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You can transform into an animal of your choosing and back again at your whim. You retain your mental abilities in your animal form, though you are unable to speak or manipulate human appliances.
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You must keep this ability a closely guarded secret, as failure to do so will cause you to be the subject of much scrutiny and scientific investigation. If anyone catches you in the transformation process, they will almost certainly shoot you on sight. Your presence in areas which are not normally inhabited by exotic animals will cause the majority of the human population to become suspicious of you, and possible attempt to capture you.
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TheRealSatan 4 years ago
Tldr

awesome-girl 11 years ago
To the Woods and time to make my layer!😁

Matie8 10 years ago
This is a long dilemma!

ToxicDragon 10 years ago
yeah try to shoot or capture a massive angry dragon that is as black as the night and only attacks at night. wont be so easy will it?

mememememememememememememememe 4 years ago
yes it will because you can't attack them in the day
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oldnotweak 10 years ago
I go to the store. A car is parked. Many cars are parked or moving. Some are blue. Some are tan. They have windows. In the store, there are items for sale. These include such things as soap, detergent, magazines, and lettuce. You can enhance your life with... [Show full comment]

Colorfairy 6 years ago
Yea, Im TOTALY going to read that. BOINO
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Lt-marshall 10 years ago
Become a coma coma coma coma Chameleon, older people will understand this joke.

I_Will_Eat_Your_Teddy_Bear 5 years ago
Nah, I'm 13 I understand, Respect to you random citizen.
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Sephiroth98 10 years ago
Immortal Harambe...my alter ego will be known as Wu Kong/Son Goku...

BoCo365 10 years ago
I can become a girl, cause humans are animals, and then people wouldn't capture me cause reasons

Thediamond 10 years ago
I'm a ...................... Perigrine falcon! I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

Christopher Dufresne 13 years ago
Animorph time.

Tesla02 9 years ago
I read 5 pages of that book and decided I didn't like it
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CODEX07 9 years ago
I couldn't be bothered reading all that so I just pressed it. Why not?

Smitty_18 9 years ago
YOLO

Harley_Gamer98 9 years ago
Ok that"s pretty much any vigilante"s life

WilliamJohnstone 8 years ago
just go chameleon

Element_Edgy 8 years ago
As long as I can be like Ryou

Smitty_18 9 years ago
Im just gonna push it because im too lazy to read it all

Timelypat 9 years ago
So everyone just has a gun with them for this reason?

Chocolatepig101 9 years ago
What thats a lot of writing

Wajaman88 10 years ago
Don't read the bottom I'll sum it up dor you. Keep it a secret from anybody who isn't close to you

SameMan6 9 years ago
Or anyone that is close to you but can't keep a secret!

Wolla 10 years ago
Transform into a god, become immortal, destroy everyone who shootd you.

Baughg1 10 years ago
But a half god half himan is
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

HeyzPeopleItsA-Dell 11 years ago
*insert did not read gif here*

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago
YEA!TO THE WOODS FELLOW ANIMALS TIME TO MAKE A DEN!!

Haddi M. Tanner 13 years ago
...DRAGON

TheTwisterOfQuestions 6 years ago
What about THE KRAKEN
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Ala Hernda 13 years ago
I hate being a human

thecrabempire 6 years ago
furry
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NicoLe Osborne 13 years ago
TO THE FOREST!

Dylan Coveney 13 years ago
ya we have an animal cruelty policy in my country so screw you red button

Trevor96 9 years ago
I would kill my witnesses! Lol

24llivingston 11 years ago
transform into an elephant and sit on everyone

DragonCleafspear 12 years ago
Dragon. Good luck catching me...

Commando_Granny 10 years ago
Too long

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
ENOUGH WITH THE LONG ONES

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
thats what she said HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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William Stein 13 years ago
.-.

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
tl;dr

neseirik 11 years ago
so... animorphs?

Awsomeisimo 11 years ago
Well HENSHIN then

SemiIsback 8 years ago
So many words. XD

RavenXBeastBoy 11 years ago
I live in Canada and almost no one has a gun accept cops.

TheSavageTy 9 years ago
I don't know what I read aome one please break it down for me

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
If you want to write a book, just write a book.

bily bob 10 years ago
like i have time to read all that. come on man, if your going to write a story try to publish it, and if htat fails make a deal with bill to prevent your life from spiraling into oblivion,. unlike that last person who said 7 words was to much, this more th... [Show full comment]

SameMan6 9 years ago
I pressed it because I don't need to use it, but if I need it later, I might need to use it.
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Doombound 12 years ago
Humans are also animals, so anyone, also I'll always have the option

Niggakiller last year
Turn to a horse and fuck with my dih

mudafuckingdickhead 10 years ago
didn't read it

MishtiDoi 9 years ago
Having the ability is better than not having it.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
tl;dr you can transform into animals if you keep the ability a secret

Roaryboy 11 years ago
And people told me I'm not a wolf

kristian2522 11 years ago
who did even read all this..

Mr.Sandman 10 years ago
Im just saying no becuase i don't want to read that much shit xD

Μάριος Μπατσάκης 13 years ago
This just might be the most well formed dilemma on this site. Props to whoever made this, your Sir/Madam are awesome!

flameguy677 9 years ago
ill turn into a cat never suspicious
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