You are super fast.
but
You can't stand still for more than a minute.
I will not


dashuaibilast year
你不知道物理学有个名词叫参照物吗?

TheMagnusArchives6 months ago
yeah i agree

Cheeese12 months ago
adhd mode plus organs move all the time soo

Buttons_Suck5 months ago
thats a great loophole.

humn3 years ago
wait, unless you are absolute zero (0 kelvin) your atoms are moving, so technically you are always moving... SMASHED

FlyingStars_last year
Big brain

TheLazymation3 years ago
Just sit

Icepicker504 years ago
So basically you"re The Flash as an insomniac.

YellowCandy84322 years ago
Sleep medication?

Star-crossed-pet-owner4 years ago
*laughs in ADHD*

YellowCandy84322 years ago
Yes

LXMIKNT238u4 years ago
I will sit or lie

KittenLover_7last year
You can still lie down

Decapiteur1er4 years ago
Even if I'm sitting, I can just move my foot around or whatever

Icepicker504 years ago
It doesn't quite work like that. When they mean STAND STILL, they mean in one place, and you can't sit down.

CoolManInTheSky5 months ago
But school

Jus2in3 years ago
Ill just crawl around:D

YDOCF2last year
I'd Press It

hDarkklast year
i mean everyones always moving so

CoolManInTheSky5 months ago
Oh yeah the sport games

xphostlast year
yes, you just need to sit down!

CESERAWlast year
just sit or lay on something, also you can just jump on the same place

db3939571last year
You can breathe

Lilliana36134 years ago
I already can't sit still

YellowCandy84322 years ago
Is your profile picture... Ein and KC?! But as cats?!
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Checkmanlast year
i would help them

MouseGirl3 years ago
If you think about you won't be able to sleep because you can't stay still long enough to fall asleep

MajorBajor3 years ago
It says I can't stand still. Normally I lie down when I sleep

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year
your atoms are moving LOOPHOLE

AlphaAblikimlast year
I'm still moving even when I'm asleep, cuz I'm not 0 kelvin. Seriously, some of these dilemmas need to think more carefully

DragonFireHeart8 months ago
SPEED. A USEFUL QUALITY FOR DRAGONS.

Fuchsylast year
physical adhd... allready have adhd jokes on you

Levelsofirony3 years ago
Well just move a single atom to to the left

Jackwastakenx2last year
ADHD.

Downside.last year
Bats who pressed the button are fucked
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