Will You Press The Button?

SomethingTwice3 years ago

Then I'll be able to get that damn 7th TF2 comic issue to come out.

justalagomorph4 months ago

congrats

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Dogizmaster9 years ago

So... I will have Gaben's body for a split second.

OberonFK7 years ago

What if Gaben is already the object of your idea of beauty. Win.

skullcakez9 years ago

Who the fuck is Gaben?

carnelianHammer9 years ago

Gabe Newell, head and one of the founders of Valve Corporation, a video game studio that made Steam.

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GD_Delta7 years ago

Half life 3

Apollo9243 years ago

I’ll become Gaben and create half life 3.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

I get all that money and become the head of valve? fuck fitness. Gaben will only get fatter

Dr_7roll3R8 years ago

He means "exchange bodies" which means, yes, he would look exactly like Gaben and Gaben will look exactly like him.

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BoopyDoopy29 years ago

Half life 3 will be in production and after that is exercise and plastic surgery

Fat Greta9 years ago

Hitler did everything wrong.

justalagomorph4 months ago

truth nukle

Thomas Koenders12 years ago

gaben already is great so, choose is made easily

Piratewaffle439 years ago

It is implied that I would not switch places, just get his body. I will ignore that implication, and become the head of valve, because it was not actually an explicit term.

WhizzyWhazza8 years ago

Since looks are an objective thing and someone already thinks he looks great... Yup

Dylan Holmes12 years ago

Win win. I'd sign Valve over to myself, get Gaben fit, then return to my old body as the new head of valve. Owning all games on steam would just be a bonus!

Chronus Lord Of Shadows9 years ago

Time to go to gym with a laptop

Ace3868 years ago

Who the heck is Gaben!?

DbExpress8 years ago

Our lord and savior is gabe noodle, do not question his amazingness also he made portal and half life.

deathbypanzer9 years ago

Who is that?

just_some_russian_dj4 months ago

I had to google who is gaben😭🙏

maxcaufieldlis10 years ago

Who's gaben?

RyanPlayz9 years ago

Who is Gaben anyway?

Banzai277 years ago

But what if people think his body looks great already?

Zaqinabox10 years ago

I would just steal Gabe's identity.

rexafun129 years ago

no way

Panifex8 years ago

Who and/or what is Gaben?

Banzai277 years ago

Who=head of valve What=god

Austin Lange12 years ago

Ain't nobody got time fo dat

tophatcat9 years ago

Where's the downside?

crazydude999 years ago

Definitely yes if we get to be on lord gaben's body

Cinderpelt059 years ago

I will try...

Kastenschwarzbrot9 years ago

Ill just train the fuck outta him and then he could be pretty hot

JarcraftedGamer8 years ago

Ready for Portal 3 and half life 3?

liquidated3 years ago

Can I just keep his body? Having all the steam games is nice but having steam is a whole other thing

TheEnchanted10 years ago

Loophole: He already looks fabulous

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juanjplaya9 years ago

Hear this can be put in another language

jshaw719 years ago

But whats he doing with MY body, while I am trying to make his look great?!

Walrus on PC9 years ago

COUNT TO 3

andrewmonske7 years ago

who cares who i look like, FREE GAMES!!!

Kirigaya.kazuto11 years ago

Add mustache, long hair, and a top hat

Chris the greek9 years ago

Oh lord Gaben

TrueRenegade8 years ago

Upside?

Maximus Decimus Meridius12 years ago

Easy peasy. Induce coma.

RetardedMandDoge696969699 years ago

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