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SpoilerMaster10 years ago

Loophole - singing is an instrument

legion24688 years ago

I can't speak, but I can shout, whisper, scream, sing, etc.

Drew7145447 years ago

This is all forms of the speak

Qwertyone9 years ago

You could build an instrument capable of re-creating human voice.

Gagagagasggana8 years ago

Vocaloid lmao

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Jacob Northhunger12 years ago

If I can play every single instrument, but I can't speak, then I can't play every instrument. Vocals is technically an instrument.

Robertthefishyyyyy7 years ago

Boom.

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Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

That guy that has many talents but never speaks

PanderHD8 years ago

Voice is an Instrument too so... I can sing everything I want to say

AmazingDragons7 years ago

Yay I can play Mayonnaise

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

*breaks into song* JOHNNY CAN YOU PLLEEEEEAAAAASE PASSS THEEE mustAAAAAAAAAARD!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Bam, instrument speak.

KayleighLute7 years ago

A song by fall out boy

Cormaden1458 years ago

Dis one was bad I hate it

Gavin Tam12 years ago

So basically i become sona from LoL

Steve Fisher12 years ago

Being deaf and mute, it'd be cool if I can play guitar flawlessy out of blue. xD

Gemma Anna12 years ago

i honestly don't talk much to begin with, but never screwing up would take the fun out of music. where's the satisfaction of getting it right and expressing yourself if you do that perfectly every single time? there's no "yay, i did it!" if you literally can't /not./

Gabriel Waer12 years ago

...Hmm..music over speech=done.

Megan Straka12 years ago

Speak through the music.. Did no one learn anything from Beethoven?

drif1011109 years ago

you can just right stuff down To talk

TrashLanternFish3603 years ago

who said i needed to sing.

White.Dragon10 years ago

Sona Mode...

BlackFoxStudios6 years ago

Idea! Write lyrics to a song give them to someone and play the song. Example *gives boyfriend a lyric sheet containing only 3 words* * boyfriend who didnt read the paper yet *uh babe? What are you doing *starts playing the three words * Wow babe that sound...[Show full comment]

Annika Atherton12 years ago

You could just write down what you want to say.

Coooolman0008 years ago

F no I hate playing band

QueenCitadel10 years ago

I was never good with my words. But music is beautiful communication.

snailbob649 years ago

never have to answer a question in class again. also could just play words if I'm that good :3

badyboy10 years ago

sign language duh

Chrisda597 years ago

Then I can play the microphone very well😂😂

TorrentialChaoss5 months ago

So I just write lol

LogicWizard31410 years ago

I don't always like talking, but it's nice to still have the option.

dankmemes1018 years ago

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xss10 years ago

don't talk much any way!

HeLl05 years ago

If you"re so good inplaying instruments, you can play words.

AnnaBagel11 years ago

Would help the whole music major thing...

QuinnJ10 years ago

why the fuck does "rn" keep getting put on the end of words in the comments?

Shaunklok-6 years ago

Singing is an instrument. Looophooooole

Sean Bevan12 years ago

make an instrument that can form words :3

SeabassJames9 years ago

I have a few questions. 1: Do instruments of torture count? 2: Is mayonnaise an instrument? 3: Couldn't I just use my voice as an instrument?

tirtlusnovak8 years ago

if you"d be good at playing every instrument perfecty it would get boring

ThatKidWithASpoon9 years ago

Write stuff down. Mutes do that.

blackrabbit07110 years ago

Luckily I know sign language so I can still communicate!

JasperTehClod9 years ago

So?I can express emotions through writing and music,and I wouldn't have to strike up conversation.

somerandoontheinternet3 years ago

wah wah wah wah wahhhh

xavia10 years ago

I love the loop holes

G2-Chance8 years ago

It says you cant SPEAK but you can SING

FreshBoyNathan5 years ago

So nothing would change for me 😅😂

Ceejay Deriada Pastrana12 years ago

Voice Synthesizers are now voice instruments suckers.. like Vocaloids :P soo I can make it talk flawlessly

Hyodo Issei10 years ago

What's the point? I'll sing instead of speak...

CHAINMAIL9 years ago

I see no downside.

Angyle10 years ago

#Sona

Joseph Diaz12 years ago

Play the auto-tuner.

ExplodingMustard2 months ago

NitroglicerineMustard

awesomely200210 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

IdiotDinoShark8 years ago

Pfft I"d just use Vocaloid to talk

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