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Your dream partner comes to life and agrees to be with you until the day you die. You end up getting the house of your dreams with them and having however many kids you want. You get your dream job and earn triple the amount of salary that the job usually offers. You pretty much have the best life you could imagine and can do whatever you want.
but
In order to acheive this, you must enter a ring of several hungry carnivorous predators that are known to eat human flesh. Survival is guaranteed and anything damaged or missing on your body (Such as vital organs or limbs) is fully healed only seconds after you exit the ring, but the mauling will be extremely painful and last for fifteen minutes. You will also have to watch as one of them slices open your stomach and eats your intestines like fresh ramen.
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Joseph_Andreislast year
I can take it

RandomGuy8889 years ago
Get high on morpine so you will get rid of the pain before entering the ring. No pain= all the gain

iamspeedy2 years ago
man is actually a genius
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DKTalfuris9 years ago
there is a second down side, you have to read half a page.

charizard_7 years ago
Lol

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
If I can deal with my period then I can do that for fifteen minutes

charizard_7 years ago
Definitely for sure
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Of Life and Death9 years ago
Guaranteed survival? Hell, I'd do anything for my favorite fictional character.

qwertyqwerty4last year
THe FoRTNiTe CHAractEr
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DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Is the 15 minutes of excruciating pain from trying to read this?

Woof Cakes12 years ago
I just didnt press it because I couldnt be bothered reading the whole thing

Smiley_Doggo484 years ago
lol lol lol lol
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AssHar8 years ago
TL-DR: The perfect life BUT you are in great pain for 15 minutes getting your inner pieces devoured by beasts, but it all fully heals fast, and when it"s done you leave like nothing happened.

FoxxQ4 years ago
Getting surgery for an awesome robot body, BUT you can't take any morphine, AND you are awake the whole time.

TheBraveKnight7 years ago
WAT

Zachary Olson12 years ago
The downside is 15 minutes of excruciating pain and misery. The upside? You walk out completely unscathed, and you have a life you couldn't have for real. Yes.

shishkamoo7 years ago
After about 3 minutes of being mauled you would already be dead so it wouldnt hurt after that. Or you could just fight of whatever animals your fighting.
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ItsNoob9 years ago
Well afterwards, grab a AK47

KawiiGirlHarley9 years ago
Shoot the crap out of those bastards

kronos8 years ago
So my dream job us beeing and immortal ruler of the galaxy who tries to conquer the univers so i will have her forever who cares about the 15 min extrem pain when survive is granted

Bossnes47 years ago
Bring a gun.

swanfantasy7 years ago
Its long but a good deal.

Prism8 years ago
FUCK YALL IMA SPRINT TILL THE DAY I DIE!

Derp8 years ago
My body 😣😣😣😣😣

jkmc12058 years ago
I wonder how long it took this guy to make this.

FutureChannel8 years ago
I would also record this, OBVIOUSLY

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
I don't need this for my dream partner I need this to guarantee a good life for me and my gf. Even if it means I have suffer for 15 minutes.

zboy9 years ago
so, like that mellena fatlity in MKX

Karen45679 years ago
Not all people on earth are human so I'll take it

ImNotAFish8 years ago
People aren’t all human People and human are synonyms lol

Daisy Watkins12 years ago
physical pain - a doddle. The pain of not achieving anything in life - intolerable

Darkshine Felix12 years ago
Mmm, Ramen.

FoxxQ4 years ago
Mmm, human guts.

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Literally the easiest decision so far. Very temporary pain with no after effects or lasting damage and no chance of death for a lifetime of happiness? Count me in.

Blake Talbert12 years ago
What if your emo? LIFE HACK!

Yehboi9 years ago
*you're
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Anthony Lightening12 years ago
School in a nutshell

gamandy2 years ago
except school doesnt do you much good anymore

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago
15 minutes of pain for a lifetime of happiness. That's a no-brainer.

God-Of-Loopholes4 years ago
Anesthetics before

Jizzygee9 years ago
So just bring a grenade. (Problem solved!) (grenade fractures into a million peices, hits the several hungry carnivorous predators, predators injured, predators can't move because they are paralyzed, and you walk home free)

EpicSparklez9810 years ago
Too long, didn't read just decided not to click the button.

SuperAssass1n99 years ago
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memes328 years ago
If I don't die than I will just take pain for the 15 minutes and have the best life ever

gamingyeti9 years ago
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3th37 years ago
Downside?

pandakittyisawesome9 years ago
For short your dreams for almost death. Is it really important?

Wolf984 months ago
15 minutes of suck, forever of amazing? Yeah that's a not a press that's a slam that button down to be safe.

THEBAWS2110 years ago
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skyrimlegend219 years ago
Your here to PLAY a game not ASK PEOPLE TO GO IN YOUR ASS

Jaerun_The_Pug5 years ago
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Long!

ThatGuy13379 years ago
So, be a Gladiator for 15 minutes then spend the rest of my life in luxury? Awesome!!!

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck8 years ago
These carnivores are going DOWN!!!!!!!!

alexyo11 years ago
who the fuck comes up with these? I mean obviously I said yes--no lasting pain or effects for a perfect job, partner and life is no contest--but who the hell thought of this??

Epicgamer694203 years ago
If I'm ok afterwards then who cares

MarcIsGod698 years ago
TL;DR

THE GREAT PAPYRUS10 years ago
WELL, I AM A SKELETON, SO I SEE NO ISSUE

GamingPenguinYT9 years ago
I would just knock myself out until its over...LOOPHOLE

Shannon Rockett12 years ago
:D I love ramen

SherrinfordWhochester8 years ago
To much words

ENDUR BIN9 years ago
you could get a life

Snackpigeon10 years ago
Goods things can only come out of bad things

HEN HEN9 years ago
Brotal

Blaahman8 years ago
15 minutes of hell for a lifetime of happiness? I see no problem, just power through it
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