Will You Press The Button?

you will never have to go to the toilet ever again

but

toilets are made extremely comfortable and they have the soft quilted toilet paper

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Maharid2 years ago

So it's a win for me and a win for all the others people that still use toilets... ok.

A strange person9 years ago

Never having to go there doesn't mean I can't go there. Nuff' said.

Shana Beals12 years ago

That'd make it so everyone else's toilets are comfortable as well, so that'd be double-win, plus you can still just go sit on it.

Sushilord2 years ago

I turn it into a throne. King John of the john.

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Gudershergd7 years ago

You can just sit on the toilet

YaBoiCheema7 years ago

whoever didn't is stupid and selfish, think about it.

NovaJ7219 years ago

DATS DE TOILET (Sorry, I must) But still, no downside =)

Baby Twilight Sparkle 9 years ago

YOUTUBE.COM/DASATOLIET

God1zilla8 years ago

No more moments of "oh shit i need to go to toilet in the most important part of a multiplayer game"

Hfjohnston8 years ago

Who says you have to use the bathroom. just realax and make the world better for everyone :D

Adrianne_DeForest8 years ago

Heck yes! Nothing is more comfortable than my bed! (:

Awaskiabro7 years ago

It"s the soft-quilted toilet paper! Everybody run!

Idosru7 years ago

Its a win/win

BoiBoixd8 years ago

It says that you dont HAVE to, not that you CANT

Jess Hallowell12 years ago

I'll never HAVE to... but I can WANT to.

plazmafighter9 years ago

DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

Rachel Ehrhart12 years ago

Was this written by a twelve year old?

German Mendoza12 years ago

What would be the point on getting one of those if you don't even need them...

YSMQTHLQYH8 years ago

Your? . Now the fact that you don't need them doesn't mean you can't use them.

ReefChong9 months ago

I can just sit on it

xXXdude64broXXx9 years ago

downside??

I Press Buttons10 years ago

i don't have to but i can

johanevil9 years ago

Sit on it! Unless you like pooping/peeing theres no downside.

Crazycat601488 years ago

IDC

Chicken Nugget9 years ago

I will use the million the make silicone toes

Starsinthesky3 years ago

Treat the toilet like it’s a chair lol

AntonyCraft 759 years ago

Hey everyone try this one: http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/186402

funtime mike6 years ago

You'll never need to, but you can

AxeTFC10 years ago

They said i didnt HAVE too

MrSniperRo8 years ago

Just sit on it and use the paper withoutbhave some s*it at a$$

catmaster12347 years ago

I agree with karmaNeko a toilet throne

AssFace10 years ago

I will sacrifice myself so other people have a comfortable shit. 77% are selfish toilet villains.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

That doesn't mean I'll be jealous of them

poopoofacey9 years ago

Where do I pee then if I can't go to the toilet?

Gcman9 years ago

Outside

Loophole man9 years ago

Just sit on them anyway

Just9919 years ago

So...i can sleep and play the WHOLE Day?

KevinSilver8 years ago

you can still sit on toilets

Richard You12 years ago

Basically what Jess said. I may not HAVE TO, meaning I don't NEED to. Doesn't mean I don't have the ability to. Besides, not like I need to use the toilet other than for sitting if it's that comfortable.

BobbyBob254 years ago

well i dont have to go, but i still can

FLoWA PoWA9 years ago

I pressed it because now i can PLAY VIDIEO GAMES FOR A LONGER TIME BECAUSE I NO NEED TO USE THE DUMPSTA BYE BYE GARBAGE CANS HELLO PARADISE

Transcending8 years ago

Downside?

Huntsman 9 years ago

It doesn't say I don't need to go to the bathroom

3web8 years ago

No need to wipe, no more skidmarks on underwear! Woohoo!

MaxiTK9 years ago

And fear part?

D YellowMadness7 years ago

No downside. Now you can make a chair out of one of those toilets & sit on that all the time.

Jarate10 years ago

Replace chairs with toilets.

Arc0v04 months ago

not have to ≠ cannot

laucc9 years ago

Where does the food go?

Brander9 years ago

It all gets digested, i guess.

WheelerNagel8 years ago

it says you don't have to dosn't mean you cant

Yetiq10 years ago

I don't wanna sweat shit instead of pooping it

XtremeButtonPresser9 years ago

But I about did but U can have a certain thing...

IssaSakamoto8 years ago

Japanese toilet

Kitkat4109 years ago

It Says I Never HAVE To. Doesn't Say I Can't.

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago

i don't HAVE to do anything

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