"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this
Migdin18 years ago
Soo they are normal people?
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IAmJeesus9 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.
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Comrade Ivan9 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!
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shadowhacked9 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love
Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet
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TheWiseGuru8 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?
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WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).
The_Plague5 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)
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Damian Grager12 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)
DFDragonFire7 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?
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Tox9439 years ago
I can ban them
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Sum3Dud37 years ago
Fuking Hippies.
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FilthyFrank420blazeit8 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.
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Migdin18 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it
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Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.
DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol
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GGuy123459 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!
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Debo9 years ago
Just buy an army to deal with them
#Problemsolved
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DFDragonFire7 years ago
Make the Internet private >:)
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Jake Delano12 years ago
one does not 'own' the internet... its a combination of all networking companies.. :)
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niggathink9 years ago
First thing to buy jail store
hippies
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DavidThaFirst 9 years ago
Fuk yes
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aproy9 years ago
That sounds like something that already happens to internet moguls.
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andre_the_R.H.G19 days ago
just hire some people to kill the hippies.
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Mr.meme_GTi10 years ago
i will just fund a project to build a terminator to kill all the hippies. end of story. Plus I would announce just saying the thing was an accident and was designed for combat.
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Friendlymouse8 years ago
I'm already a blood thirsty hippy.
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MouseGirl4 years ago
Now I can remove all porn sites! Praise the Lord Jesus!
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Nickm211 years ago
I don't need friends I'll just buy them
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Smokeyavatior8 years ago
HAHAHA I hate people so I see no down side
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NoTell9 years ago
If everybody hates you nobody want to do anything for you (example:you go to a hardware shop:
You:Can I have this wood plank
Seller:Yes...IN YOU ASS M*THERFUCKER I CALL THE HIPPIES!!!
DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol so true
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Mr.jack_17 9 years ago
I hate to be hated
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Zackattack227 years ago
Money talks
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Anonamouse10 years ago
Everyone loves the internet...
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replymachine8 years ago
i thought it said blood thirstly nipples.
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Babyedward8 years ago
Bribe
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Liothlast year
Easy, move into a secure compound and get guards to kill the hippies.
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Purple10 years ago
BRING IT ON HIPPIES!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON
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Pandaman_57 years ago
Why hippys tho?
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Rusty Shackleford12 years ago
by everyone, is that a collective or is it every single human on earth hates you?
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Thekittygoogle9 years ago
Let them hate me and say that if i get killed itll send them back to the stone age because i have a chip in my neck that looks at my health (everyone is stupid enough to believe me since they are giving a guy everybody hates 250000$ a day...)
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CRAZYBoxers20138 years ago
So if i got that money i can get bodyguards or aa damn ar-15
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The Tiger9 years ago
WTF is this supposed to be?!
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smartass9 years ago
Sure just use the money to bribe the president to get protesting banned for ever duh
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jshaw719 years ago
Get a new identity, maybe get plastic surgey to look like someone else, make donations to the hippies, and other groups, and charities, under my new identity...
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atrus10 years ago
Nobody can own the Internet.
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SexyGiRlForEvEr8 years ago
I would live in a big home with an army out side
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ThePaulDude3 years ago
Convert all $ monetary scenarios into £ for the UK, EUROS for Ireland & Europe & the regional equivalent for everywhere else because the us dollar isn't a universal currency & shouldn't be treated as such.
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