Will You Press The Button?

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Tldr

awesome-girl 11 years ago

To the Woods and time to make my layer!ðŸ˜

Matie8 10 years ago

This is a long dilemma!

ToxicDragon 10 years ago

yeah try to shoot or capture a massive angry dragon that is as black as the night and only attacks at night. wont be so easy will it?

mememememememememememememememe 4 years ago

yes it will because you can't attack them in the day

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oldnotweak 10 years ago

I go to the store. A car is parked. Many cars are parked or moving. Some are blue. Some are tan. They have windows. In the store, there are items for sale. These include such things as soap, detergent, magazines, and lettuce. You can enhance your life with... [Show full comment]

Colorfairy 6 years ago

Yea, Im TOTALY going to read that. BOINO

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Lt-marshall 10 years ago

Become a coma coma coma coma Chameleon, older people will understand this joke.

I_Will_Eat_Your_Teddy_Bear 5 years ago

Nah, I'm 13 I understand, Respect to you random citizen.

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Sephiroth98 10 years ago

Immortal Harambe...my alter ego will be known as Wu Kong/Son Goku...

BoCo365 10 years ago

I can become a girl, cause humans are animals, and then people wouldn't capture me cause reasons

Thediamond 10 years ago

I'm a ...................... Perigrine falcon! I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

Christopher Dufresne 13 years ago

Animorph time.

Tesla02 9 years ago

I read 5 pages of that book and decided I didn't like it

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CODEX07 9 years ago

I couldn't be bothered reading all that so I just pressed it. Why not?

Smitty_18 9 years ago

YOLO

Harley_Gamer98 9 years ago

Ok that"s pretty much any vigilante"s life

WilliamJohnstone 8 years ago

just go chameleon

Element_Edgy 8 years ago

As long as I can be like Ryou

Smitty_18 9 years ago

Im just gonna push it because im too lazy to read it all

Timelypat 9 years ago

So everyone just has a gun with them for this reason?

Chocolatepig101 9 years ago

What thats a lot of writing

Wajaman88 10 years ago

Don't read the bottom I'll sum it up dor you. Keep it a secret from anybody who isn't close to you

SameMan6 9 years ago

Or anyone that is close to you but can't keep a secret!

Wolla 10 years ago

Transform into a god, become immortal, destroy everyone who shootd you.

Baughg1 10 years ago

But a half god half himan is

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

HeyzPeopleItsA-Dell 11 years ago

*insert did not read gif here*

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

YEA!TO THE WOODS FELLOW ANIMALS TIME TO MAKE A DEN!!

Haddi M. Tanner 13 years ago

...DRAGON

TheTwisterOfQuestions 6 years ago

What about THE KRAKEN

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Ala Hernda 13 years ago

I hate being a human

thecrabempire 6 years ago

furry

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NicoLe Osborne 13 years ago

TO THE FOREST!

Dylan Coveney 13 years ago

ya we have an animal cruelty policy in my country so screw you red button

kristian2522 11 years ago

who did even read all this..

Mr.Sandman 10 years ago

Im just saying no becuase i don't want to read that much shit xD

ÎœÎ¬ÏÎ¹Î¿Ï‚ ÎœÏ€Î±Ï„ÏƒÎ¬ÎºÎ·Ï‚ 13 years ago

This just might be the most well formed dilemma on this site. Props to whoever made this, your Sir/Madam are awesome!

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

tl;dr you can transform into animals if you keep the ability a secret

Roaryboy 11 years ago

And people told me I'm not a wolf

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

Humans are animals. I can transform into Obama. Now I am awesome.

Ashley Rivera 13 years ago

I'd love to be a puppy no one would know I'm actually a human

BuhTrayper 11 years ago

Well that's specific..

flameguy677 9 years ago

ill turn into a cat never suspicious

Klysmatic 11 years ago

A different looking human is an animal, correct? So you can actually have the ability to morph into one other human and back at will, as long as you don't do it publicly