Will You Press The Button?

Ask Master 11 years ago

Kill the band and make a YouTube channel to make everyone like you again

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Lol and say what I'm Sorry bout killing hippies?

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DSD2789 11 years ago

"Blood Thirsty" and "hippies" are two entirely opposing ideals so there's no downside to this

Migdin1 10 years ago

Soo they are normal people?

IAmJeesus 11 years ago

Hippies can't be blood thisty... They want peace... Hippies are cool.

Comrade Ivan 10 years ago

Da Comrade, I shall send all of the Hippies to Gulag!

shadowhacked 11 years ago

say if they hate me i will shut down the internet and delete their accounts then use my money to send hitmen to destroy everything and everyone they know and love

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

They want you to shut down the internet

TheWiseGuru 10 years ago

"blood thirsty hippies" How does that even work?

Damian Grager 13 years ago

Hire hitmen to deal with hippies....everyone who hates me not allowed to use the internet>:)

DFDragonFire 8 years ago

No one will be your hitmen because nobody likes you anyway. Read the whole thing.

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Chinese potato 11 years ago

Use the money to make the Internet better

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 9 years ago

False. If you own the internet, then everyone would love you because you could alter things to be better (like make ads disappear).

The_Plague 6 years ago

Then big youtubers will hate you (people who make a living on youtube need ad revenue)

dannu231 11 years ago

just don't shut it down

RetardedHamster 11 years ago

why will people hate me if I kill the hippies that are trying to shut down the internet?

Tox943 11 years ago

I can ban them

Sum3Dud3 9 years ago

Fuking Hippies.

FilthyFrank420blazeit 9 years ago

What if that band is in the U.S.A. and are poor af? I'm far away from them+they don't have money to track me down or anything or have money for a plane ticket or weapons but I have money for bodyguards and stuff.

Migdin1 10 years ago

Isnt this how the internet is already? Why change it

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

Everything but hippies, please.

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Lol

GGuy12345 11 years ago

CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

aproy 11 years ago

That sounds like something that already happens to internet moguls.

andre_the_R.H.G last year

just hire some people to kill the hippies.

Mr.meme_GTi 11 years ago

i will just fund a project to build a terminator to kill all the hippies. end of story. Plus I would announce just saying the thing was an accident and was designed for combat.

Friendlymouse 9 years ago

I'm already a blood thirsty hippy.

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Now I can remove all porn sites! Praise the Lord Jesus!

Nickm2 12 years ago

I don't need friends I'll just buy them

Smokeyavatior 10 years ago

HAHAHA I hate people so I see no down side

NoTell 10 years ago

If everybody hates you nobody want to do anything for you (example:you go to a hardware shop: You:Can I have this wood plank Seller:Yes...IN YOU ASS M*THERFUCKER I CALL THE HIPPIES!!!

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Lol so true

Mr.jack_17 11 years ago

I hate to be hated

Zackattack22 9 years ago

Money talks

Anonamouse 11 years ago

Everyone loves the internet...

replymachine 9 years ago

i thought it said blood thirstly nipples.

Babyedward 10 years ago

Bribe

Lioth 3 years ago

Easy, move into a secure compound and get guards to kill the hippies.

Purple 12 years ago

BRING IT ON HIPPIES!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON

Pandaman_5 8 years ago

Why hippys tho?

Rusty Shackleford 13 years ago

by everyone, is that a collective or is it every single human on earth hates you?

Thekittygoogle 10 years ago

Let them hate me and say that if i get killed itll send them back to the stone age because i have a chip in my neck that looks at my health (everyone is stupid enough to believe me since they are giving a guy everybody hates 250000$ a day...)

CRAZYBoxers2013 9 years ago

So if i got that money i can get bodyguards or aa damn ar-15

The Tiger 10 years ago

WTF is this supposed to be?!

smartass 11 years ago

Sure just use the money to bribe the president to get protesting banned for ever duh

jshaw71 11 years ago

Get a new identity, maybe get plastic surgey to look like someone else, make donations to the hippies, and other groups, and charities, under my new identity...

HuMorat 5 months ago

I want money

atrus 11 years ago

Nobody can own the Internet.

SexyGiRlForEvEr 9 years ago

I would live in a big home with an army out side

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Convert all $ monetary scenarios into £ for the UK, EUROS for Ireland & Europe & the regional equivalent for everywhere else because the us dollar isn't a universal currency & shouldn't be treated as such.