Can I just keep my parents, but not be very connected to them until later years, thus becoming IRONMAN!!!
AF7 years ago
That"s rubbish!!!
Iron man"s patents were killed on December 16th, 1991 by the winter soldier (I nearly wrote Bucky, but it wasn't the real him. It was what Hydra made him be).
I prefer Marvel anyway. Call me when I can be a super powered mutant and get to have sex with Gambit and make him forget all about that two bit tramp, Rogue.
being batman comes with haveing no perents as batmn has no parents so yer sure, even though i love my parens
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Grimlon9 years ago
batmans parents ARE dead anyway
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BeanstheKingBeetle9 months ago
literally batman
IdkImSomeone6 months ago
Exactly
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BIGDOG5720049 years ago
Who cares im bat man
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(*_*)9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Being Batman Is Dangerous,You Could Be Risking your Life every day, And it didn't say anything about having his Fighting skills So Your Basiclly F*cked
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Kidra8 years ago
Batman's lifestyle is too intense for me anyway. Why would I want to become a guy without superpowers?
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Helena._.Dragneel11 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT. I AM BATMAN.
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tawfeeq9 years ago
His parents are already dead
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Kayza06 9 years ago
Duh i h8 my parents SO WIN WIN FOR ME YES!!!!!!!!
CODEX078 years ago
That"s sad
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FeltyOne9 years ago
i'm supa rich handsome and lonely
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SquidSquid037 years ago
But I love my mommy and daddy!
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Mr. Stone9 years ago
Im already batman
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Canuckofsussy4 years ago
Real
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MrMadPig 9 years ago
Don't want my Mum to die
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BillyKing8 years ago
That"s a no. Batman sucks
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BlazeSaber10 years ago
i don't like batman
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Disturbed_silence 9 years ago
OMG really I might as well change my name to Bruce Wayne and invest in a multi million dollar company and while I'm at it I'll make a couple of movies about it fuck up all the time line and hey I might as well fight one of my members In the justice league ...[Show full comment]
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deathice258 years ago
Same as my life, the only difference is I'm Batman
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FiberSIlkington10 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡ °)
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shanechan9 years ago
ain't that what made batman
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ButtonPresser4205 years ago
Who cares i could just buy parents
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Bogster139 years ago
So batman
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MrMadPig 9 years ago
Batman
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Paperstuffandcats7 years ago
Im a kid. Please this is heartbreaking
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karuroshikun9 years ago
No daddy noo, oh wait, i'm rich
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hakusnow9 years ago
Whats the downside to this?
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Buzzy7 years ago
So my parents die and in return I get a costume from target and some cool equipment?
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