Will You Press The Button?

Envoy 11 years ago

This takes 'Go fuck yourself' to a whole other level!

Dannybionic 4 years ago

999999999 iq

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Idouts 10 years ago

So when twelve year olds in COD and CSGO tell me to go fuck myself I can comply and say "already done that"?

the117doctor 9 years ago

I already have that right...it"s called auto fellatio

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ThePaulDude 10 years ago

At least they'd understand you better than anyone else could.

thebuttonisevil 11 years ago

That would be weird because how would a girl have the memory of jerking off?

ItalianWaffle 11 years ago

They'd just masturbate

Glitchy_N 3 years ago

Jokes on you I'm already a narcissist!

minimegaman090 2 years ago

fuck it, this would be actually crazy and i'm all for it

MihaiAvd 11 years ago

Someone says to to you GO FUCK URSELF! and u are like I ALREADY DID THAT!

George_the_gay 9 years ago

Im gay

youralcoholicgranny 10 years ago

lets be real would you really stand yourself cause man i sure dont want to fall in love with an arrogant and ugly fuckwit

M3g4_Luc4r10 9 years ago

Fan-Fic of Me x Me

LaurenNStuff 9 years ago

I'm lesbian, but if honestly date a male version of myself because I'm awesome.

Kris Binkley 13 years ago

I'm always down for a me-some

Adam_bomb34 7 years ago

Is it masturbation or incest?

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LEMONSNIPER1230 11 years ago

I AM A FRIGGIN LEMON I DON'T HAVE AN OPPOSITE GENDER

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Yes you do because the opposite if a lemon is a lime.

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rottasmells 9 years ago

I WOULD LOVE A MUSIC PRODUCER GIRLFRIEND

lol 11 years ago

yeah... hat would make a relationship really weird, cause you both know what to do to make the other happy

-Sci 5 years ago

That isn't neccisarly a bad thing. It would be convenient and nice. Once you get past the weirdness first meeting them.

MeepBeep 9 years ago

Welp at least I'll just have a smug look in a comment war "GO F*** YOURSELF" "I already did (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "...." "*sends picture of me and genderbent version*" "Wtf" "(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Uncookedham87 9 years ago

Well, if you can't find a normal person, might as well fuck yourself

DottySpot 9 years ago

Ahem, downside? Random guy: Go (Bleep) yourself!! >:D Me: (grabs boy me) I already did that!! So suck it, douchebag!!! >:) Random guy: Erm... O_O""

BlaiseyWaisey 8 years ago

Well if it"s me then me knows what me likes in bed

TheNerdLord 6 years ago

This is perfect. I see no downside.

Badass_bastard 6 years ago

Get in an argument with someone they say go fuck yourself you can say I already plan to later tonight

JohnHancockJr 9 years ago

At least I know I won't break up with me... Hopefully...

Dannybionic 4 years ago

That would be pretty much impossible cuz you would be the picture perfect match for the other version of you

Ifredward 9 years ago

I didn't mean to press -_-

IsaacSunrazer 6 years ago

So I fuck my genderbend whos personality is 100% horny... SOGN ME THE FUCK UP!

Broerbrent 10 years ago

She/he would understand you and help perfect

joman6977 10 years ago

but if you have a problem, then they wouldn't know how to help since they have the same memory.

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago

I would love to date myself

SnowMonet 10 years ago

What's the opposite to Apache Attack Helicopter?

BeanstheKingBeetle 2 years ago

M1A2 Abrams Tank

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The_Noiwa 7 years ago

bruh no down sides

Ekrub 7 years ago

"All the same memories and experiences" Well let me tell you, a person with the opposite gender can't possibly have had all the same experiences lol

Adam_bomb34 7 years ago

This is just taking narcissism a step further. So yes I would fuck myself.

Typhl0sion 11 years ago

Help I can't find the downside

Ozzy450 9 years ago

If you"re lazy.

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

Kagamine Len and Rin????

ct3000 8 years ago

This is my power fantasy.

nevinfouke 8 years ago

i dont need to explain.

Driconian 8 years ago

Then she would know my bank account number... HELL NAH.

Camogiantg 8 years ago

I could never love myself Jk I’m sexy af

Ida Simone 13 years ago

That's the opposite of a problem.

Hereuall2 9 years ago

I love myself

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

i see no problems with that

MrMapleBar 9 years ago

That"s narcissistic

BenZarns 9 years ago

I'm really trying too hard right now to figure out how my opposite looks like.

BenZarns 9 years ago

Also if they are basically doing and thinking the same way as me, then wouldn't that mean that they are also typing the same thing in?

pikachu1626 9 years ago

that"s exactly wat my cush is but minus the from a diferent planet part

ziagrace 9 years ago

whats wrong with that? wait... does this count as incest?

MatthewPowell 9 years ago

I"d fuck me... I"d fuck me HARD!

theonlysans 10 years ago

Definetly!

mr.whatface 10 years ago

I do a lot of timeline hopping. This button has already happened to me. There's an entire quadrant in the O section where all the timelines are filled with gender-swapped versions of all of us. Female me is actually pretty sexy tbh.

blackpanther 11 years ago

I'm cool with lady me

NinteN 11 years ago

This is what I've wanted to do.

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

there is not a single person i love more than myself having an alternate universe female version of me would be awesome

Fishtronaut 11 years ago

She'll know my suffering.

Dannybionic 4 years ago

And know how she can help you with getting over said suffering

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