Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P
Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/
jnwiesenthal8 years ago
actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.
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123ludwig8 years ago
Make them to gold
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Crazy_Matt11 years ago
The value of gold would go down so much it wouldn't be wort a penny.
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MysticShadow71029 years ago
touch them, turn them into gold and then escape... then sell then as "gold figurines" also make gold stuff and sell...win win
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PandaBear1237 years ago
NAW BITCH
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nepeggta9 years ago
ok but how would you eat
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Jeremy Streeter12 years ago
It would turn the value of gold to shit
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NobodyCareWho3 years ago
turn them to gold lol
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ghostc129 years ago
Turn them into gold when they give you objects to make gold out of.
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TheWaffleCat8 years ago
I like eating food no thanks
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skullkid9 years ago
i will stay but they have to give me what I want
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PingoPawn28 years ago
Midas"s Golden Touch + Rumpelstilskin :/
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Conquestador9 years ago
But, inflation would make gold worthless, thus forcing them to release you from uselessness. Or maybe they would kill you for knowing too much. Hmmm...
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Jayslay4449 years ago
Touch them
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TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Touch them, and turn them into gold
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MoonlightEcho118 years ago
Hasn't anyone ever heard of King Midas?!
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orangesheepdog10 years ago
I wouldn't be able to eat anyway.
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Vanoose9 years ago
so every thing you touch like your computer, worth alot of money but it would not work or your body you f.ex puting on a t-shirt
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TheNetherKingdom6 years ago
Turn them into gold, and wear gloves
tylerthecreator9996 years ago
When you eat, the food will touch your tongue and turn into gold, and your gloves would be gold
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Davynavy029 years ago
It's simple
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Bakashoujo8 months ago
They'll probably force you to wear gloves using a machine or smth so it isn't worth it
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DarkFishking9 years ago
You can no longer have actual sex with this disabbility and i also think gold is ugly af. Silver or platinum all the time.
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coffhar7 years ago
I didn't press it because what if I touch myself like in that mythology video I saw in social studies once?
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Raskue9 years ago
Touches the earth takes everyone with me
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Malcolmxt8 years ago
Get saved by another government (Canada) then I get gold gloves to control my power then make the country rich for everyone
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MangoFranku8 years ago
Really
You didn't think this through
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VelocityRaptor288 years ago
touch myself (not in that sense) and now all you have is a golden statue of me and nothing else
TheWaffleCat8 years ago
But you"d be dead.
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pyborg4 years ago
I think there both downsides. How am I supposed to eat carrots? Or pizza, or anything you hold in your hand to eat? I guess I could eat them with a fork, but that is crime against god :/
If u touch yourself u will be insta killed XD even ur mother when she was pregnant so u will be never born . And other thing , basicaly u cant eat anything because it will change to gold in ur mouth and ... u will die again so no upside .
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ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Have you heard of a certain story of someone who could do this?
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MLGGEODASH9 years ago
GOLDDDDDR Γ°ΕΈΛΒ
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roflcopters8 years ago
MIDAS TOOOOOUCH
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Timewolf10 years ago
... I, unlike this person, would rather not have King Midas and the Golden Touch happen again ...
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