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You own the internet, and receive a commission from google and facebook of $250000 every day
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You are hated by everyone, and a band of blood thirsty hippies try to make you shut down the internet
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Ask Master10 years ago
Kill the band and make a YouTube channel to make everyone like you again

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol and say what I'm Sorry bout killing hippies?
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DSD27899 years ago
"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this

Migdin19 years ago
Soo they are normal people?

IAmJeesus10 years ago
Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.

Comrade Ivan9 years ago
Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!

shadowhacked9 years ago
say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
They want you to shut down the internet

TheWiseGuru8 years ago
"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?

Damian Grager12 years ago
Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)

DFDragonFire7 years ago
No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.
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WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago
False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).

The_Plague5 years ago
Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)

Chinese potato9 years ago
Use the money to make the Internet better

dannu2319 years ago
just don't shut it down

RetardedHamster9 years ago
why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?

Tox94310 years ago
I can ban them

Sum3Dud37 years ago
Fuking Hippies.

FilthyFrank420blazeit8 years ago
What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.

Migdin19 years ago
Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Everything but hippies, please.

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Lol

GGuy123459 years ago
CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

robux7 years ago
Deal with the hippies once you got enough money give your children the business then just deal with everybody hating you

robux7 years ago
It’s pretty brutal for those kids tho

Katie Riedy12 years ago
I think 'blood thirsty hippies' is a paradox

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Why are the money scenarios always in $ why can't they be in £ instead?

NotAclaptop10 years ago
Persuade the hippies to take down ISIS

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
OK let me tell you something I hate people myself so we'd be even

IvoryRose10 years ago
>you own the internet >hippies try make you shut down the internet Soooo, I'm supposed to be Bill Gates and the hippies are Donald Trump?

Panifex8 years ago
$250,000/day adds up to more than a billion dollars over 11 years, at which point you could sell the internet and get even richer, relinquish power to someone else for free, or shut down the internet—any of those three things would remove the hyper hippie haters.

JackelineP9810 years ago
Loooooooooooooooooooool

AxlJossuaHutabarat8 years ago
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nightrider109 years ago
Yandere-chan I can just say they love senpai :3

Caribou3 years ago
250 miIIion a day and maybe we"re taIking, having everybody hate you is a steep price

Jeff11 years ago
Pay people to not hate you.

Feminist7 years ago
What would you even do with all that money...

Skyler Bidwell12 years ago
No, internet stays... forever.

Commissar9 years ago
See if I'm getting paid that means I have a gun if I have a gun that means I have ammo if I have ammo that means I have a fucking dead hippie problem

GaelLara8 years ago
if i"m propietary of nasa page i will send hippies to space yay

XBrendonLeeX9 years ago
With 250,000 dollars a day i could just build a fortress

Bisoncat10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

riverclaw159 years ago
finally the internet will be clean

Fqtih11 months ago
Just keep it open for like 1 month every 2 years

rocketman500410 years ago
ok, i'll close it

ColinBokiki8 years ago
do something good to get rid of haters

Mixmaster7 years ago
I will make Markiplier King

WolvGirl1911 years ago
Rose Tyler: That's crazy, know one owns the internet Henry Van Statin: Lets just keep everyone thinking that all right kids?

Hamburger Guy9 years ago
wнaÑ‚'Ñ• υp wιтн rn?0) мl. мel.

Dienin310 years ago
and I thought hippies were all peace and love

wartsandshorts9 years ago
get the nerds from the deep web to protect me

Aidan T.10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ValerieParker8 years ago
If I"ve learned anything about "how to be a rich bastard", it"s that loyalty can be bought -_-

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago
Hire bodyguards or hit men to take care of them

*beast*10 years ago
Nice try dumbass hippies

Booper_Dooper8 years ago
Define everyone. Everyone in the world? Everyone in my school? Everyone that works for an hour a day?

thebros3 years ago
hitman google
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