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42359 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 56671 (57%) did not.
You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
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jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee 9 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb 5 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh 11 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive666 9 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie 9 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone 2 years ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Stefanie Hill 13 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Aguydude 9 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu 2 years ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Creepy lol

Useful_PotatO 8 years ago
I work alone.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention 9 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee2 9 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ127 10 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci 13 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF 9 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson 13 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life 11 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Taylor Converse 13 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame 10 years ago
Bitter are you?
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MrMadPig 11 years ago
Don't want my Mum to die

BillyKing 9 years ago
That"s a no. Batman sucks

BlazeSaber 11 years ago
i don't like batman

Disturbed_silence 10 years ago
OMG really I might as well change my name to Bruce Wayne and invest in a multi million dollar company and while I'm at it I'll make a couple of movies about it fuck up all the time line and hey I might as well fight one of my members In the justice league ... [Show full comment]

Canuckofsussy 5 years ago
Real

deathice25 10 years ago
Same as my life, the only difference is I'm Batman

FiberSIlkington 11 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡ °)

shanechan 11 years ago
ain't that what made batman

ButtonPresser420 7 years ago
Who cares i could just buy parents

Bogster13 11 years ago
So batman

MrMadPig 11 years ago
Batman

Paperstuffandcats 8 years ago
Im a kid. Please this is heartbreaking

karuroshikun 11 years ago
No daddy noo, oh wait, i'm rich

hakusnow 10 years ago
Whats the downside to this?

Buzzy 9 years ago
So my parents die and in return I get a costume from target and some cool equipment?

Genuine 11 years ago
Never wanted to be Batman.

Oldiron_79 10 years ago
Mine already are, so why not

Melanie Haddow 13 years ago
idc im batman

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twosted

Sweetpapi 11 years ago
C unt

br3nt 11 years ago
i f**king love my parents...especialy my dad

gamergirluwu 6 years ago
thats the plot

LIGHTS 11 years ago
Batman's parents are dead anyway so.........

Bolt55655 9 years ago
why would 51% not press it your be a billionaire

alexelmi 11 years ago
im batman!!!! nananannananananannananananna batmaaann!!!

Mr maker 11 years ago
Many thanks for all of, and the rest. I have to

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Eh. Not really a fan of Batman

Helena._.Dragneel 12 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT. I AM BATMAN.

Payton Pratt 11 years ago
Contradicting, his parents are already dead

Johto Trainer 10 years ago
*Button has been broken from being pressed too many times violentyl*

Bryan Rowland 13 years ago
i'm anti-batman "evil batman"

Rice Cake Man 11 years ago
Sorry. I'm one of the few people that like my parents.

Mowper 9 years ago
same dilemma twice in a row XD

smoker 11 years ago
i mean if u are 94 pretty sure they aledy are dead

RamdomGuyOnTheInternet 5 years ago
Yes thats just.. batman dude.
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