Will You Press The Button?

Snakeeyes9 years ago

Plot twist I am a ninja

JaboBigHoss3 years ago

Theres people living in berics walls!! Help him :(

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Killerx10 years ago

Ill cll Chuck Norris to kill the Ninjas

Idiotic_Tester3 years ago

Nice

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago

Never said how MANY ninjas

datboi4275 years ago

ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)

datboi4275 years ago

or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life

BlazoBoom8 years ago

Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone? Ninjas: Heck yeah! The power of bribing people is powerful.

Dishawesome8 years ago

I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Define "low key"

Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago

or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff

CantDoButtons4 years ago

What if they turn on you?

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Shadowninja075 years ago

BUY A DEATH STAR.

TrevorSmith8 years ago

bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...

DarkOverlord28 years ago

Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

A yacht is low key right?

SciArtHerp8 years ago

HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*

DragonEXE8 years ago

/_- I don't think it"s going to work

Comrade8 years ago

Cool! I could be Batman!

ChronicDepression8 years ago

Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.

DragonEXE8 years ago

Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not

TheWaywardWobbuffet8 years ago

Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion

ToxicDragon8 years ago

I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?

Sceptiledude9 years ago

THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.

MitterNatch9 years ago

Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale

tinis71710 years ago

I am a ninja... no downside...

Ryan Neely12 years ago

I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!

Zadok Hines12 years ago

pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win

Kristin Stewart12 years ago

I don't want fame anyways.

ÃŸeta ÃŸeta12 years ago

I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago

Ill hire chuck norris an bruce lee as bodygaurds

NICEBOY1237 years ago

If I had unlimited money I just hire a bunch of gard to protect me from those ninjas

habiv10 years ago

Just hire a military and then BOOM safe from ninjas!

Weirdaccountforcomments9 years ago

News report worlds richest man murdered by ninjas for not keeping it secret

PhoenixWright7 years ago

use my infinite money to make myself the most well known person in the world and have the ultimate security that"s the definition of impossible to get past.

*The Wasp*10 years ago

Could I not just pay for ninjas of my own???

Malcolmxt9 years ago

Sent cards can hide the money and I'll live a normal life

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

unlimited money would cause inflation

Alex Karakanov12 years ago

Pay the ninjas how ever much they want and they will leave me alone.

Swagraptor9 years ago

Dafuq

TerrarianEnder6 years ago

Me, an introvert: You guys are getting paid?

fridtwolfe9 years ago

useless buncha green papers!

AX-MentalicGamer-XA9 years ago

I BUY JEDI TO FIGHT THE NINJAS

Shuvi7 years ago

I buy their life’s

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Anna Imnotadolphiniswear Campbell12 years ago

Better have tonnes of money than no money

sIeepyhead7 years ago

buy ninjas to protect ME and hitmen, pay them a billion each to support their family. get a totally rad futuristic scientist who makes gadgets to protect us.

TrueMisfit10 years ago

Uhm...I'd like to see a ninja get into my noisy as shit house right now, let alone when I have money.

pressmedont1239 years ago

so as long as I don't make obscene purchases I'm fine. Also if i'm worried about ninjas why not just get training in all the martial arts with some of my money?

alyssaxdlast year

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Piotr Grochowski9 years ago

buy guns to kill them

FloweyDreemur9 years ago

downside? it's not hard to keep secrets

Unavalible4 years ago

Or, just live in space, space ninja? I think not

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