49880 (54%) 42335 (46%)
49880 (54%) people have pressed this button, while 42335 (46%) did not.
You become an all-powerful human able to manipulate matter, energy, time, and space. You also gain immense knowledge and understanding of the universe and immortality.
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Your new powers leave you depressed and apathetic, especially towards the human race. You will eventually be hated by society for not helping enough.
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Maharid3 months ago
So i'm as i am now with all the pro? HARD PRESS!

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee6 months ago
womp womp to them

minimegaman0909 months ago
manipulate the button. remove the downside. problem solved

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE8 months ago
Yes.

The tenth doctor9 years ago
if i can manipulate matter, ill manipulate myself to not be depressed and be apathetic

Midean8 years ago
Which one of you is "the Doctor", Righty, Bazil, "Day of the Doctor tenth Doctor", or Zygon imitator? The regular tenth Doctor has no memory of "The Day of the Doctor". "Day of the Doctor tenth Doctor" has those memories but we assume he"s from the same ...[Show full comment]
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SpyGirl22911 years ago
I already have anxiety, drepression, and a Hate for humans. So is my life with omnipotence? Im in

Mnooper8 years ago
soo.. im sans? FUCK YEAH BITCH

pagwin1149 years ago
I want power from knowledge and manipulation of time and space plus if someone gives you immense hate you kill them with your powers of matter manipulation

Thjmze 9 years ago
What he said!!!!!!!!!!!

Silverpaw9 years ago
I'll manipulate the letters in the downside to say "You'll always be happy"

I hate all weebs11 years ago
so nothing changes but i have superpowers

NoChill9 years ago
Fuck humanity, there are alliens in space

LovelyJoey257417 years ago
Clap their cheeks

PsychieWolf9 years ago
If you're able to manipulate anything, simply manipulate yourself to be happy again.

Coolguy24610 years ago
I would know everything so I would know how to get rid of the downside.

MakotoYukiii9 years ago
Loophole,you are the bacon

Stephen Lee12 years ago
Eventually society will learn to not bite the immortal, all powerful hand that feeds them. Especially when said hand has not taken his meds.

R111111ck2 years ago
But Eminem already took our place
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PsychieWolf9 years ago
If you're able to manipulate anything, simply manipulate yourself to be happy again.

insanicus9 years ago
being a villain is a thing

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER9 years ago
I BASICALLY ALREADY AM

FiqihHakim8 years ago
Strength can't replace friendship

Kuroshinai9 years ago
Y not

Motherfucking8 years ago
I can use my knowledge to manipulate the matter in my brain and not be sad and all that crap. LOOPHOLE!

WilliamtheSunDragonKnight10 years ago
They can deal with it

finnkid18 years ago
FUCK IT. I MAKE A NEW PLANET.

Puppydog84849 years ago
This is basically like, you have super powers, but no one likes you, you have no friends, and your so sad you don't enjoy the powers.

IHateFeminism9 years ago
I'll go live on Mars instead or something.

mrktz9 years ago
So you mean Dr. Manhattan ?

littlestars9 years ago
i can make myself unhatted i am an almighty goddess BD imma boss

Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Sunglasses faces: B) B| B\ >B( <B)

doomguy649 years ago
my soloution is anti-depressants and friends that do not count as society.

Lesser Pikadog9 years ago
if i am a god then i can create things to make me happy, a new society, heck a magic pill maybe. then i can make world peace and hopefully i don't start wars other stuff when i make another planet for humans to live on. i could make a literal heaven on earth

Lps rocks dont judge me9 years ago
why would i be powerful i mean i already am whats there to change

JJMJR8 years ago
this is 2016 and sadly that is how cops live just with more extra abilities. yet Even though "your not helping enough" It feel great to do things bigger than yourself. that"s why i pressed the button.

Melony Sakura9 years ago
What I no speak knowledge 🤔

ThatGuy13379 years ago
So, my dream come true

Kayza06 9 years ago
Nah i will not Nah

_youtube_phangurl_9 years ago
So... I'm myself with intense power....

YellowPhoneCall9 years ago
Might as well. Screw Society.

finalfantasy79 years ago
so basically me but smart and immortal? ok

Lightningstrom9 years ago
I would never do that!

Korrok9 years ago
Fourth time, no different that now. Next.

HappyTheCat 9 years ago
I will become bill cipher!

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago
"Kill them all, let God sort them out" ~USS special forces

UNICORN nuggets9 years ago
That's just crap!!!!

Stormofapophis9 years ago
BILL cipher IN A WAY

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER9 years ago
YEAH IT REALLY IS

Risk time9 years ago
Im now chuck noris

sadboy9 years ago
Im already depressed anyways so idc

Adam 229 years ago
Downside?

Duckyface9 years ago
so . . . we become Sans?

Rerun249 years ago
So Dr. Manhattan and God...

TBAdriel9 years ago
i typed in trollolol on the url and it gave me this

SBURBIAN9 years ago
Just make society not hate u.

Kadester1019 years ago
Lol I already rule the world
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