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Everything you touch turns to gold
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A corrupt government holds you captive, forcing you to make gold for them
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Coaster 10 years ago
Upside?

AssHar 10 years ago
Upside?

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
NOOOO MA PIZZA!!!

FormalEnderman10 last year
NOOOO MA CHORUS FRUIT!!!
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Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago
turn them to gold

nowyr 3 years ago
del it n let me post
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OliviaHall 9 years ago
The value of gold would go down until it became priceless and just looked pretty.

Cooldude657897 7 years ago
You know what priceless means right

sunny-hurizon 9 years ago
double negative if you ask me

war99836 11 years ago
how are you going to eat or drink?youll die in 3 days with that power

SantiagoCassaubon 3 years ago
@pandaman_5 so much to think about...,..
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DeCell 5 years ago
whatch kurzgesagts gold video

FormalEnderman10 last year
Didn't spell it right, but I'm not blaming you.

Cloverleaf 9 years ago
Eventually gold becomes so common it"s worthless. Your governments short sighted greed tanks the global economy.

Jonathan Hageman 13 years ago
I'd just turn them to gold. but shit, I wouldn't be able to mastur- I mean.

Master1 8 years ago
😂😂😂
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Cderr 9 years ago
I would take the hit by killing them and then doing it for 3 years straight for Australia

Anime-lol 9 years ago
Keep calm and don't trust the government

Nettume 9 years ago
Wow so loke normal day life with less freedom and a superpower

BABBYBOBABS 9 years ago
who can you truuuuuust who can you truuuuuust

OliviaHall 9 years ago
When everything, everything, everything you touch turns to GOOOOOOOOOLD GOOOOOLD

David Stecker 13 years ago
Bad idea unless you can control it some how Midas Showed that one to us. in an ESOP fables

Emerald_Time 4 years ago
THAT"S WHAT I"M SAYING
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Chiara Searle 13 years ago
Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/

jnwiesenthal 9 years ago
actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.

KikuTanzerin 9 years ago
I can't eat then.

nintendomasta14 12 years ago
turn the people of that government into golden statues! (and wear gloves so you cant 'directly' touch something)

Septitoni 10 years ago
kill them

Lord-Geeff 7 years ago
I feel like whoever wrote this doesn't know about King Midas

Davynavy02 11 years ago
Touch earth then every thing is gold

BrightWarrior last year
If everything you touch turns to gold then that includes food. You will starve.

ShadowVanHelsing 10 years ago
Bitch, I'll make so much gold that it becomes worthless and they'll let me go. And them I'll turn THEM into gold.

Toot 9 years ago
Me: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! FBI:Youll turn the mechanisms in the gun to gold making it not wor- Me:*Touches me* Ill also make golden childr-

supersmilyface1 11 years ago
I accidentally hit the button D:>

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Turn those guys into gold. And wearing golden gloves seem fine to me

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
I think it"s more like a midas situation. And i mean those gloves that exist of multiple parts like armor.
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Ryan Larimer 13 years ago
We have all heard Midas touch correct

roflcopters 9 years ago
yes

EzMcC 9 years ago
if your in a cage gold is weak so turn it into gold and turn them into gold

zifernando 11 years ago
I'll transform them in gold

Michael Scates 13 years ago
Skittles ad. but gold

Hyltran 5 years ago
If you want to touch a pair of boobs you will kill them girl 👧 that the boobs are attached to. That is not a good ting.

Watermelon 11 years ago
Wait for yusuke

GAMEYCOOLDUDE 10 years ago
It didn't say wich part of ur body that makes everything into gold

LukBart 7 years ago
Imagine having sex and you touch your girl and she turns to gold

miniz1994 11 years ago
Threaten to turn them into gold unless you are released once they get close or try to reach too you with various objects to hand you things to make into gold. (Threatens to turn self into gold and the building into gold (Any joints and doors becomes sol... [Show full comment]

nightcore and anime is 4 life 11 years ago
Claps slowly

robbazviking 21 11 years ago
so i cant touch my self

CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 years ago
1. Turn them into gold 2. Use gloves 3. Take them off when necessary

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Oops accidentally clicked like instead of dislike
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Loophole God 11 years ago
LH: Turn THEM into gold.

Isaac127 9 years ago
Imagine Dragons much? "Everything and everything and everything you touch turns to gold!"

Nabman11 12 years ago
Touch the government

failmanoveccesky02 10 years ago
That would suck

Lt-marshall 10 years ago
Touch them then put on gloves, first of all you would have gold fleece gloves, second of all you could touch stuff again

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
I think Midas already showed us why this is a bad idea. 1500+ people have no ability to think about consequences. oh, also, better not trip and turn the earth to gold...

slebest 4 years ago
i would turn my drip to extra ice

Onchdu1180 11 years ago
How do I eat? And this power would be useless if I can't use it because I'm locked by governement

kittycuntboi 9 years ago
turn the earth into gold

Vannman94 11 years ago
King Midas ftw

ThePerfecTimings 6 years ago
How the fuck would you eat? Everything will just turn to gold damn it

HunterGiannelli 11 years ago
I wouldn't because I've read about the midis touch

THE_Gaming_Mudkip 11 years ago
Easy. Break out by touching all the guards.
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