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You own the internet, and receive a commission from google and facebook of $250000 every day
but
You are hated by everyone, and a band of blood thirsty hippies try to make you shut down the internet
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Ask Master9 years ago
Kill the band and make a YouTube channel to make everyone like you again

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol and say what I'm Sorry bout killing hippies?
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DSD27899 years ago
"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this

Migdin18 years ago
Soo they are normal people?

IAmJeesus9 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.

Comrade Ivan9 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!

shadowhacked9 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet

TheWiseGuru8 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).

The_Plague5 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)

Damian Grager12 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)

DFDragonFire7 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
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Chinese potato9 years ago
Use the money to make the Internet better

dannu2319 years ago
just don't shut it down

RetardedHamster9 years ago
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?

Tox9439 years ago
I can ban them

Sum3Dud37 years ago
Fuking Hippies.

FilthyFrank420blazeit8 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.

Migdin18 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol

GGuy123459 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

A-Dream4 years ago
Skew the hippie"s man, I can already afford to by the whole world by the time they run a mile.

burridge12011 years ago
Vice Comes W/ a price.

lady-bellaphram8 years ago
I"d pay to watch this show

☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆9 years ago
Better die loved as rich

Ashton_the_crow9 years ago
#justgirlythings XD

TheSilverWolf107 years ago
That"s life

Stage-Knight10 years ago
Solution: Hire Saxton Hale to remove hippies (might even do it for free).

mia_cutie8 years ago
You butt hole$😖

EverFreeGaming9 years ago
So prank videos, react videos and dumb memes that ain't funny, Like srly

321Name312user1239 years ago
do a go vegan campain ez

HahaPressedIt3 years ago
I see no downside

vorpike10 years ago
but how do ppl know that i'm the owner?

Debo9 years ago
Just buy an army to deal with them #Problemsolved

DFDragonFire7 years ago
Make the Internet private >:)

Jake Delano12 years ago
one does not 'own' the internet... its a combination of all networking companies.. :)

niggathink9 years ago
First thing to buy jail store hippies

DavidThaFirst 9 years ago
Fuk yes

aproy9 years ago
That sounds like something that already happens to internet moguls.

andre_the_R.H.G19 days ago
just hire some people to kill the hippies.

Mr.meme_GTi10 years ago
i will just fund a project to build a terminator to kill all the hippies. end of story. Plus I would announce just saying the thing was an accident and was designed for combat.

Friendlymouse8 years ago
I'm already a blood thirsty hippy.

MouseGirl4 years ago
Now I can remove all porn sites! Praise the Lord Jesus!

Nickm211 years ago
I don't need friends I'll just buy them

Smokeyavatior8 years ago
HAHAHA I hate people so I see no down side

NoTell9 years ago
If everybody hates you nobody want to do anything for you (example:you go to a hardware shop: You:Can I have this wood plank Seller:Yes...IN YOU ASS M*THERFUCKER I CALL THE HIPPIES!!!

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol so true

Mr.jack_17 9 years ago
I hate to be hated

Zackattack227 years ago
Money talks

Anonamouse10 years ago
Everyone loves the internet...

replymachine8 years ago
i thought it said blood thirstly nipples.

Babyedward8 years ago
Bribe

Liothlast year
Easy, move into a secure compound and get guards to kill the hippies.

Purple10 years ago
BRING IT ON HIPPIES!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON

Pandaman_57 years ago
Why hippys tho?
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