You can play guitar better than Eddie Van Halen
but
Every time you play a song on the guitar, someone catches the black plague.
I will not

bronie_guy 11 years ago
*wears black robe and constantle plays guitar* IM DEATH

illuminatiunconfirmed 7 years ago
I am now become death; the destroyer of worlds
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Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
this is interesting. if it's someone in a radius, i can play for politicians.

anonymousish 9 years ago
But how would that change anything? It says someone, not a person closest to you.
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Ghost_Rider 6 years ago
*Aggressively begins strumming

Doodle128 4 years ago
But a cure exists

gamandy 2 years ago
not a perfect one and people could spread it before they knew

krakel 11 years ago
Just don´t play guitar, play Ukulele or Banjo and you´re safe. It´ll be little to no effort to retrain from guitar to similar string instruments.

Papagarry 8 years ago
Bet yo ass imma kill some people

Layton Hill Snover III 13 years ago
There's a cure for that now.

takahashi01 8 years ago
To be honest, it only was that bad in the middle ages, because of poor hygene and extremly bad medicin
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Trixie 5 years ago
There’s literally a pill to cure it dingbats.

Alice_The_Wherewolf 6 years ago
theres a curefor that

Ye_boi_marcus 8 years ago
That means your playing is bad

Thisislit 8 years ago
You"re *

MP47 11 years ago
I dont even care about other people.I JUST CARE ABOUT MEEEE ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
Valid question @EclipseTDS
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diegunguyman 10 years ago
some of you are so f****** rude and cruel!!!

Osomatsu-Khonjin 9 years ago
There"s a cure for the black plague nowadays and the question doesn't say that the cure can't be used

The Nightingjay 10 years ago
Do you know how contagious that is?

TheRealHville 8 years ago
Search up, "Black Plauge" on google.

nanobananobot 11 years ago
That someone could already be dead. BOOM

Orbit shock 11 years ago
I DONT CARE ABOUT GUITAR

RPGMASTER21 11 years ago
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DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
Spam
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ZaneP 13 years ago
Modern medicine+guitar+me= profit

Autumn Sabisch 13 years ago
I'ld transfer my skills to the bass.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
Smart man! I like you!

Pedwpie 11 years ago
Iam better so Yeah

yolo 11 years ago
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RandomAsshole 9 years ago
Yes, shred all day, invest in biomed

George Charles 13 years ago
That's metal as fuck

Propresser69 9 years ago
i play keyboard [piano] so playing guitar doesnt matter to me.

Ryfordays21 10 years ago
There is a cure

voituhluri 10 years ago
Yes, they would go to hospital for fix. There is a reason why the plague isn't plague anymore and cannot be. I would just rock the world.

XxtoybonnyxX 11 years ago
Yaaaaaa no.

thecoldforest 12 years ago
It's curable now with a significant survival rate.

Tautauchev7 9 years ago
Could be someone I hate.

usoutlaw 10 years ago
well then ill just have to play the electric mandolin (real thing) or you know any other sting instrument

joshua2004 11 years ago
one person gets black plague EVERYONE GETS BLACK PLAGUE. oh wait...theres a cure?

Rct3 2 years ago
Literally no downsides with antibiotics lmao.

Nikola Mitic 13 years ago
7 Billion people on earth, i don't give a fuck, let's play some guitar.

meldowa 11 years ago
Lol the plague is curable now actually so ok!

kindertak 6 years ago
That has cure nos

DrSykk 10 years ago
I'm already good at the guitar. Your button is irrelevant

prid3-33 9 years ago
The black plague can be cured now

SenpaiNotYandere? 11 years ago
It doesn't state that the person afflicted DIES from it. They just have the plague, so, it could be active or inactive. We just don't fakn know cause SOMEONE WASN'T SPECIFIC.

Daiemio 11 years ago
Is the black plague not curable today with modern medicine? Not to mention that people who actually SURVIVED it, probably caused our immune defense to automatically reject it.

GGLewis 11 years ago
Just don't play

Cameron J. Potter 13 years ago
I certainly do not mind doing that

Luke1871 10 years ago
What if that someone is a terrorist

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Dakaar 11 years ago
Hell no

noblemile 12 years ago
A new meaning to death metal

OnePunch 9 years ago
Do you choose who dies? because there"s a lot of people who deserve to die in this world.

MClover :D 11 years ago
7 billon people in the world... and a cure for the darned thing... I'm pressung the button

WHOGONNAPRESSDATBUTTON 10 years ago
theres a cure for that now so HELLL YEEEAAAH

FarceMajeure 11 years ago
I'd be like a sinister bard

Pharaoh_Joe 2 years ago
The plague...? That word sends shivers down the spine of Pharaoh Joe. I thought would never have to suffer a plague again... not after the ten plagues of Egypt. Curse you Moses! Pharaoh Joe is pressing the button

BKFelipe2000 11 years ago
I don't like guitar
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