Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P
Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/
jnwiesenthal8 years ago
actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.
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Bakashoujo8 months ago
They'll probably force you to wear gloves using a machine or smth so it isn't worth it
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DarkFishking9 years ago
You can no longer have actual sex with this disabbility and i also think gold is ugly af. Silver or platinum all the time.
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coffhar7 years ago
I didn't press it because what if I touch myself like in that mythology video I saw in social studies once?
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Raskue9 years ago
Touches the earth takes everyone with me
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Malcolmxt8 years ago
Get saved by another government (Canada) then I get gold gloves to control my power then make the country rich for everyone
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MangoFranku8 years ago
Really
You didn't think this through
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chase1022049 years ago
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VelocityRaptor288 years ago
touch myself (not in that sense) and now all you have is a golden statue of me and nothing else
TheWaffleCat8 years ago
But you"d be dead.
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pyborg4 years ago
I think there both downsides. How am I supposed to eat carrots? Or pizza, or anything you hold in your hand to eat? I guess I could eat them with a fork, but that is crime against god :/
If u touch yourself u will be insta killed XD even ur mother when she was pregnant so u will be never born . And other thing , basicaly u cant eat anything because it will change to gold in ur mouth and ... u will die again so no upside .
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ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Have you heard of a certain story of someone who could do this?
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MLGGEODASH9 years ago
GOLDDDDDR Γ°ΕΈΛΒ
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roflcopters8 years ago
MIDAS TOOOOOUCH
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Timewolf10 years ago
... I, unlike this person, would rather not have King Midas and the Golden Touch happen again ...
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yolo4life7 years ago
Easy turn them into gold
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Rdawg9 years ago
I could never play a video game again
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WolfTamer8 years ago
But EVERYTHING YOI TOICH IS GOLD and I like petting my cats.
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racistmurdercult11 years ago
even disregarding inflation and the included downside, that would suck because of the obvious disadvantage of never touching anything. including food, water, other people, any part of yourself, etc.
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IPressButton9 years ago
I have a link to a button to reset previous button effects so poke this and then poke that after turning my house into gold and making myself roch
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Killer darkness 9 years ago
I choose death
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PingoPawn28 years ago
You would turn to gold instantly , because your cells would touch.
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James Samson12 years ago
oh id turn everything they want gold.EVEN THEM OR THEIR RELATIVES/FRIENDS
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Deez13Nuts3 years ago
T O U C H T H E M
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halo679 years ago
There appears to be no upside to this. If everything you touched turned to gold you would feel like the guy from the skittles advert
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HermioneGranger487 years ago
Does anyone remember King Midas?
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
Being Midas just to be forced to work for the government? Bitch I don't think so!
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Rias-and-Emilia-best-girl5 years ago
Turning everything you touch into gold would suck. Where"s the upside?
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TomTheRocker9 years ago
Turn them too gold
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JasminJaimes8 years ago
How about food, and water, beds, your family?
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stormneko9 years ago
KING MIDAS FUCKED UP
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Lord-Geeff6 years ago
I feel like whoever wrote this doesn't know about King Midas
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Davynavy029 years ago
Touch earth then every thing is gold
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KikuTanzerin8 years ago
I can't eat then.
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nintendomasta1410 years ago
turn the people of that government into golden statues! (and wear gloves so you cant 'directly' touch something)
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