhere.

Everywhenify 11 years ago
So basically no sleep ever.

LeahStCroix143 10 years ago
Doesn't mean I have to do what the button says

Firecobra25946 9 years ago
Give Dem cookies!!!!!!

Metal4good 12 years ago
Just copy the URL and past it in your browser.

NerdyTurtle 10 years ago
Have a slave press the button DUH

rebot449 11 years ago
We can just press the button on a loop.

Hellooooo 11 years ago
Could you not just have a link to this page then just go here every hour izi

UncertainStingray 8 years ago
I'm alright being a slave for two reasons. One, aren't we already slaves to society? And two, there"s nothing that says you have to OBEY your master. ;)

Ramrodio 11 years ago
Question number 8216. Also, I can just make my slaves find it for me.

MercedesSpencer 10 years ago
this seems fun

TheDarkOverlord001 11 years ago
Slavery is wrong kids.

takahashi01 9 years ago
Yes but does the person khnow, that he has to press the button? If not, then this will be fun!

Loltastic1233 11 years ago
NO I WOULD NOT DO THAT!

Rem-chan 10 years ago
Well..... Ich no wanna slave having, yu know?

loonarian 4 months ago
all the goyim are already cattle

heehee 12 years ago
Who the hell wants that? Guess I would press the button, use its power to end capitalism (and money... and dictatorship and so on), create a better system, let people vote and decide about everything concerning their needs and wishes, try to teach them sol... [Show full comment]

SpamtonG.Spamton 10 years ago
that's just stupid

miningbirdcon42 11 years ago
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FrederickJhYih 7 years ago
What a kidnap... I can see someone naïve really doing that until God knows when→∆→

noobit_ 11 years ago
thats terrible starting by slaves

andrewls671 9 years ago
Build a contraption on the button to automatically press it every 50 minutes.

Zombi E. Raul 13 years ago
I can push the button... forever..

YoniGonzalezVandeVen 8 years ago
Not saying that slave are you but comment some to take your finger and press it on the vutton so you can keep sleeping

AaronBataeff 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Takokat 10 years ago
Keep button pressing, or make a slave do it #logic

Tricky 10 years ago
Then the slave did it, not you. He will become the new master. #idiot logic

MYNAMEISJEFF!!! 11 years ago
Seriously if you clicked the button you are ROOD

Yanas \\"Hop off mah Jock\\" Boiyon 10 years ago
Id press the button. Break ALL of the laws to the point where my body is deteriorating and then on my last hour id go on a killing spree then when time is about to run out ill press the nuke button, yell "IM SORRY!!!" Then off myself immediately. And i mean EVERY law. Come at me, bitches.
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