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You are batman
but
Your parents are dead
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jrvdhehwjfncjyiejMcGee8 years ago
so my parent died twice?

BiryaniBomb3 years ago
im sorry

AssembleBitchh9 years ago
I'm already Batman

SatanIsAlive6667 years ago
Excuse me, he"s obviously Loki in disguise
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SnowaWolfie8 years ago
I love my parents and being Batman is boring all u have is gadgets so whats the point?

IdkImSomeone6 months ago
Bruce Wayne IS batman
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Aguydude8 years ago
Who needs parents anyway, right?!

dadjwafhagfhagsfyu3 months ago
嗨兄弟,你怎么了🙃

ST3ALTHY8 years ago
YES I LOVE BATSY

AstralFlame8 years ago
Creepy lol

Useful_PotatO7 years ago
I work alone.

Stefanie Hill12 years ago
So... I'm just Batman?

RafaelIscool7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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ST3ALTHY8 years ago
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC OBVIOULSY

TheMultimention8 years ago
I just pressed this for 1 reason and that reason is not what you would expect it to be.

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago
maybe you already don't have parents
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DarkEevee28 years ago
Im Batman. 😬

DomZ1279 years ago
Batmans parents ARE dead

Nick Talucci12 years ago
Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!

AF7 years ago
That"s rubbish!!! Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
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Col Anderson12 years ago
I'M BATMAN! SWEAR TO ME!

Werewolves4Life9 years ago
Swear to you? Okay...FUCK YOU.

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.

AstralFlame8 years ago
Bitter are you?
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Taylor Converse12 years ago
how could i be batman if they WERENT?

ZEPRELEN8 years ago
So... Like life is strange?

randompanda360010 years ago
being batman comes with haveing no perents as batmn has no parents so yer sure, even though i love my parens

Grimlon9 years ago
batmans parents ARE dead anyway

BeanstheKingBeetle9 months ago
literally batman

IdkImSomeone6 months ago
Exactly

BIGDOG5720049 years ago
Who cares im bat man

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

LilmanMarcell7 years ago
Ok won’t
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Oldiron_795 years ago
Already are so no downside

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX9 years ago
No way

psycho_squirrel10 years ago
No downside for me. IGN rating 1/10

Vanlalrova337 years ago
Batman has no parents

DoggiePressedTheButton9 years ago
Being Batman Is Dangerous,You Could Be Risking your Life every day, And it didn't say anything about having his Fighting skills So Your Basiclly F*cked

Kidra8 years ago
Batman's lifestyle is too intense for me anyway. Why would I want to become a guy without superpowers?

Helena._.Dragneel11 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT. I AM BATMAN.

tawfeeq9 years ago
His parents are already dead

Kayza06 9 years ago
Duh i h8 my parents SO WIN WIN FOR ME YES!!!!!!!!

CODEX078 years ago
That"s sad

FeltyOne9 years ago
i'm supa rich handsome and lonely

SquidSquid037 years ago
But I love my mommy and daddy!

Mr. Stone9 years ago
Im already batman

Canuckofsussy4 years ago
Real

MrMadPig 9 years ago
Don't want my Mum to die

BillyKing8 years ago
That"s a no. Batman sucks

BlazeSaber10 years ago
i don't like batman

Disturbed_silence 9 years ago
OMG really I might as well change my name to Bruce Wayne and invest in a multi million dollar company and while I'm at it I'll make a couple of movies about it fuck up all the time line and hey I might as well fight one of my members In the justice league ...[Show full comment]

deathice258 years ago
Same as my life, the only difference is I'm Batman

FiberSIlkington10 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡ °)

shanechan9 years ago
ain't that what made batman

ButtonPresser4205 years ago
Who cares i could just buy parents

Bogster139 years ago
So batman

MrMadPig 9 years ago
Batman

Paperstuffandcats7 years ago
Im a kid. Please this is heartbreaking

karuroshikun9 years ago
No daddy noo, oh wait, i'm rich

hakusnow9 years ago
Whats the downside to this?

Buzzy7 years ago
So my parents die and in return I get a costume from target and some cool equipment?

Genuine9 years ago
Never wanted to be Batman.

Oldiron_799 years ago
Mine already are, so why not
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