Sleep with an attractive woman every night
but
You have no knees
I will not


Ursula9 years ago
I already do sleep with an attractive woman every night, the attractive woman is me. (;

YourLadCarson7 years ago
Me too :)
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
WHY MUST YOU ALL TAKE MY KNEES

JustinRay8 years ago
Replace your knees with metal... Problem solved.

Nerdish Person9 years ago
70% of the people here are girls

Bacon45672 years ago
Shut up tricky
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Javongod3 years ago
Nope I need my knees support thank but no thank 🙁

Ryleerk1018 years ago
I already do sleep with an attractive woman every night. Myself.

TheKitsuneKid8 years ago
That"s the wrong your, and stop being a d!ck for no reason.
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AssHar8 years ago
Can't take arrow in the knee if you don't have a knee

Jenny Golder12 years ago
1. I'm a woman. 2. I don't know about you but I like my knees thank you very much.

Idiottoast3 years ago
Get prosthetics
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XxUniquexX9 years ago
I'm a woman... If i was a man, I would choose to have my knees.

TheKitsuneKid8 years ago
You fuck off, henry! You seem to just have gone down this comment section and been as much of a dick as possible!
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Fierceclaws7 years ago
oh fuck what if it"s your mom

ARandomCRINGYperson7 years ago
Do you still sleep with ur mom too?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago
Everyone saying "But I'm a girl!" to this is wrong. what you mean is "I'm straight" Understood? good.

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

NHLic8 years ago
I'm really sorry Mr.FuckingBrainlessKid, but I'm a fucking gay you little shitty fucktard.

Harmonyx8 years ago
Eeeeeh, gay here?

Megadick8 years ago
Die scum

TopTen1018 years ago
What kind of question is this??

HeleneSovig8 years ago
I like my knees and prefer men, sorry. Also sex is an f*ing chore.

Lucas Greenslade12 years ago
Had to drop a gender-specific noun, didn't ya?

SinonMercer7 years ago
Just fucking press no and move on with your life.
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Xx_Maddie_Meow_xX9 years ago
I very much am a woman. I may be a bit bi but meh. I like my knees very much. Losing your knees means losing your whole leg, so how would you be able to go out and find an attractive woman? BOOM GET REKT!

HenryWong1228 years ago
NO ONE CARES!

RGProductions9 years ago
wtf???

jacked.bill9 years ago
i have no knees already

ARandomCRINGYperson7 years ago
If I don't get to fuck, I'm out.

Kitty._.kool10 years ago
But i am a girl and not a lesbian so upside?

HenryWong1228 years ago
No one cares.

PigLexGames9 years ago
Arrow to the knee

Xtremis8 years ago
Hcujsuhxjxi

JustALonelyPenguin10 years ago
Sorry, but I want to be a normal girl with normal knees

HenryWong1228 years ago
No one cares.

Arceus3129 years ago
so you just have pencils for legs? da fuck?

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
guns for hands just went through my bead but it was pencils for legs

Niggakiller6 months ago
For me this already???

Zacary9 years ago
*people with no legs laughing*

Daria Michałowska12 years ago
Pick up an attractive woman on your own and form a relationship with her -> keep your knees. Silly.

vovan9 years ago
Hey i know idea em not i dont

Hyltran4 years ago
I already sleep with an attractive woman every night. And if a didn’t well I think my knees are worth moor then a good sex life.

Vincee059410 years ago
as a baby you dont have knees so why should i need them

Lubiuxio8 years ago
Get prosthetics

Hamilfangirl017 years ago
1. I am an attractive woman. 2. I am dating an attractive woman. 3. I actually am very attached to my knees, so no thank you

Jams10 years ago
I'm pretty sure within my long chain of pushing buttons, I've gained the ability to shapeshift. So... heh.... I could just give me my knees back. ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

robbazviking 219 years ago
i used to be a harem king like you until i took an arrow to the knee i'm still a harem king too

jameskh10 years ago
so ur saying no knees = no life ? xD she can do all the work <3

Snowfrost9189 years ago
What if you have a knee fetish?

blazeit9 years ago
did you mean lieutenant dan?

roflcopters8 years ago
doesnt say you would still have most of your legs so basically my feet would be floating

Ckelers3 years ago
Ну без колен будет очень плохо и неудобно. И лучше добиться всего самому

Jaeha9 years ago
Just get metal knees.

Keori11 years ago
fuck it. no downside. get woman + perfect the pencil walk.

BonkBoi5 years ago
I am the lorax, I sleep with the trees, I have sex every night, but I have no knees.

daBruh10 years ago
How, you can't go back and forth

CrackedOreo8 years ago
Define attractive

InfernoCop9 years ago
FUCK KNEES I DON'T OWE THEM SHIT

TCETube9 years ago
Its worth the wheel chair

Xeventis9 years ago
well the worst thing is that im training football. just no, thanks

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
1. dont want to sleep with anyone. i want my bed to MYSELF. 2. i like my knees, thank you very much.

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CMHammond9 years ago
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