Will You Press The Button?

Envoy9 years ago

This takes 'Go fuck yourself' to a whole other level!

Dannybionic3 years ago

999999999 iq

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Idouts9 years ago

So when twelve year olds in COD and CSGO tell me to go fuck myself I can comply and say "already done that"?

the117doctor8 years ago

I already have that right...it"s called auto fellatio

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minimegaman09011 months ago

fuck it, this would be actually crazy and i'm all for it

Glitchy_N2 years ago

Jokes on you I'm already a narcissist!

ThePaulDude9 years ago

At least they'd understand you better than anyone else could.

thebuttonisevil9 years ago

That would be weird because how would a girl have the memory of jerking off?

ItalianWaffle9 years ago

They'd just masturbate

George_the_gay7 years ago

Im gay

MihaiAvd9 years ago

Someone says to to you GO FUCK URSELF! and u are like I ALREADY DID THAT!

youralcoholicgranny9 years ago

lets be real would you really stand yourself cause man i sure dont want to fall in love with an arrogant and ugly fuckwit

M3g4_Luc4r108 years ago

Fan-Fic of Me x Me

LaurenNStuff8 years ago

I'm lesbian, but if honestly date a male version of myself because I'm awesome.

LEMONSNIPER12309 years ago

I AM A FRIGGIN LEMON I DON'T HAVE AN OPPOSITE GENDER

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Yes you do because the opposite if a lemon is a lime.

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rottasmells8 years ago

I WOULD LOVE A MUSIC PRODUCER GIRLFRIEND

Kris Binkley12 years ago

I'm always down for a me-some

Adam_bomb346 years ago

Is it masturbation or incest?

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MeepBeep8 years ago

Welp at least I'll just have a smug look in a comment war "GO F*** YOURSELF" "I already did (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "...." "*sends picture of me and genderbent version*" "Wtf" "(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Uncookedham878 years ago

Well, if you can't find a normal person, might as well fuck yourself

lol9 years ago

yeah... hat would make a relationship really weird, cause you both know what to do to make the other happy

-Sci4 years ago

That isn't neccisarly a bad thing. It would be convenient and nice. Once you get past the weirdness first meeting them.

DottySpot8 years ago

Ahem, downside? Random guy: Go (Bleep) yourself!! >:D Me: (grabs boy me) I already did that!! So suck it, douchebag!!! >:) Random guy: Erm... O_O""

TheNerdLord5 years ago

This is perfect. I see no downside.

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

Well if it"s me then me knows what me likes in bed

Badass_bastard5 years ago

Get in an argument with someone they say go fuck yourself you can say I already plan to later tonight

IsaacSunrazer5 years ago

So I fuck my genderbend whos personality is 100% horny... SOGN ME THE FUCK UP!

JohnHancockJr8 years ago

At least I know I won't break up with me... Hopefully...

Dannybionic3 years ago

That would be pretty much impossible cuz you would be the picture perfect match for the other version of you

Ifredward8 years ago

I didn't mean to press -_-

The_Noiwa5 years ago

bruh no down sides

Ekrub6 years ago

"All the same memories and experiences" Well let me tell you, a person with the opposite gender can't possibly have had all the same experiences lol

Broerbrent8 years ago

She/he would understand you and help perfect

joman69778 years ago

but if you have a problem, then they wouldn't know how to help since they have the same memory.

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago

I would love to date myself

SnowMonet9 years ago

What's the opposite to Apache Attack Helicopter?

BeanstheKingBeetle9 months ago

M1A2 Abrams Tank

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Adam_bomb346 years ago

This is just taking narcissism a step further. So yes I would fuck myself.

ct30006 years ago

This is my power fantasy.

Typhl0sion9 years ago

Help I can't find the downside

Ozzy4508 years ago

If you"re lazy.

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Kagamine Len and Rin????

nevinfouke7 years ago

i dont need to explain.

Driconian7 years ago

Then she would know my bank account number... HELL NAH.

Camogiantg7 years ago

I could never love myself Jk I’m sexy af

Hereuall28 years ago

I love myself

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

i see no problems with that

MrMapleBar8 years ago

That"s narcissistic

BenZarns8 years ago

I'm really trying too hard right now to figure out how my opposite looks like.

BenZarns8 years ago

Also if they are basically doing and thinking the same way as me, then wouldn't that mean that they are also typing the same thing in?

pikachu16268 years ago

that"s exactly wat my cush is but minus the from a diferent planet part

ziagrace8 years ago

whats wrong with that? wait... does this count as incest?

MatthewPowell8 years ago

I"d fuck me... I"d fuck me HARD!

Ida Simone12 years ago

That's the opposite of a problem.

theonlysans9 years ago

Definetly!

mr.whatface9 years ago

I do a lot of timeline hopping. This button has already happened to me. There's an entire quadrant in the O section where all the timelines are filled with gender-swapped versions of all of us. Female me is actually pretty sexy tbh.

blackpanther9 years ago

I'm cool with lady me

NinteN9 years ago

This is what I've wanted to do.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

there is not a single person i love more than myself having an alternate universe female version of me would be awesome

Fishtronaut 9 years ago

She'll know my suffering.

Dannybionic3 years ago

And know how she can help you with getting over said suffering

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