41699 (43%) 55420 (57%)
41699 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 55420 (57%) did not.
You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
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jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee8 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb3 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh9 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive6668 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie8 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone7 months ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Aguydude8 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu5 months ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY9 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame8 years ago
Creepy lol

Stefanie Hill12 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Useful_PotatO7 years ago
I work alone.

ST3ALTHY9 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention8 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI4 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee28 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ1279 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci12 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF7 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson12 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life9 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Taylor Converse12 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame8 years ago
Bitter are you?
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MrMadPig 9 years ago
Batman

Paperstuffandcats7 years ago
Im a kid. Please this is heartbreaking

karuroshikun10 years ago
No daddy noo, oh wait, i'm rich

hakusnow9 years ago
Whats the downside to this?

Buzzy8 years ago
So my parents die and in return I get a costume from target and some cool equipment?

Genuine10 years ago
Never wanted to be Batman.

Oldiron_799 years ago
Mine already are, so why not

Melanie Haddow12 years ago
idc im batman

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago
Thats so evil and twosted

Sweetpapi9 years ago
C unt

br3nt9 years ago
i f**king love my parents...especialy my dad

gamergirluwu4 years ago
thats the plot

LIGHTS10 years ago
Batman's parents are dead anyway so.........

Bolt556558 years ago
why would 51% not press it your be a billionaire

alexelmi10 years ago
im batman!!!! nananannananananannananananna batmaaann!!!

Mr maker10 years ago
Many thanks for all of, and the rest. I have to

DontPressButton9 years ago
Eh. Not really a fan of Batman

Helena._.Dragneel11 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT. I AM BATMAN.

Payton Pratt9 years ago
Contradicting, his parents are already dead

Johto Trainer9 years ago
*Button has been broken from being pressed too many times violentyl*

Bryan Rowland12 years ago
i'm anti-batman "evil batman"

Rice Cake Man9 years ago
Sorry. I'm one of the few people that like my parents.

Mowper7 years ago
same dilemma twice in a row XD

smoker10 years ago
i mean if u are 94 pretty sure they aledy are dead

RamdomGuyOnTheInternet3 years ago
Yes thats just.. batman dude.

Fatmanchoche10 years ago
DONE IT AREADY :`V

Jagerbaumbastic10 years ago
I'M BATMAAAAAAAAN!!!!

XxDiamondxX9 years ago
Cyclone- You need your parents or you will become lonely and would not have the stuff you have today so... Think about what you saif, your parents love and care for you and if they didn't you would probably be in a foster home or be in adoption right now s...[Show full comment]

so.phantastic10 years ago
Whats the downside??

Obsidianleaf8 years ago
But I'm still Batman though

scheuerman10 years ago
Can't I press more than once, or just slam the button?

piranha9 years ago
batman sucks

Kira_ZaDusto5 years ago
Sounds logic lmao

Dr. Ideas9 years ago
Who needs parents when you have money?

Cosmo Bown12 years ago
Well no...
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