"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this
Migdin110 years ago
Soo they are normal people?
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IAmJeesus11 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.
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Comrade Ivan10 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!
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shadowhacked11 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love
Lue10ant Diamond11 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet
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TheWiseGuru10 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?
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Damian Grager13 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)
DFDragonFire8 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra9 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).
The_Plague6 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)
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dannu23111 years ago
just don't shut it down
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RetardedHamster11 years ago
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?
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Tox94311 years ago
I can ban them
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Sum3Dud39 years ago
Fuking Hippies.
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FilthyFrank420blazeit9 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.
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Migdin110 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it
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Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.
DestiniesTide10 years ago
Lol
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GGuy1234511 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!
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Stage-Knight11 years ago
Solution: Hire Saxton Hale to remove hippies (might even do it for free).
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mia_cutie9 years ago
You butt hole$😖
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EverFreeGaming11 years ago
So prank videos, react videos and dumb memes that ain't funny, Like srly
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321Name312user12311 years ago
do a go vegan campain ez
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HahaPressedIt4 years ago
I see no downside
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vorpike12 years ago
but how do ppl know that i'm the owner?
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Debo11 years ago
Just buy an army to deal with them
#Problemsolved
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DFDragonFire8 years ago
Make the Internet private >:)
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Jake Delano13 years ago
one does not 'own' the internet... its a combination of all networking companies.. :)
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niggathink10 years ago
First thing to buy jail store
hippies
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DavidThaFirst 11 years ago
Fuk yes
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aproy11 years ago
That sounds like something that already happens to internet moguls.
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andre_the_R.H.Glast year
just hire some people to kill the hippies.
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Mr.meme_GTi11 years ago
i will just fund a project to build a terminator to kill all the hippies. end of story. Plus I would announce just saying the thing was an accident and was designed for combat.
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Friendlymouse9 years ago
I'm already a blood thirsty hippy.
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MouseGirl5 years ago
Now I can remove all porn sites! Praise the Lord Jesus!
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Nickm212 years ago
I don't need friends I'll just buy them
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Smokeyavatior10 years ago
HAHAHA I hate people so I see no down side
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NoTell10 years ago
If everybody hates you nobody want to do anything for you (example:you go to a hardware shop:
You:Can I have this wood plank
Seller:Yes...IN YOU ASS M*THERFUCKER I CALL THE HIPPIES!!!
DestiniesTide10 years ago
Lol so true
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Mr.jack_17 11 years ago
I hate to be hated
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Zackattack229 years ago
Money talks
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Anonamouse11 years ago
Everyone loves the internet...
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replymachine9 years ago
i thought it said blood thirstly nipples.
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Purple12 years ago
BRING IT ON HIPPIES!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON
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Babyedward10 years ago
Bribe
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Lioth3 years ago
Easy, move into a secure compound and get guards to kill the hippies.
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Thekittygoogle10 years ago
Let them hate me and say that if i get killed itll send them back to the stone age because i have a chip in my neck that looks at my health (everyone is stupid enough to believe me since they are giving a guy everybody hates 250000$ a day...)
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Pandaman_58 years ago
Why hippys tho?
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Rusty Shackleford13 years ago
by everyone, is that a collective or is it every single human on earth hates you?
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smartass11 years ago
Sure just use the money to bribe the president to get protesting banned for ever duh
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CRAZYBoxers20139 years ago
So if i got that money i can get bodyguards or aa damn ar-15
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