Sleep with an attractive woman every night
but
You have no knees
I will not


Ursula9 years ago
I already do sleep with an attractive woman every night, the attractive woman is me. (;

YourLadCarson7 years ago
Me too :)
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
WHY MUST YOU ALL TAKE MY KNEES

JustinRay8 years ago
Replace your knees with metal... Problem solved.

Nerdish Person9 years ago
70% of the people here are girls

Bacon45672 years ago
Shut up tricky
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Javongod3 years ago
Nope I need my knees support thank but no thank 🙁

Ryleerk1018 years ago
I already do sleep with an attractive woman every night. Myself.

TheKitsuneKid8 years ago
That"s the wrong your, and stop being a d!ck for no reason.
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AssHar8 years ago
Can't take arrow in the knee if you don't have a knee

Jenny Golder12 years ago
1. I'm a woman. 2. I don't know about you but I like my knees thank you very much.

Idiottoast3 years ago
Get prosthetics
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XxUniquexX9 years ago
I'm a woman... If i was a man, I would choose to have my knees.

TheKitsuneKid8 years ago
You fuck off, henry! You seem to just have gone down this comment section and been as much of a dick as possible!
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Fierceclaws7 years ago
oh fuck what if it"s your mom

ARandomCRINGYperson7 years ago
Do you still sleep with ur mom too?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago
Everyone saying "But I'm a girl!" to this is wrong. what you mean is "I'm straight" Understood? good.

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

NHLic8 years ago
I'm really sorry Mr.FuckingBrainlessKid, but I'm a fucking gay you little shitty fucktard.

Harmonyx8 years ago
Eeeeeh, gay here?

Megadick8 years ago
Die scum

TopTen1018 years ago
What kind of question is this??

HeleneSovig8 years ago
I like my knees and prefer men, sorry. Also sex is an f*ing chore.

Lucas Greenslade12 years ago
Had to drop a gender-specific noun, didn't ya?

SinonMercer7 years ago
Just fucking press no and move on with your life.
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Xx_Maddie_Meow_xX9 years ago
I very much am a woman. I may be a bit bi but meh. I like my knees very much. Losing your knees means losing your whole leg, so how would you be able to go out and find an attractive woman? BOOM GET REKT!

HenryWong1228 years ago
NO ONE CARES!

RGProductions9 years ago
wtf???

JaxonCooper8 years ago
I used to be lonely like you, and then i lost both ma knees

PrimedWolf10 years ago
No knees would affect you that much

ThugLife4049 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you until i took arrow in the knee

Clovislast year
Aroace Friends :)

the great one9 years ago
I don't want either of them 👺

charavsfrisk9 years ago
OK so I'm a girl and I need my knees to be walk thank you very MUCH

HenryWong1228 years ago
No one cares.

me245964 years ago
hmm, being a bisexual, im tempted-

TheRedFoenix :39 years ago
Fuck the knees

Topazeswontpressthebutton8 years ago
My username says it all.

Joe Brandaleone12 years ago
So do you lose everything under your legs completely, or are just some kind of knee-less monster?

TheCatWizard7 years ago
*insert Skyrim joke*

MeleeMaster899 years ago
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killstien8 years ago
Sexist to the Fucking max as im a bi-sexual so i love both

hatgirl52529 years ago
1. I'm a strait female (not discriminating against gay people) 2. I like my knees, thanks 3. Nonononononononononono!

HenryWong1228 years ago
No one cares.

ButteryWings9 years ago
get prosthetics

ImNotAFish8 years ago
Did the science kid has no knees...

theB0ssy110 years ago
Haha, I'm imagining a bunch a guys with chopstick legs just waddling

demutrudu8 years ago
Now i can't walk. dang arrows. now i will have to become a guard

Augie Coker12 years ago
Uh sure... Ill just stay in bed all day

Stanley Blaskiewicz8 years ago
I prefer men, and I enjoy having knees.

BobsMcGee9 years ago
I have wooden legs like a pirate then?

TheBronzeCannon4 years ago
Who needs knees

John Cena do do do do do do do do9 years ago
metal knees

jacked.bill9 years ago
i have no knees already

ARandomCRINGYperson7 years ago
If I don't get to fuck, I'm out.

Kitty._.kool9 years ago
But i am a girl and not a lesbian so upside?

HenryWong1228 years ago
No one cares.

PigLexGames9 years ago
Arrow to the knee

Xtremis8 years ago
Hcujsuhxjxi

JustALonelyPenguin10 years ago
Sorry, but I want to be a normal girl with normal knees

HenryWong1228 years ago
No one cares.

Arceus3129 years ago
so you just have pencils for legs? da fuck?

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
guns for hands just went through my bead but it was pencils for legs

Niggakiller5 months ago
For me this already???

Zacary9 years ago
*people with no legs laughing*
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