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You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
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jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee8 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb3 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh9 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive6668 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie8 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone7 months ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Aguydude8 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu5 months ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY9 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame8 years ago
Creepy lol

Stefanie Hill12 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Useful_PotatO7 years ago
I work alone.

ST3ALTHY9 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention8 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI4 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee28 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ1279 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci12 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF7 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson12 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life9 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Taylor Converse12 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame8 years ago
Bitter are you?
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SF1NX CZ9 years ago
Whet \\\\(._. )/?

FuckedUpCat4 months ago
I’m Batman. I live in the shadows… justice…

Kierbonic 9 years ago
If I was batman my parents would be already dead

RedstoneHair7 years ago
I'm batman...... Noo I love my mommy

kpopluver1010 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Fusion_G0st4 years ago
I'm just batman or superman or spiderman or luke cage. Jesus Christ so many heroes lose their parents

Dfender10 years ago
17313 people killed their parents to be batman, have his life, his town, all the problems of Arkham... NAhhhhh

Suzanne9188 years ago
I don't want both.

alexelmi10 years ago
im batman!!!! nananannananananannananananna batmaaann!!!

MegaManFanDan9 years ago
Well, yeah that's implied in the fact that you are Batman, because Batman wouldn't be Batman if his parents weren't dead.

Thomas6669 years ago
I don't wanna be bat man??

Ruder910 years ago
That's already kinda how it works...

23george326 years ago
This is basically being batman.

CONSTANTPWN10 years ago
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masterminer1769 years ago
I don't even know about batman!

HussainRaza7 years ago
Superman is better

coolkid081410 years ago
Solo... I'm batman

dickface696969696999 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Leonarose Fisher12 years ago
batman tho

TurfyMink10 years ago
So technically you are batman completely

Lyurskanen9 years ago
MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAAD!!!

Aiden641last year
I can revive my parents

rynothedino9 years ago
screw them

adamadam9 years ago
no wonder BATMAN HAS NO PARENTS

Pie_Number_45 years ago
A Lose-lose scenario

Karsh10 years ago
I don't like Batman anyway.

RachelE088 years ago
Hate batman, love my parents

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser10 years ago
I DONT CARR

MyNameIsJeff12347 years ago
batman is batman cuz he"s is rich and his parents are already dead, so there is no downside

fangseus10 years ago
No shit.

10skin9 years ago
Batman's parents are dead

AlmondeClorox9 years ago
I'll press the button if I can be Saitama lol

Xanderknight449 years ago
Well to be batman your parents have to be dead....thats why he's batman....

Hayley Seragaki12 years ago
DEAN.

Cutie cooler gamer9 years ago
Ok with this Lol
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