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Your urine escapes painlessly as a pleasant smelling vapour.

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Everybody who finds out about it wants you to pee on them but never says anything about it.

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Night Cat 11 years ago

"your urine escapes painlessly" as opposed to what? The norm of an excruciating pain when you pee? OP, go see a doctor!

MouseGirl 5 years ago

I want to like my oen reply

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Ceptonic4 11 years ago

What was this guy smoking when he wrote this?

YagamiRaito 9 months ago

I'm going to write the original poster's name in my notebook...

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Peridot394 10 years ago

If your pee hurts, you should see a doctor. It could be a UTI.

wifetrick 3 years ago

i love you

hollyskyes 11 years ago

at least they don't tell you they want you to pee on them.

Kaitie Z 10 years ago

This one's great. I died laughing (not literally) imma press dis button

TheTrueBoi 7 years ago

That"s oddly specific

stillfuture207 7 years ago

Isn't that how it always works?

Logan Tucker Arksey 13 years ago

laughed out loud at this one.

gac303 4 years ago

bro this literally predates internet time traveler?????????

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JOKE'S ON YOU 10 years ago

JOKE'S ON YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO PEE ON THEM ANYWAYS

Joe Larson 13 years ago

How high was the person who wrote this?

OctoWizard 9 years ago

very

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bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS WHAT THE HELL

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 10 years ago

At least I get chix

Yellowredstone 7 years ago

Why do people not like this? They don't say anything about it anyway.

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Just cause they want it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Zachary Senecal 13 years ago

I'm not seeing a real down side to this

Grayson Clark 13 years ago

I got purfume dick

ButtonUnMaster 5 years ago

Put ur pp juice on me

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Dpooly999 11 years ago

Hah. Hah. (=\\\\

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

No downside at all. Also, I'll pee on you if you pay me.

Bonzi Bonnie 11 years ago

Im confus

Jeremiah Vires 13 years ago

YES

Grrness 11 years ago

Made me laugh a little, sure why not? ðŸ˜…

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

...pee is meant to be painful? and no downsides.

ManiacStar 10 years ago

I will never know so wheres the downside?

Litsquadpizza 9 years ago

Ladys forgot thier purfume i got this

Brennanbug3 11 years ago

Who the fuck smell their pee

goldemert228 3 years ago

ну получается я ходящие духи)

RocketGirl1 11 years ago

gross... but whatever floats their boat

ceaser 11 years ago

Lol :0". Thats funny someone thinking pls piss on me

R_L_N 6 years ago

downside?

Ubercrow 12 years ago

Best choice I've had so far.

DerpyPieGaming 9 years ago

FETISH MUCH?

Conner2048 8 years ago

And the upside?

Tristan Corner 13 years ago

Wat

linforcer 11 years ago

Never have to get up in the middle of the night to go to pee?! Sign me up!

Fartface123 10 years ago

That's why I flush before peeps r need me

Evil_J last year

I mean... If it hurts when you pee, perhaps you should go to the clinic

Scorpion#1 11 years ago

I have to hold it then :-{

Paige1542 9 years ago

Yo ho ho

PeasyShipper69 5 years ago

pleasant smelling piss, good everyone who finds out wants me to piss on them, weird but whatever

Cyros 11 years ago

um.......................................

Excuseyou354 9 years ago

Person who wrote this has tumblr 100%

emogurl1223 11 years ago

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Cooldude123 10 years ago

as I said before WHAT...WHAT

danutionut112 7 years ago

I want to pee on a pussy

Jordan Christopher Tortes-Barker 13 years ago

No real downside to it. I don't pee on people lmao

2EZ4ME 11 years ago

Go skipping throughout streets pissing on everyone without getting in trouble

Emilyjones1 9 years ago

How would they find out

ponymauship 10 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahhahaahhaah

BlackCat22 9 years ago

So you pee cologne? Weird way to get girls but it'll do.

roflsheep 11 years ago

it doesn't say i have to do it though. and if they never say anything about it anyway then it doesn't affect me.

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