There are no positive or negative effects from pressing this button.
but
You know you want to. I mean, you can't not press it now you're here. Everyone's watching you, waiting, to see what kind of person you are. To see if you're the button pressing kind, or uh... I guess.. the non-button...pressing...kind. Your whole life has come down to this moment, this is what you trained for, this is how it begins, and this is how it ends. The choice you make here settles the fate of the universe.....But you know you don't HAVE to press it.....but you should.....do it.
I will not


njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc9 years ago
The return of the pointless button!

RGPZ7 years ago
Fucking Hell Why This Button
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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
WAIT, PRESSING THE BUTTON MEANS THAT I JUST WASTED PART OF MY LIFE PRESSING THE BUTTON, WHICH IS NEGATIVE, SO THE BUTTON LIED BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID GAIN A NEGATIVE AFFECT, WHICH IS LOSING .1 SECONDS OF MY LIFE PRESSING A BUTTON WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE BEING POPULAR.

SaucyBurger4 years ago
You wouldn't go outside anyways and you shouldn't there"s a pandrmic out and you"re not popular so who cares and you actually wasted more seconds by writing your comment
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TheBottOfFurtune8 years ago
This is a story of a man named Stanley.

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Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427.
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Chicken_elvis9 years ago
and his name is JOHN CENA!!!!!

RGPZ7 years ago
I Got The Answer Watermelonman He"s Not
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Nacas9 years ago
I...I...TOO MUCH PRESSURE I CAN'T HANDLE!! *PRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSTRESSPRESS*

GamingPlanet9 years ago
I love this button

Logical-loopholes7 years ago
It’s so inspirational

Vanessa A. Moraga12 years ago
Nobody tells me what to do!

meatloave5 months ago
Fuckn'a
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DedicatedOtaku8 years ago
This is so cool. It sounds like something a anime character would say in the last episode of the anime to the main character. "YOU are the chosen one!" Aki shouted at kishi as the monster attached itself to the body" You know you want to! I mean you can'...[Show full comment]

Mai-chan8 years ago
I trained my whole life to press a button? Lol, my life must be pretty meaningless!

Nasho5 years ago
MY BODY IS READY

ScalyWeasel8 years ago
Peer pressure.

WDGaster8 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON......NOT😎😎

Veryspookyfox7 years ago
well this isnt stressful at all :D

Cyc10n37 years ago
wtf was this XD

DorkGently8 years ago
this is the best button on this whole fucking website

RGPZ7 years ago
more like one of the most stupidest i dont get it so am i bruce wayne then but not batman

YanChan8 years ago
OoOoOo shiny button

pandaisme3 years ago
shiny button make crow brain go brrrrr

KrazyKiller2948 years ago
quote Emporer Palpatine "Do It"

DavidLyf8 years ago
pleased by the level of pointlessness, i am

Smithy_The_Button_Pusher8 years ago
Stopped reading after "you know you want to" and clicked No. F#ck your peer pressure

Filipkovarik8 years ago
The first part sums it up.

Casual_Bongos8 years ago
best question here

Jeremiah Vires12 years ago
THIS WAS SO AWESOME

adsswagger9 years ago
You stupid

Usernamed7 years ago
I'm a simple man. I see long dilemma, i don't press

AnyaSingh7 years ago
Who makes these?

ThePaulDude3 years ago
People who think they"re being a major smartass when really it"s just stupid.

Annawesome7 years ago
best press ever

loverofbidoofs8 years ago
What the fuck

DerpyPoopEmoji8 years ago
Technically, there is a downside, being the fact that I just wasted five WHOLE seconds of my life. xD

TimeGoat8 years ago
How is "no positve effects" in the positvie box?

DerDummy8 years ago
I AM AN INDEPENDANT X"D

Brigader_Kyon8 years ago
Did not press, for once I do not take orders

IdkTbh8 years ago
Yeah, you just get forced into doing it.

Thomas McCubbins12 years ago
i smack the person who made this button

Filip Havranek12 years ago
Wat

Conner Wolf12 years ago
Yay, I pushed a button.

Chris Baird12 years ago
just because you have the ability to do something doesn't mean you should

IdkTbh8 years ago
Then what"s the point?
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William Moseholm12 years ago
STANLEY!

the_Evil489 years ago
Ehm... i'll push it.

TreyHumphrey7 years ago
Whatever... you freakazoid... 😒

nobigdeal9 years ago
😞😞😞

GalceonGod117 years ago
In GOD BITCH no one tells me what to do

Amgd7 years ago
You are a stupid fucking bit cheaper who is an hater

Dragon the reaper9 years ago
i like this question

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
Renegade, bitch.

Baconboat9 years ago
What do I do,there is nothing to indicate a moral compass.

Mlp fim fan9 years ago
Awesome and confusing

CalvinTheAutistic2 years ago
Great now I'm questioning my sanity again.

Kettleman8 years ago
Whieverbwrote this is just trying to get you to press it. I did not. F*** you whoever wrote this. HA HA!!!

Stephano10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

StopItGetSomeHelp8 years ago
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

raiusman9 years ago
it to long to read

TherealCoolcat4 years ago
I MUST PRESS THE BUTTON (irelivent story but I was playing Minecraft with my cousin and we were doing this parcoure in the lobby before we started and there was a button that said do not push and I pushed it emedetly and we were teleported to the middle of...[Show full comment]

JohnPariah11 years ago
there aren't any positive or negative effects from NOT pressing it
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