Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark4 months ago

To takie złe, pokręcone i mroczne

Broccolidaddypig2 months ago

Ja też umiem mówić po polsku

BreadAndEggs4 months ago

I dont want to do that

Maharidlast year

I accept, even if in real life it will be a bit harder.

lh00009 years ago

ii can now speak sign language and brail, how does one speak brail or sign language? I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I DID IT!

Omgisthat_AHUMAN8 years ago

ITS CALLED MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

BartekTomasik8 years ago

Hi =)

Regan Luecke12 years ago

I can always just speak British English instead of American English :P

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Proper good job mate

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Allyournamessuck8 years ago

America doesn't have an official language Technically :P

LordofLightninglast year

But it does have a _main_ language

VBA23A9 years ago

I can speak Ancient Icelandic, Atlantic, and Latin. Your argument is invalid.

Themauf6 years ago

Latin is great

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Hamburger Guy8 years ago

I already know all languages

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

But do you know Klingon?

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Chronicler8 years ago

America has no national language

Burstbusterz7 years ago

Technically it"s Mandarin Chinese.

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Plazma62708 years ago

You can just use Google translate to speak the country"s language.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

At least your not the only smart person here.

computergirl101108 years ago

i could just make up new languages that are the same as regular languages but with one word missing...

Morrivar9 years ago

The wording contradicts itself. Either I can speak any language I want, OR there's a limit. Can't be both.

iceman95189 years ago

Welp time to learn the difference between British english and American english.

BartekTomasik8 years ago

Hoi!

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares12 years ago

Pfft. I live in MURICA we don't have a language. I'm about to be fluent is everything.

Varaldar9 years ago

ENGLISH IS THE MAIN LANGUAGE. "MAIN" DOES NOT MEAN "ONLY"

Shayla Nielson12 years ago

AMERICA HAS NO MAIN LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

america is not a country

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Lucero Torres12 years ago

How am I supposed to order food

THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH9 years ago

British English?

Patrick Berisa12 years ago

Go tot Marokko press the button destroy Marokko go back tot HOLAND

Waddup8 years ago

Ayy fellow Dutch person

LiquidDiamond8 years ago

I can't speak English? Doesn't meant I can't write or type in it. Just give me the computer they got for Steven Hawking!

mellotazzen9 years ago

Everyone in sweden talks english

MyNameIsNotGary4 years ago

*laughs in scandinavian*

Hi.im.justisuar10 years ago

How would I talk to people in in AMERICA

IceCool9 years ago

im in iceland so yes please!! then i can speak better english

JordanPotterMalfoy7 years ago

Im canadian so if worst came to worst i still have rwo more englishs i can speak

I Press Buttons10 years ago

i live in NI. travel to the republic of Ireland and live happily speaking Irish!! problem solved

DerpyKitten8 years ago

I'll go to another country that doesn't speak English.

Mike90907 years ago

I live in the Netherlands, I could just speak Belgian to my siblings and English to my parents or friends or other people. I would just tell my sister to translate the few words she doesn't know because it"s different.

Alex Lopez12 years ago

America has no set language

WhatTheSigma4 months ago

Erm what the sigma?

Buttbuttman9 years ago

Move to a different country

Tom Reynolds12 years ago

Ummm... Move to a country, press the button, then back to England :D

Hal Robson kanu9 years ago

Why do comments end in.

Not_the_KGB3 years ago

What the hell would happen in 50/50 places like Québéc or South Tyrol? Do dialects count? Do regional variants count?

qwerasdfzxcv123410 years ago

I'd just learn my language again

SethHenderson8 years ago

Canada: Guess I can't speak French any more :p

pinkb33sT9 years ago

That's ok English sucks anyway

FrederickJhYih5 years ago

THE main language, instead of languages right? Go Singapore everything solved, and you might become a super business translator!

ShadowDested10 years ago

I would speak Japanese all day.

bloodwolf198 years ago

screw the American English, im gonna speak in irish

Urocjon7 years ago

It will be sad, but I could speak perfectly dozen of languages in exchange of just one? Well...

TheWatermelonWarrior11 years ago

Esperanto FTW!

NovaJ7219 years ago

Russian... Well, I could speak Belarusian or Ukrainian or other similar language, so almost with no side effect :-)

Pottybob16109 years ago

Hash tag Google translate and move to us so I can speak British English still

StudiousFinger12311 months ago

as long as I can still speak chinese..,.

AwesomeKitteh129 years ago

Simple, think of the dream place you want to live (not the place you live in) and choose the language of that dream place. Thanks for the move

RandomAnimator7 years ago

All I have to do is stay where I am and speak Mexican spanish 👍

MauriceMeerts4 years ago

Just says all languages so umh yeah yes yes you can

*beast*10 years ago

U can relearn!

Vinece138 years ago

Lucky for me I don't speak the main language of my country. Vive le Québec

dardemarmesorne9 years ago

ever heard of moving?

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