You live forever.
but
You have to experience the death of each of your loved ones for all eternity.
I will not


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Maharidlast year
That what happen if you live for the eternity and other not?

mampfer9 years ago
Life short, lose ~10 people, live long, lose more.... Loss is an elemental part of life, extend the one and you automatically increase the other. But hey, at least you'll be the most famous person in existance after the next 50 odd years if you want to :)

Migdin18 years ago
hihello111 ITS Migdin1 GEEZ GET IT RIGHT [DONT EVER CORRECT ME AGAIN]
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
that would be a good thing you live forever longing the feeling of death and then you experience a death of someone else and you come back to yourself and your happy again :)

None-Is-None8 years ago
Solution: "You have to experience thei death of each of your loved ones for all eternity." Just go back and have them press the button, then they'll also live forever.

Charlieis2swag8 years ago
Even when the earth explodes damn that would be scary #NopedyNope

hihello1118 years ago
THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST PUT YOU LIVE FOREVER YOU LIVE FOREVER

ShippingTrash8 years ago
Can I just say I fucking love your profile picture

hihello1118 years ago
THAT IS WHAT LIVEING FOREVER MEANS

Migdin18 years ago
Living not liveing....

OguzhanYigit8 years ago
ERROR 404: UPSIDE NOT FOUND!

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago
I have no loved ones so ha ha ha ha ha T_T

logic56678 months ago
bro，You still have we netizens

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago
I have no love ones so I win I win ha ha haT_T

Avatardeath20659 years ago
Just get your loved ones to press the button

tardis_doctor1579 years ago
Yoy akready have to wathc others pass in real life

Myself1239 years ago
Who would want to live forever?

TheGreatAndLoveablePeridot9 years ago
Me, I'm already lonely, so win-win.

Rebecca E. Duval12 years ago
Who wants to live forever?

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
LETS GO LONELY PIZZA!!!
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MidNight30009 years ago
That's fucking terrible!

mampfer9 years ago
Life short, lose ~10 people, live long, lose more.... Loss is an elemental part of life, extend the one and you automatically increase the other. But hey, at least you'll be the most famous person in existance after the next 50 odd years if you want to :)

satan-sama9 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'd stop giving a fuck after like 200 years

pugthechub9 years ago
people die bruh move on

4565AnimeHotline9 years ago
Failed to see upside.

Migdin19 years ago
The upside is you dont die, exceot if you want to die, do you want to die or not?

Rachel Sherman12 years ago
At least you're not causing those deaths. They'd happen anyway.

belle297 years ago
but u still would have to watch everyone and everything you love die... and what happens when the world ends/explodes?? you'll just be floating around through space
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Jim Moriarty12 years ago
So basically The Doctor

Malina707867 years ago
JIM PLEASE SAY FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD!!!!! pleeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaaase?????????!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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Owen Reardon12 years ago
After a while, you'll just get used to it.

AntoniEvtimov4 years ago
Im gonna live with this 28000 people

thelonelydogateer10 years ago
Just be a dick to everyone and then let them know you can't die. Haha!

XDUDE9 years ago
IF YOU PRESSED THE BUTTON YOU EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN

SomeRandy9 years ago
no loved ones = no down side

Sasaki-Ikusa-Mikako9 years ago
Sasaki: I don't want to, immortality is NOT super healing, essentially, if someone slashed your arm off with a katana, you'd permanently lose your arm. So, although the first 100-200 years may be awesome, not aging, what's the chances you would have all yo...[Show full comment]

Super-sans7 years ago
To pain full

Z0m41e7 years ago
Whaw isd gremmer??

03079 years ago
Why would anyone want to live forever?

Icaru57 years ago
It says that I live forever, not that I stay concious forever. Just wait until computerized brain implants are invented and perfected, and install a chip that can shut off my pain receptors and/or make me unconcious. I can just sleep through the heat death of the universe.

iniminimoo9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

BowtiesAreKewl9 years ago
Lmao, I don't have a crush

autistic113 years ago
If you live forever then when the universe dies then eternal pain.

autistic113 years ago
No upside infinite downside.

jonathanalexishernandez10 years ago
I wouldn't like to experience the of my loved ones even though i dont have anyone to love except my family

Nate_beast9 years ago
im adopted and i dont have many people that i like so, downside?

greaterfiend6 years ago
Last button halved my lifetime. Half of eternity is still eternity.

62801410 years ago
SCrew all the women!

Ineedhealing7 years ago
What if they press it too?

Eva Leffler12 years ago
good.

mudkip45319 years ago
Ever heard of tuck everlasting? no thanks

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan9 years ago
LIVES are at STAKE

Cattails9 months ago
I just don't love others

insnpngn9 years ago
That's just a normal consequence of immortality, not a separate drawback.

dankmemes1018 years ago
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Nightmare_King4 years ago
I'll just remove the part of my brain that makes me feel

Kes10 years ago
i will just sad for few hundreds years than it will be okay again. People will die anyway, huh

Migdin18 years ago
What is this loved ones your talking about, is it food

Z0m41e7 years ago
I guess, who knows. :/

tomboy are like wtf9 years ago
Everyone die it natural but it will be sad but I wont get attached

NitroZombies9 years ago
Me and the other 18792 people who pressed the button could chill... make an immortal club :3

chaoslord9 years ago
Um l39% does

JokesOnYouAlways7 years ago
It won’t solve your problems....btw have fun loving forever when the sun dies and so does the earth and u have no oxygen in space and your body is diseased and everything is exploding and turning into a black hole....yeah those 70 years are starting to sound a lot longer eh?
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