Will You Press The Button?

dinojl9 years ago

1. Upload yourself. 2. Claim to have invented the first AI. 3. Profit.

Dustin Fogliano12 years ago

There no point of accessing the internet if you can't jack off

DistantCoder2 years ago

YEP CUM

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EvilBloxBoss7 years ago

Should say You can surf the internet in your mind, but you only have until you pass out from lack of oxygen.

Blood10 years ago

who needs to move when u live in the internet?

Nanozec9 years ago

I have a phone....

Dean Cooper12 years ago

So basically you become Stephen Hawking?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yeah...

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Zak Smith12 years ago

am i paralyzed only while i'm accessing the internet, or all the time????

TheSnitch4799 years ago

I think the first time you do it your paralyzed forever

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Javi Haveeair Suarez12 years ago

so.. being stephen hawking, i'll be stephen hawking. (alyshia )

arobe3478 years ago

Why would you want the internet when your paralyzed from the neck down when the one thing you would want is to die because I would rather die cause life would suck

Turok145610 years ago

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ElPolloLoco99910 years ago

ever heard of mobile phones :D

I-Eat-Sand4 years ago

i can also cheat on test

TheNamesCornflake9 years ago

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Mysterman7 years ago

Phone?

NerdyTurtle9 years ago

You can't move anything except your head so you can't choose a video on YouTube or press this button so...

Allison Sanderson12 years ago

If it was that you were paralyzed only while using the internet, sure, but if it's supposed to mean permanently then no.

emperor sempai10 years ago

isnt there another one of these that has to do with money?

Shugotenshi8 years ago

If the paralization process is active only while I'm accessing the internet mentally, then why the hell not?

FARTSMELLA2 months ago

super brainz

LogicWizard3149 years ago

Do I really need this when I have my computers?

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

i like sex9 years ago

pore ya :D

Sean Bish12 years ago

I would likely do this. Disability and a wheelchair in exchange for access to what is more or less an Akashic record and a connection to the internet of everything? Don't mind if I do.

G4NJ4M4N5 years ago

internet isnt important plus why would you not want to move so you cant play games so whats the point

Aaron Floyd9 years ago

Do I sense a Matrix reference here?

Junai8 years ago

Stephen Hawking?

Da130mb2468 years ago

That"s like giving an leg to get your finger back

EPICTYGUY12310 years ago

Well I can pretty much live in the internet so yup

Shelovesyou123 9 years ago

The internet is gonna ruin my sanity. Not risking it.

crownofthorns10 years ago

Cellphones .-.

yellowScar4 years ago

I mean, I can just replace my meat limbs with metal ones. I"d be a cyborg.

Jennifer Garcia12 years ago

NOPE BECAUSE I WANNA PLAY MY INSTURMENT

Loyal2Goddess6 years ago

I can play any game online...and still suck!

Ezezezez9 years ago

Noobs

Wolf1238 years ago

So that means you cant use the internet. 🙁

Ronnoc52710 years ago

%23 What the fuck is your life.

yourzone10 years ago

no more jerking off no thanks.

Prince Hans9 years ago

I CAN. DOESNT SAY I HAVE TO PEOPLE

Bekfastking1544 years ago

Minecraft online

ME9 years ago

Stephen HAWKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auron Roy12 years ago

So I'm MORDOK?

Malcolmxt9 years ago

No no no no

yabbles7 years ago

(T_T)

Dos10238 years ago

Build robot parts and control them through the internet. Win win. I can now watch videos in my head and nobody will know

TheChazzaGames10 years ago

Can still watch porn :D

rab0039 years ago

worth it

greaterfiend10 years ago

I hope it counts online video games too.

GalaxyBrainLoopholes3 years ago

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Ceelive5542 years ago

yeah basically just live in the metaverse.

frosty076 years ago

Just replace your limbs with electronic ones that can be controlled online.

HcorpseParty9 years ago

Lain (^.^)

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