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Everything you touch turns to gold
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A corrupt government holds you captive, forcing you to make gold for them
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Coaster8 years ago
Upside?

AssHar8 years ago
Upside?

MNITIMMY9 years ago
NOOOO MA PIZZA!!!

TheGreatAndLoveablePeridot9 years ago
You could use artificial hands

DeCell3 years ago
whatch kurzgesagts gold video

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago
turn them to gold

nowyr2 years ago
del it n let me post
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sunny-hurizon8 years ago
double negative if you ask me

war998369 years ago
how are you going to eat or drink?youll die in 3 days with that power

SantiagoCassaubon2 years ago
@pandaman_5 so much to think about...,..
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OliviaHall7 years ago
The value of gold would go down until it became priceless and just looked pretty.

Cooldude6578975 years ago
You know what priceless means right

Cloverleaf8 years ago
Eventually gold becomes so common it"s worthless. Your governments short sighted greed tanks the global economy.

Jonathan Hageman12 years ago
I'd just turn them to gold. but shit, I wouldn't be able to mastur- I mean.

Master17 years ago
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Cderr8 years ago
I would take the hit by killing them and then doing it for 3 years straight for Australia

Anime-lol8 years ago
Keep calm and don't trust the government

Nettume8 years ago
Wow so loke normal day life with less freedom and a superpower

BABBYBOBABS8 years ago
who can you truuuuuust who can you truuuuuust

OliviaHall7 years ago
When everything, everything, everything you touch turns to GOOOOOOOOOLD GOOOOOLD

David Stecker12 years ago
Bad idea unless you can control it some how Midas Showed that one to us. in an ESOP fables

Emerald_Time2 years ago
THAT"S WHAT I"M SAYING
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Chiara Searle12 years ago
Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/

jnwiesenthal8 years ago
actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.

Bakashoujo8 months ago
They'll probably force you to wear gloves using a machine or smth so it isn't worth it

DarkFishking9 years ago
You can no longer have actual sex with this disabbility and i also think gold is ugly af. Silver or platinum all the time.

coffhar7 years ago
I didn't press it because what if I touch myself like in that mythology video I saw in social studies once?

Raskue9 years ago
Touches the earth takes everyone with me

Malcolmxt8 years ago
Get saved by another government (Canada) then I get gold gloves to control my power then make the country rich for everyone

MangoFranku8 years ago
Really You didn't think this through

chase1022049 years ago
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VelocityRaptor288 years ago
touch myself (not in that sense) and now all you have is a golden statue of me and nothing else

TheWaffleCat8 years ago
But you"d be dead.

pyborg4 years ago
I think there both downsides. How am I supposed to eat carrots? Or pizza, or anything you hold in your hand to eat? I guess I could eat them with a fork, but that is crime against god :/

pyborg3 years ago
oh crap
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bezvous9 years ago
If u touch yourself u will be insta killed XD even ur mother when she was pregnant so u will be never born . And other thing , basicaly u cant eat anything because it will change to gold in ur mouth and ... u will die again so no upside .

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Have you heard of a certain story of someone who could do this?

MLGGEODASH9 years ago
GOLDDDDDR 😍

roflcopters8 years ago
MIDAS TOOOOOUCH

Timewolf10 years ago
... I, unlike this person, would rather not have King Midas and the Golden Touch happen again ...

yolo4life7 years ago
Easy turn them into gold

Rdawg9 years ago
I could never play a video game again

WolfTamer8 years ago
But EVERYTHING YOI TOICH IS GOLD and I like petting my cats.

racistmurdercult11 years ago
even disregarding inflation and the included downside, that would suck because of the obvious disadvantage of never touching anything. including food, water, other people, any part of yourself, etc.

IPressButton9 years ago
I have a link to a button to reset previous button effects so poke this and then poke that after turning my house into gold and making myself roch

Killer darkness 9 years ago
I choose death

PingoPawn28 years ago
You would turn to gold instantly , because your cells would touch.

James Samson12 years ago
oh id turn everything they want gold.EVEN THEM OR THEIR RELATIVES/FRIENDS

Deez13Nuts3 years ago
T O U C H T H E M

halo679 years ago
There appears to be no upside to this. If everything you touched turned to gold you would feel like the guy from the skittles advert

HermioneGranger487 years ago
Does anyone remember King Midas?

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Being Midas just to be forced to work for the government? Bitch I don't think so!

Rias-and-Emilia-best-girl5 years ago
Turning everything you touch into gold would suck. Where"s the upside?

TomTheRocker9 years ago
Turn them too gold

JasminJaimes8 years ago
How about food, and water, beds, your family?

stormneko9 years ago
KING MIDAS FUCKED UP

Lord-Geeff6 years ago
I feel like whoever wrote this doesn't know about King Midas

Davynavy029 years ago
Touch earth then every thing is gold

KikuTanzerin8 years ago
I can't eat then.

nintendomasta1410 years ago
turn the people of that government into golden statues! (and wear gloves so you cant 'directly' touch something)
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