You are a ninja
but
No one will ever see or hear you again.
I will not


Digiboy6210 years ago
Dude. That controller is levitating. And it is really kickin' your ass at that game. Also, imagine how many awkward situations you could avoid with tis?

BlazoBoom9 years ago
Walk around and throw rocks at people and make them yell and then shove them in a dumpster.

FantasyKitten8 years ago
I like it!

smart one9 years ago
Remember: see no ninja, hear no ninja, THERE MUST BE NINJA

Button?Ithinknot9 years ago
So true

210727Frake7 years ago
1. Rob a bank 2. Rob everything out of Walmart and wawa 3. Kidnap every animal in a petting zoo or animal shelter

DILLONMLG 9 years ago
The fucking definition of ninja

210727Frake7 years ago
No, your family would see you

winterfrost8 years ago
that"s the idea yeah

Vahalla Dharma12 years ago
No difference from now. Am I right? Right? ................ Yeah...

DARKARES4 years ago
Its like were twins, we can read echothers minds
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FantasyKitten8 years ago
THATS THE FLIPPING LIFE OF A NINJA YO!!!

KodakKarnage7 years ago
If you can't be heard or seen, you can rob a bank, murder someone, or sneak into a girls locket room and see a boob

AssHar8 years ago
Only if I'm a certain CYBORG ninja that needs healing. ANGELA! I NEED HEALING!

CaptainMorgan868 years ago
BEST NINJA EVER!

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
so i can go kill thousands of people and be untouchable

Fauzaan Barreza12 years ago
sound like phineas and ferb ninjas tho

Chrisipoo9 years ago
Yeah.
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Danky_doodle5 years ago
Finally some f*cling privacy

Alduin1288 years ago
Write to loved ones

Tekmants11 years ago
I could get away with doing stupid stuff in school? THATS THE LIFE!!!!

Alex Creed9 years ago
I can do ANYTHING without getting catched

Shadow2509039 years ago
do i can play video games FOREVER? Win win

Austin Adams12 years ago
Time to sneak into the girls locker room XD

Whats up nice balls no homo btw9 years ago
Im a fuckin ninja the downside is a fuckin plus for a ninja!!!!

210727Frake7 years ago
No school hooray!

pillsnottasty10 years ago
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Button Mash12349 years ago
The spam is real...

KubGirl148 years ago
My life + being a ninja? Sign me up!

RinKagamine0210 years ago
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SANES9 years ago
write a note then boom

Sal_spencr10 years ago
That's the point of being a ninja??

ilmapalloinen4 years ago
i’d be stealing something essential from people everyday while they’re sleeping until they’re going insane

CheesyPeesy10 years ago
Take down ISIS? sounds good to me

Electro399 years ago
That's what a ninja do. Nobody has to see or hear the ninja. ._. *logic*

SpiderNan7 years ago
They could still smell, touch and taste you

lina.kllms10 years ago
that's the perfection of a ninja -.-

radzuli9 years ago
SWEET! GETTING AWAY WITH CRIMES! And it never said people online couldn't see your messages ;)

lewski11 years ago
Writing. 'Nuff said

Ryder128 years ago
Isn't that what a ninja is

Mr_StealYoGurl10 years ago
dosent that defeat the purpose?

NinjaDragonPusher9 years ago
does not matter im a ninja

Kaiju coby9 years ago
Better for silent farts

DerpyDoktor9 years ago
So link if he was invisible- after losing the ability to grunt scream and yell. perfect!

roflcopters8 years ago
so this what it would be like: UAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (somebody bumps into link) AAAAAGH

StarWarsFanatic8 months ago
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 girl´s bathroom

Diabolical_Toast10 years ago
"You are a ninja." That is so vauge.

LucasPHinsano8 years ago
You can just use the internet if you want to communicate

sebastianmichaelis10 years ago
I mean...

genderisyesyadoof5 years ago
But mom!

Andy210 years ago
Doesn't say your dead just says you are never seen or heard, meaning you would be the best ninja ever?

Nutjob8 years ago
Just write. LOOPHOLE DETECTED.☺

jd19mclean10 years ago
First thing I'm doing is robbing Bill gates

pillsnottasty10 years ago
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Button Mash12349 years ago
Shut it.
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goldenfreddygirlsoul9 years ago
Isnt that a ninja?

Aly Necor12 years ago
Text.
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