Will You Press The Button?

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Tldr

awesome-girl 11 years ago

To the Woods and time to make my layer!ðŸ˜

Matie8 10 years ago

This is a long dilemma!

ToxicDragon 10 years ago

yeah try to shoot or capture a massive angry dragon that is as black as the night and only attacks at night. wont be so easy will it?

mememememememememememememememe 4 years ago

yes it will because you can't attack them in the day

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oldnotweak 10 years ago

I go to the store. A car is parked. Many cars are parked or moving. Some are blue. Some are tan. They have windows. In the store, there are items for sale. These include such things as soap, detergent, magazines, and lettuce. You can enhance your life with... [Show full comment]

Colorfairy 6 years ago

Yea, Im TOTALY going to read that. BOINO

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Lt-marshall 10 years ago

Become a coma coma coma coma Chameleon, older people will understand this joke.

I_Will_Eat_Your_Teddy_Bear 5 years ago

Nah, I'm 13 I understand, Respect to you random citizen.

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Sephiroth98 10 years ago

Immortal Harambe...my alter ego will be known as Wu Kong/Son Goku...

BoCo365 10 years ago

I can become a girl, cause humans are animals, and then people wouldn't capture me cause reasons

Thediamond 10 years ago

I'm a ...................... Perigrine falcon! I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

Christopher Dufresne 13 years ago

Animorph time.

Tesla02 10 years ago

I read 5 pages of that book and decided I didn't like it

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CODEX07 9 years ago

I couldn't be bothered reading all that so I just pressed it. Why not?

Smitty_18 9 years ago

YOLO

Harley_Gamer98 10 years ago

Ok that"s pretty much any vigilante"s life

WilliamJohnstone 8 years ago

just go chameleon

Element_Edgy 8 years ago

As long as I can be like Ryou

Smitty_18 9 years ago

Im just gonna push it because im too lazy to read it all

Timelypat 9 years ago

So everyone just has a gun with them for this reason?

Chocolatepig101 9 years ago

What thats a lot of writing

Wajaman88 10 years ago

Don't read the bottom I'll sum it up dor you. Keep it a secret from anybody who isn't close to you

SameMan6 9 years ago

Or anyone that is close to you but can't keep a secret!

Wolla 10 years ago

Transform into a god, become immortal, destroy everyone who shootd you.

Baughg1 10 years ago

But a half god half himan is

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

HeyzPeopleItsA-Dell 11 years ago

*insert did not read gif here*

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

YEA!TO THE WOODS FELLOW ANIMALS TIME TO MAKE A DEN!!

Haddi M. Tanner 13 years ago

...DRAGON

TheTwisterOfQuestions 6 years ago

What about THE KRAKEN

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Ala Hernda 13 years ago

I hate being a human

thecrabempire 6 years ago

furry

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NicoLe Osborne 13 years ago

TO THE FOREST!

Dylan Coveney 13 years ago

ya we have an animal cruelty policy in my country so screw you red button

Fedora-King 9 years ago

Dude, try and catch me if i"m faster, stronger, and more agile than a Hooman. Just frickin TRY

Elena 11 years ago

I could become a tiny animal in my room alone and then sneak into random people's houses and watch them do whatever. Or even mess their things up and get them in trouble! professional spy for my own stress relief and entertainment! creepy genius! mwhahaha!

Thisdudeiscool 10 years ago

just be a bird and fly away

Cici Liu 13 years ago

... Phoenix. Always die by the fire, yet always reborn in the ashes. I'll be back anyway if I die.

Joe_mama123456789 5 years ago

Is the transformation long or short

Kawaii_Kitty 10 years ago

i could live with that.

Indya Green 13 years ago

i would simply stay a tiger for ever <3

Okhshs 7 years ago

Shane dawson: finally! I get to legally fuck my cat!

NightFury_616 11 years ago

ima be a dragon

why is the username why already taken ok new username y 11 years ago

Undertale

FelipeTozzi 9 years ago

Intense choice and werewolf kinda of choice

Blahgirlson 11 years ago

This Dilemma is the best-formulated one on the site. Other people don't count as animals, as you are already in the human form, so that logic is dead. Plus, it would be freaking awesome if you could turn into an animal with heightened senses during things ... [Show full comment]

Soda101 9 years ago

HELL YES.

Hunter Carter 11 years ago

I'm sorry I didn't Catch that book genre

Flameice2 10 years ago

I am now an animagus

erentalha01 12 years ago

Didn't read

JuliaScotti 10 years ago

I'll just turn into a dragon and ser who dares try to shoot me

Crazycanine 12 years ago

Psh heck yeah

juaN16 2 years ago

PLS REPLY

dragonrampage 11 years ago

I can turn into a FUCKING DRAGON!!!! More specifically, A FUCKING SKRILL!!!

WillieGodfrey 9 years ago

Being human is overrated.

Oggy 11 years ago

Go I am a a unicorn!!!! And I am a boy

insertrandomnameXD 6 years ago

yeah is creeper time

Jayko 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

CaptainMorgan86 9 years ago

I live in England the chances of getting shot are pretty fricking low

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