Will You Press The Button?

You have pressed

The Button

56801 (61%) 35635 (39%)

56801 (61%) people have pressed this button, while 35635 (39%) did not.

Your urine escapes painlessly as a pleasant smelling vapour.

but

Everybody who finds out about it wants you to pee on them but never says anything about it.

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Night Cat 11 years ago

"your urine escapes painlessly" as opposed to what? The norm of an excruciating pain when you pee? OP, go see a doctor!

MouseGirl 5 years ago

I want to like my oen reply

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Ceptonic4 11 years ago

What was this guy smoking when he wrote this?

YagamiRaito 10 months ago

I'm going to write the original poster's name in my notebook...

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Peridot394 10 years ago

If your pee hurts, you should see a doctor. It could be a UTI.

wifetrick 3 years ago

i love you

hollyskyes 11 years ago

at least they don't tell you they want you to pee on them.

Kaitie Z 11 years ago

This one's great. I died laughing (not literally) imma press dis button

TheTrueBoi 7 years ago

That"s oddly specific

stillfuture207 7 years ago

Isn't that how it always works?

Logan Tucker Arksey 13 years ago

laughed out loud at this one.

gac303 4 years ago

bro this literally predates internet time traveler?????????

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JOKE'S ON YOU 10 years ago

JOKE'S ON YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO PEE ON THEM ANYWAYS

Joe Larson 13 years ago

How high was the person who wrote this?

OctoWizard 9 years ago

very

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bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS WHAT THE HELL

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

At least I get chix

Yellowredstone 7 years ago

Why do people not like this? They don't say anything about it anyway.

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Just cause they want it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Zachary Senecal 13 years ago

I'm not seeing a real down side to this

Grayson Clark 13 years ago

I got purfume dick

ButtonUnMaster 5 years ago

Put ur pp juice on me

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Dpooly999 11 years ago

Hah. Hah. (=\\\\

dankmemes101 9 years ago

what the actual fuck

mazmaz 11 years ago

lol wtf. this mofo was high af

Threeturnip2268 4 years ago

WTF

AlbeMight 11 years ago

Perverts! K than.

dastuff 11 years ago

I'm a stoned opaloupa

Homestuck101 10 years ago

There"s a thing that"s called "perfume"

HDDN_RUNE1 9 years ago

U MMMMmmMMMM. What?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

This is really taking the piss.

unicornford 11 years ago

I don't kmow what you're smoking but I want two of them

Wasteofaface 11 years ago

Whyyyyy

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX 3 years ago

Erm... downside???

Kaioto 11 years ago

What the hell?

runesc 9 years ago

Golden shower but smells like vanilla?

imavirginnn 5 years ago

what drugs where you on creator?

Xenephos 11 years ago

I... Okay.

iamnoone 9 years ago

weirdest question I"ve seen here

PatrickZ1 11 years ago

i'm going to fucking Valhalla, how could I not press?

tralala trelele trilili 10 years ago

X3 LOL

Cooldude123 10 years ago

Trolololololololo

TearinFall 11 years ago

I am just so confused

IanMP 8 years ago

constipated

RESPEZ 5 months ago

This is the best question on the site

fenix250 11 years ago

As disturbing as this is, the downside DOES say they will never ask you to do that... so, technically no downside? Hopefully? ...*doesn't press just to be safe*

LilacKs 9 years ago

Wha in the world.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Why would you piss on someone

Jaysonsaids 9 years ago

This happens to me already.....wait

rumpleam493 11 years ago

u even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her armrnBoy: you're not pretty........ [Show full comment]

Cooldude123 10 years ago

WHAT...WHAT.

Threeturnip2268 4 years ago

I respect you more than my

Catchris 11 years ago

Well now

cow4cow 11 years ago

How will they find out

Bountyhunter3233 7 years ago

???

fartoholic20 12 years ago

Shire

JeffVee 10 years ago

I knew I shouldn't have showed grandpa how to use this app

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