You find one thousand dollars everyday as long as you live
but
You must eat poop from another person or animal in order for you to find the money
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark8 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and academja

Giseth3 years ago
I will eat little tiny fly droppings that are too small to see

HisuiLight10 months ago
what the fuck is wrong with you

what_is_this9 years ago
Hey.. if your'e in a bad situation an need money, all you have to do is eat some shit.

loxue1232 years ago
There is a niche cuisine, a fondue of cow dung made from cow digest. (Digestive matter and excrement taste no different, this is what others say I have not eaten) There is a coffee made from beans excreted by musk cats There is a kind of medicine composi...[Show full comment]
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Hyltran3 years ago
I would eat a piece of kittyโ€™s ๐Ÿˆ poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ every night when a clean his box

oldnotweak9 years ago
theres this coffee that has gone through a goat...so i guess i would start drinking that. or maybe try some of those bird nest soups. also it never says how much you need to eat so you could just keep eating any food because all food has some fecal matter from something in it

sharkboy18089 years ago
It doesent have to be a real animal, candy poop!

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
It actually does have to be a real animal.

Meme_lord9 years ago
Just eat rat shit

lexiblackandwhite1239 years ago
One adom of poop? Ok

MouseGirl3 years ago
Poop

SHARK84849 years ago
There is a popular type of coffee which is made of civet poop

TeamKobus28 years ago
How much? And since it was for one day... i don't need to swallow it. Just spit it out with water

TeamKobus28 years ago
Yeah....
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Will A.B.9 years ago
well... i could get a toy bunny that poops chocolate... (like in every movie ever made...)

Vivian Liew12 years ago
It's called coffee luwak.

MetalSonic7 years ago
coffee is drinking and not eating... :/
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Panifex7 years ago
Do plants that have been fertilized with poop count? Asking for a friend who isn't really keen on the idea of eating shit

boiboiGIRL7 years ago
With the money create an animal with sweet potato Fry poop

F1shbowlsiwmmer7 years ago
What a crappy deal.

Migdin18 years ago
I will use it if i am very poor

IM_A_DUCK_PERSON_yay8 years ago
never said how much i have to eat

jshaw719 years ago
What animal has the smallest poops?

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago
Mice

Mihaugoku9 years ago
NEVER go that low...

Gaspar9 years ago
Bem que poderiam colocar um tradutor

ninjapizzamonkey9 years ago
Feed an animal tasty food that they cannot change into poop and wash it done

acctocorrectu8 years ago
What animal does that?

curtiswill28229 years ago
Umm... I need the money but no not worth it

Reece Vidamour12 years ago
How much poop... it depends.

TheRealSatanLordOverAll8 years ago
It doesn't specify how much tho so you can take like a tiny little bit and put it in your evening stew and be good.
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Emily Dali12 years ago
If you don't eat the poo, nothing changes. So you don't lose anything by pushing the button.

belle297 years ago
exactly
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Anthony Slape12 years ago
Kopi Luwak.... wheres my money?

Patrick Turner12 years ago
Gwano anyone?

MistyAlleyCat8 years ago
OH HELL NO!!!!!

UknowWho10 years ago
well..that's nasty

Raymondo9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

squidwards_beanie7 years ago
loophole: you can just eat food, because food turns into poop.

Guys9 years ago
If I eat my own I'll be safe, also, you can just eat the SMALLEST piece.

Fudge7 years ago
Who wrote this?!!?

Joemoebob10 years ago
Doesn't say how much. It could be one molecule of it for all I know.

Gage3218 years ago
Eat tiny little hamster poops

Xennia Jo'Sai12 years ago
Unicorn poop

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
I can just put one teeeny piece of poop in a raspberry pie!

crzypants10 years ago
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Thatguywithnospacesinhisname8 years ago
You die if you eat crap

Dialkia7893 years ago
Thereโ€™s a type of moose poop thatโ€™s so woody that it can be carved just carve that into a pill and hide it in something else more edible

serrato129 years ago
so in the middle of the crap pile i find a thousand bucks

DJ Duck9 years ago
So ANOYYING U FUDGED

DaddyDeVito5 years ago
Never said how much. I"d eat the smallest amount possible.

Enderman279 years ago
i read it and i puked

HuzPro8 years ago
lol wtf

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago
never said how much.....

Eggman7 years ago
If eating poo is wrong, then I don't wanna be right

OverworldTNTPig9 years ago
Eat poop from a small animal like an ant and only eat one 5th of the poop, wash it down with Sprite

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago
Bug not animal

AmbarLuciMR8 years ago
you could just eat shrimp

87man9 years ago
I don't Need to eat poo, do I? If someday some girl gets kinky with me, I only benefit from it, don't I?

YoloSwagBalls10 years ago
You dont have to eat poop, you only have to to get the money
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