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Have the greatest girlfriend/boyfriend ever
but
you can never have sex with him/her
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Leogon9 years ago
No say nothing about no sex if you married with that person so...

GangsternauwL8 years ago
You sir are a genius

AVeryCleverUsername8 years ago
It"s actually kind of disturbing the number of people who would turn this down. Someone you have for whenever you are at your lowest to be there for you, someone to love you unconditionally and make you feel like you"re worth it- just without sex. This cou...[Show full comment]

Thesatan4 years ago
Fuck u
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MetroidJunkie11 years ago
There are more important things than sex, a relationship can survive without it.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice11 months ago
That Message is deep. But we need to discuss the banana price
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ClareWhite9 years ago
I'm asexual, so... (smash button)

RomanGriffin4 years ago
Doesn't say we can't have sex with anyone else

YoloYester4 years ago
Your GF will remember that.

SacaenGeorge11 years ago
Asexuality is a beautiful thing.

Natashar19 years ago
I don't like people touching me anyway

Drakky9 years ago
I'd be okay with masturbation.

TeddyBear10 years ago
I'm asexual, so the greatest girlfriend for me doesn't want sex anyway.

Onitmate7 years ago
Y need sex?

bernardino bossness9 years ago
im fucking 11

Jamenneel8 years ago
11 what

00CobraGamer009 years ago
Dude I'm like Fucking 9

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
I was 9 and knew all curse words in english AND hungarian!!! "Bassza meg"
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fitetoon9 years ago
Eh I'm aro and practically ace so i mean

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Me too!!

Alex12 years ago
I don't care about sex, so...

womenhater13 years ago
virgin
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Potato_cat_man10 years ago
Can we masterbate together?

Jaggathar8 years ago
No, sadly. But you CAN masturbate with each other.

DatBerry9 years ago
Relationships are about having sex you can have the best boyfriend and have the best life without having kids

Oscar Shammary12 years ago
Im asexual lol

annabethchase047 years ago
WeirdGirl it means they don't experience sexual attraction
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RivenMain8 years ago
Greatest ever... like... EVER. That"d make her rich, famous, hot, loyal, at that point who cares about sex.

YoloYester4 years ago
You, my friend, are truly a man of culture.

Daniel Silverstein12 years ago
But when they become a spouse...

JasonWrone7 years ago
It says EVER so even if you do get married you still cant
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ClareWhite9 years ago
Downside?

copycathippo019 years ago
Just want till you married like your supposed too or just fuck someone else your boy/girlfriend won't care cause there the best

sandre9 years ago
Hmmm how should i respond

WickedAssBeast9 years ago
NO JUST NO NO SEX NO FUN

birdDemon9 years ago
Already got the best bf

camitho9 years ago
This is... so??? easy?????? wtf lol

nerdyhailey9 years ago
Wow... that's wildly inappropriate...

Vanverd9 years ago
Adopt there hundreds of thousands of homeless parentless children

Asersw9 years ago
NO. I mean that's a needed thing

Codster1779 years ago
It Didn't say that when I married her I can have sex.

Naxremmus9 years ago
IF YOU READ THIS YOU WILL BE LOVED BY YOUR CRUSH rnFIRST SAY YOUR CRUSH'S NAME. THEN SAY LOVE ME. THEN TOMORROW HE/SHE WILL CONESS LOVE. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 5 GROUPS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. IF YOU DON'T COPY AND PASTE YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP. 

Grill_bish4 years ago
Yer no

DangerFuzionx9 years ago
I'm just 10 and i have dated a hot girl

lovey8269 years ago
chama, so are u, stupid*
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Mistletine9 years ago
I already have the most amazing man in my life :p

itdepends9 years ago
i'm okay with that lol :D

kjmn1999 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Master Buttoner9 years ago
I already have the best gf ever xD

Laineyp9 years ago
That's just weird

dkeene9 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooo

JHONCENA!!!!9 years ago
NOPE

XaynrCorn9 years ago
Fuck that

Gldgood10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Don't_Read_those_Comments10 years ago
Those are some awful comments down there! scroll up now!

ELZEE99910 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SuperSoakThis10 years ago
If she is the greatest, she would let me sex it up with other people since I can't with her. OR OR OR MAYBE SINCE I CANT WITH HER... SHE STILL COULD WITH ME.

Randomgal905010 years ago
Fine by me! I wanna adopt, anyway!

CorruptedDNA 10 years ago
There are other things you can do. Sex isn't everything.

zombiekiller56810 years ago
I already have the greatest girlfriend

nathalia10 years ago
What's the fucking point?

Toelicker69last year
kill yourself

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago
Dirty kiss. Problem solved. And anyway, sex is not everything.

Nix10 years ago
What's the point of having a girlfriend/boyfriend if you can't have sex?

It8 years ago
I feel very sorry for you, Nix. I legitimately feel sorry for you. News flash: Sex isn't everything in a relationship. The hamburger has spoken.
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Crazycanine 11 years ago
If we were to get married, there's always adoption if we wanted kids. I would know, my brother's adopted.
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