There are no positive or negative effects from pressing this button.
but
You know you want to. I mean, you can't not press it now you're here. Everyone's watching you, waiting, to see what kind of person you are. To see if you're the button pressing kind, or uh... I guess.. the non-button...pressing...kind. Your whole life has come down to this moment, this is what you trained for, this is how it begins, and this is how it ends. The choice you make here settles the fate of the universe.....But you know you don't HAVE to press it.....but you should.....do it.
I will not

Gammadinfin 3 months ago
just want to try how it feels like..

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc 11 years ago
The return of the pointless button!

RGPZ 8 years ago
Fucking Hell Why This Button
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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
WAIT, PRESSING THE BUTTON MEANS THAT I JUST WASTED PART OF MY LIFE PRESSING THE BUTTON, WHICH IS NEGATIVE, SO THE BUTTON LIED BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID GAIN A NEGATIVE AFFECT, WHICH IS LOSING .1 SECONDS OF MY LIFE PRESSING A BUTTON WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE BEING POPULAR.

meatloave 4 months ago
Ltheawesome 8 years ago There is also the positive effect of I LOVE PRESSING BIG RED BUTTONS! <------ pervert
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Chicken_elvis 11 years ago
and his name is JOHN CENA!!!!!

RGPZ 8 years ago
I Got The Answer Watermelonman He"s Not
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TheBottOfFurtune 9 years ago
This is a story of a man named Stanley.

235x0 2 years ago
Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427.
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Nacas 10 years ago
I...I...TOO MUCH PRESSURE I CAN'T HANDLE!! *PRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSTRESSPRESS*

Vanessa A. Moraga 13 years ago
Nobody tells me what to do!

meatloave 2 years ago
Fuckn'a
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GamingPlanet 11 years ago
I love this button

Logical-loopholes 8 years ago
It’s so inspirational

DedicatedOtaku 9 years ago
This is so cool. It sounds like something a anime character would say in the last episode of the anime to the main character. "YOU are the chosen one!" Aki shouted at kishi as the monster attached itself to the body" You know you want to! I mean you can'... [Show full comment]

Mai-chan 9 years ago
I trained my whole life to press a button? Lol, my life must be pretty meaningless!

ScalyWeasel 10 years ago
Peer pressure.

WDGaster 10 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON......NOT😎😎

Nasho 6 years ago
MY BODY IS READY

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago
well this isnt stressful at all :D

Cyc10n3 9 years ago
wtf was this XD

Jeremiah Vires 13 years ago
THIS WAS SO AWESOME

adsswagger 10 years ago
You stupid

DorkGently 9 years ago
this is the best button on this whole fucking website

RGPZ 8 years ago
more like one of the most stupidest i dont get it so am i bruce wayne then but not batman

YanChan 9 years ago
OoOoOo shiny button

pandaisme 5 years ago
shiny button make crow brain go brrrrr

KrazyKiller294 9 years ago
quote Emporer Palpatine "Do It"

DavidLyf 9 years ago
pleased by the level of pointlessness, i am

Smithy_The_Button_Pusher 9 years ago
Stopped reading after "you know you want to" and clicked No. F#ck your peer pressure

Filipkovarik 10 years ago
The first part sums it up.

Casual_Bongos 10 years ago
best question here

Usernamed 8 years ago
I'm a simple man. I see long dilemma, i don't press

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
Who makes these?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
People who think they"re being a major smartass when really it"s just stupid.

Annawesome 9 years ago
best press ever

loverofbidoofs 9 years ago
What the fuck

DerpyPoopEmoji 9 years ago
Technically, there is a downside, being the fact that I just wasted five WHOLE seconds of my life. xD

TimeGoat 9 years ago
How is "no positve effects" in the positvie box?

DerDummy 10 years ago
I AM AN INDEPENDANT X"D

Brigader_Kyon 10 years ago
Did not press, for once I do not take orders

IdkTbh 10 years ago
Yeah, you just get forced into doing it.

Thomas McCubbins 13 years ago
i smack the person who made this button

Filip Havranek 13 years ago
Wat

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
Yay, I pushed a button.

Chris Baird 13 years ago
just because you have the ability to do something doesn't mean you should

IdkTbh 10 years ago
Then what"s the point?
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William Moseholm 13 years ago
STANLEY!

GalceonGod11 9 years ago
In GOD BITCH no one tells me what to do

Amgd 9 years ago
You are a stupid fucking bit cheaper who is an hater

Dragon the reaper 11 years ago
i like this question

the_Evil48 11 years ago
Ehm... i'll push it.

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago
Whatever... you freakazoid... 😒

nobigdeal 10 years ago
😞😞😞

CalvinTheAutistic 4 years ago
Great now I'm questioning my sanity again.

Kettleman 10 years ago
Whieverbwrote this is just trying to get you to press it. I did not. F*** you whoever wrote this. HA HA!!!

Stephano 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago
Renegade, bitch.

Baconboat 10 years ago
What do I do,there is nothing to indicate a moral compass.

Mlp fim fan 11 years ago
Awesome and confusing

JohnPariah 12 years ago
there aren't any positive or negative effects from NOT pressing it

cjl 9 years ago
wase my time

Aaron Floyd 11 years ago
I WILL complete my destiny!
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