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Everything you touch turns to gold
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A corrupt government holds you captive, forcing you to make gold for them
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Coaster 10 years ago
Upside?

AssHar 10 years ago
Upside?

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
NOOOO MA PIZZA!!!

FormalEnderman10 last year
NOOOO MA CHORUS FRUIT!!!
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Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago
turn them to gold

nowyr 3 years ago
del it n let me post
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OliviaHall 9 years ago
The value of gold would go down until it became priceless and just looked pretty.

Cooldude657897 7 years ago
You know what priceless means right

sunny-hurizon 9 years ago
double negative if you ask me

war99836 11 years ago
how are you going to eat or drink?youll die in 3 days with that power

SantiagoCassaubon 3 years ago
@pandaman_5 so much to think about...,..
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DeCell 5 years ago
whatch kurzgesagts gold video

FormalEnderman10 last year
Didn't spell it right, but I'm not blaming you.

Cloverleaf 9 years ago
Eventually gold becomes so common it"s worthless. Your governments short sighted greed tanks the global economy.

Jonathan Hageman 13 years ago
I'd just turn them to gold. but shit, I wouldn't be able to mastur- I mean.

Master1 8 years ago
😂😂😂
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Cderr 9 years ago
I would take the hit by killing them and then doing it for 3 years straight for Australia

Anime-lol 9 years ago
Keep calm and don't trust the government

Nettume 9 years ago
Wow so loke normal day life with less freedom and a superpower

BABBYBOBABS 9 years ago
who can you truuuuuust who can you truuuuuust

OliviaHall 9 years ago
When everything, everything, everything you touch turns to GOOOOOOOOOLD GOOOOOLD

David Stecker 13 years ago
Bad idea unless you can control it some how Midas Showed that one to us. in an ESOP fables

Emerald_Time 4 years ago
THAT"S WHAT I"M SAYING
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Chiara Searle 13 years ago
Then I'd just turn THEM to gold. :P Although I still wouldn't do this, since I'd have to be careful not to touch anyone else or they basically die, and my clothes would turn to gold so I wouldn't be able to move in them... :/

jnwiesenthal 9 years ago
actually gold is so malleable you could use it as clothing.

123ludwig 9 years ago
Make them to gold

Crazy_Matt 12 years ago
The value of gold would go down so much it wouldn't be wort a penny.

MysticShadow7102 10 years ago
touch them, turn them into gold and then escape... then sell then as "gold figurines" also make gold stuff and sell...win win

PandaBear123 8 years ago
NAW BITCH

nepeggta 11 years ago
ok but how would you eat

Jeremy Streeter 13 years ago
It would turn the value of gold to shit

NobodyCareWho 4 years ago
turn them to gold lol

ghostc12 11 years ago
Turn them into gold when they give you objects to make gold out of.

TheWaffleCat 9 years ago
I like eating food no thanks

skullkid 11 years ago
i will stay but they have to give me what I want

PingoPawn2 10 years ago
Midas"s Golden Touch + Rumpelstilskin :/

Conquestador 11 years ago
But, inflation would make gold worthless, thus forcing them to release you from uselessness. Or maybe they would kill you for knowing too much. Hmmm...

Jayslay444 10 years ago
Touch them

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Touch them, and turn them into gold

MoonlightEcho11 9 years ago
Hasn't anyone ever heard of King Midas?!

orangesheepdog 12 years ago
I wouldn't be able to eat anyway.

Vanoose 10 years ago
so every thing you touch like your computer, worth alot of money but it would not work or your body you f.ex puting on a t-shirt

TheNetherKingdom 8 years ago
Turn them into gold, and wear gloves

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago
When you eat, the food will touch your tongue and turn into gold, and your gloves would be gold

Davynavy02 11 years ago
It's simple

Bakashoujo 2 years ago
They'll probably force you to wear gloves using a machine or smth so it isn't worth it

DarkFishking 10 years ago
You can no longer have actual sex with this disabbility and i also think gold is ugly af. Silver or platinum all the time.

coffhar 9 years ago
I didn't press it because what if I touch myself like in that mythology video I saw in social studies once?

Raskue 11 years ago
Touches the earth takes everyone with me

Malcolmxt 10 years ago
Get saved by another government (Canada) then I get gold gloves to control my power then make the country rich for everyone

MangoFranku 9 years ago
Really You didn't think this through

chase102204 11 years ago
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VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
touch myself (not in that sense) and now all you have is a golden statue of me and nothing else

TheWaffleCat 9 years ago
But you"d be dead.

pyborg 5 years ago
I think there both downsides. How am I supposed to eat carrots? Or pizza, or anything you hold in your hand to eat? I guess I could eat them with a fork, but that is crime against god :/

pyborg 5 years ago
oh crap
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bezvous 10 years ago
If u touch yourself u will be insta killed XD even ur mother when she was pregnant so u will be never born . And other thing , basicaly u cant eat anything because it will change to gold in ur mouth and ... u will die again so no upside .

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
Have you heard of a certain story of someone who could do this?

MLGGEODASH 11 years ago
GOLDDDDDR 😍

roflcopters 9 years ago
MIDAS TOOOOOUCH

Timewolf 11 years ago
... I, unlike this person, would rather not have King Midas and the Golden Touch happen again ...

yolo4life 8 years ago
Easy turn them into gold
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