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22057 (24%) people have pressed this button, while 69055 (76%) did not.
You become a hermaphrodite, having the funbits of both genders, and you're attractive enough to have sex with nearly anyone you want.
but
Every time you have sex, you must produce a child. If you father the child, you must pay child support. Contraceptives, no matter how effective, always fail, you can never be rendered infertile, and a condition prevents you from getting abortions.
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Maharid 10 months ago
FO!

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
If you fuck yourself, can you get yourself pregnant?

penismaster 6 years ago
your pfp is acurate
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Fiz_taken 2 years ago
so does that mean m-preg is real cuz im gay

Fiz_taken 2 years ago
never mind im dum

GrizzledSwitchblade 11 years ago
This is stupid

dude, maybe? 11 years ago
*puts on condom* i only wanted boobs

Jamperti-on 9 years ago
fuck having sex with people , think of the masturbation !

Bump Lump 11 years ago
so basically, you become a democrat.

Bear5 2 years ago
you look like walter white
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Rowdy Jason Bates 13 years ago
I see no upside.

Panifex 9 years ago
I see no downside. We each have our own opinions for our own reasons.
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Anthony1 11 years ago
It says if you father the child, it never said you couldn't. Loophole

Coolgdude997 10 years ago
Not be gay fuck women only and fuck myself with my dick

NessaD 8 years ago
Wow, homophobic much?

ismartromangamer 9 years ago
Can't I take care of the child I father

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
Hermaphrodite does not mean what you think it means.

Trashawn Xonith Hucks 13 years ago
Where the hell is the upside?

Shadow Lor 11 years ago
#funbits

Elizabeth Cramer 13 years ago
Create your own race of people by spreading your genetic code around the world.

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago
this ones a little fucked up.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
if you don't have sex then you will basically become attractive anough for most people. for some that would mean becoming less attractive though.

Good God A Bear 12 years ago
Well somebody hates kids, huh

A strange person 10 years ago
For people looking for a loophole; you cannot be rendered infertile, but it didn't say you couldn't be rendered sterile. (Or am I wrong ?)

0ongli 11 years ago
Upside?

Gaboseries 11 years ago
WHERE IS THE UPSIDE ANYWAY? WHO WANTS TO BE A HERMAPHRODITE?

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 11 years ago
me.....

CR4ZYC4TL4DY 4 years ago
I'm ace soo 😋

emetophilia 11 years ago
This is really transphobic. Also, hermaphrodite is a slur.

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
why did i press the button?

DodoModoNerdCaptain 6 years ago
No upside, no downside

Kwiewy 11 years ago
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SonicTH 10 years ago
What if you mother the child?

dister01 11 years ago
it said "if you choose to father the child", what if you DON'T choose to father the child?

Savannahj123 10 years ago
Wait... So I grow a cock somehow and keep my lady bits, and lets say I fuck myself, by putting it inside my other part, would I still get pregnant?

SuperProGamer 11 years ago
Most WTF WillYouPressTheButton Quesion Ever? OF COURSE!!!

Jackcatblackcat 8 years ago
Neah

A strange person 10 years ago
Too young

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago
If you do this, this world really is corrupt -_- #CHRISTIAN

Andy2 11 years ago
What is the upside?

mehdy 9 years ago
ROBLOX IS BEAST

Violet Xiong 13 years ago
What if you have sex while you're prego?

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago
upside who??

hello 123 11 years ago
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IWinzBro 10 years ago
Blow jobs?

That otaku guy 11 years ago
Funbits? *slaps self*

SteelxTiger 10 years ago
All my children will be named Billy and I will pay exactly 10 credits in a fictional currency for child support

Buttonpresser25678 8 years ago
So if when I'm a skeleton in a coffin I could still get pregnant?

Aaron Corr 11 years ago
Why would I want to be a hermaphrodite...

oldnotweak 12 years ago
yeah, fuck that downside!

FuckNiggers 10 years ago
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Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago
What an intelligent comment!
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CollinDeSotel 9 years ago
Dear God, so many words

TheRealSatan 4 years ago
What is this question-

karma_capulet007 11 years ago
when you get too many children put the new ones up for adoption ...

Nate43218 11 years ago
Don't father the child

Anime_Guy15 6 years ago
just don't be the one that gets pregnant.
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